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I might've liked it when I was 12. 

Honestly this trailer is better to listen to than most of the tracks. 
 
I just gave you my review in the comment above. You're welcome. 

It's sooo depressing that every other artist is releasing music rn and all we have is a pic of our sis with a dalmatian. 

I might've liked it when I was 12. 

Weekends are for Insta baddie activities, not updates.
 
Maybe we should pretend to be a bookshop in Silver Lake and post on that Insta post where she asked for bookshops that wanted to sell her book ... at least we can find out if she's ready to sell the damn book.
 
We'll tell her the shop is called "Booklyn Baby". Not suspicious at all.

It's sooo depressing that every other artist is releasing music rn and all we have is a pic of our sis with a dalmatian. 

I’m sure her fans will eat up any shit she throws at them. She could have a 3 minute song of her humming the alphabet and they'd call it incredible. She needs to quit bubblegum pop it’s pretty stale right now anyway and mature up and start acting her age she’s 29 not 17 anymore.

I might've liked it when I was 12. 

I mean ... "spelling is fun". Really? Really, Taylor? I know that she's about catchy tunes rather than lyrical depth, but Jesus Christ.
 
And not that I've ever paid close attention to either of them, but I really feel like that aesthetic is very similar to Katy's Teenage Dream with all the unicorns and rainbows 'n' shit. That and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

It's sooo depressing that every other artist is releasing music rn and all we have is a pic of our sis with a dalmatian. 

"I don't have a plan and it's kinda fun"  is actually a perfect plan to emotionally destabilise a fan base. 

It's sooo depressing that every other artist is releasing music rn and all we have is a pic of our sis with a dalmatian. 

It's sooo depressing that every other artist is releasing music rn and all we have is a pic of our sis with a dalmatian. 

Season 2 is coming on 21 June 2019!

 
@@YUNGATA @@PARADIXO could someone please move this to the Movies & TV Series section? I must have accidentally ended up here.

This "no plan" thing is such a bad idea.
 
Look at it this way: she's already pissed heaps of people off by keeping everyone in the dark about the album. Even her casual fans are confused.
 
There's no way she's not going to piss people off with the poetry book. Like the album, it seems very poorly planned. She's hyping the shit out of it on social media and in interviews, but she's indicated that she's only going to sell it in So Cal and that it's going to be $1.
 
So on one hand she's pitching it to her fans worldwide, and then on the other she's planning to release it to a much smaller, local audience.
 
If she only sells it in So Cal, then everyone is going to be fighting over it, most people will miss out and it will lead to mayhem. Many won't be satisfied with an audiobook or digital version.
 
If she changes her mind and sells it everywhere else, then I do not see how she can sell it for $1 ... that isn't viable on a worldwide scale, or even just within the US. Changing the price probably won't piss people off as much as only selling it in So Cal, but the media will have a field day with it because a rich celebrity telling their fans that they'll sell something to them for $1 and then bumping the price up just isn't a good look.
 
If she fucks up the poetry book release, which looks likely for the reasons stated, then next time she has some random idea, or even does another poetry book, everyone's just gonna be like "the fuck ever ...". We all have that one flaky friend who never does what they say they're going to do, and you just end up not giving a fuck when they say something because you know they're likely to let you down. That'll be Lana to her fans.
 
So the way I see it, she's fucked. Maybe she knows she's fucked and the silence is some sort of avoidance mechanism. I know the "no plan" comment related to the album, but all of that ^ is exactly why you plan.
 
I can't wait to see how this all plays out.

This "no plan" thing is such a bad idea.
 
Look at it this way: she's already pissed heaps of people off by keeping everyone in the dark about the album. Even her casual fans are confused.
 
There's no way she's not going to piss people off with the poetry book. Like the album, it seems very poorly planned. She's hyping the shit out of it on social media and in interviews, but she's indicated that she's only going to sell it in So Cal and that it's going to be $1.
 
So on one hand she's pitching it to her fans worldwide, and then on the other she's planning to release it to a much smaller, local audience.
 
If she only sells it in So Cal, then everyone is going to be fighting over it, most people will miss out and it will lead to mayhem. Many won't be satisfied with an audiobook or digital version.
 
If she changes her mind and sells it everywhere else, then I do not see how she can sell it for $1 ... that isn't viable on a worldwide scale, or even just within the US. Changing the price probably won't piss people off as much as only selling it in So Cal, but the media will have a field day with it because a rich celebrity telling their fans that they'll sell something to them for $1 and then bumping the price up just isn't a good look.
 
If she fucks up the poetry book release, which looks likely for the reasons stated, then next time she has some random idea, or even does another poetry book, everyone's just gonna be like "the fuck ever ...". We all have that one flaky friend who never does what they say they're going to do, and you just end up not giving a fuck when they say something because you know they're likely to let you down. That'll be Lana to her fans.
 
So the way I see it, she's fucked. Maybe she knows she's fucked and the silence is some sort of avoidance mechanism. I know the "no plan" comment related to the album, but all of that ^ is exactly why you plan.
 
I can't wait to see how this all plays out.

"I don't have a plan and it's kinda fun"  is actually a perfect plan to emotionally destabilise a fan base. 

It's sooo depressing that every other artist is releasing music rn and all we have is a pic of our sis with a dalmatian. 

"I don't have a plan and it's kinda fun"  is actually a perfect plan to emotionally destabilise a fan base. 

I might've liked it when I was 12. 

I agree, but she's said quite a few times that she wants to have them so I'd be surprised if that has changed. I'd imagine that, like most women, she'd want a stable relationship first, though ... and she seems to struggle with that ... haven't seen that actor guy for awhile, either, but maybe they're just doing a really good job of keeping it out of the public eye.
 
She might opt to do a Madonna and just get some guy as a baby daddy.
 
Speaking of Madonna, she had her daughter when she was 38 and her son when she was 42, and during that time she did Ray of Light, Music, and Confessions on a Dance Floor which are three of her best albums, imo (we'll just pretend that American Life never happened, though). So the quality of the music won't necessarily decrease if she does have kiddos.

"I don't have a plan and it's kinda fun"  is actually a perfect plan to emotionally destabilise a fan base. 

It's sooo depressing that every other artist is releasing music rn and all we have is a pic of our sis with a dalmatian. 

Critics: Her best work to date
Stans: Delete it fat

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