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Is this the official Cirque du Soleil web?

Can any of you gays hack her phone and get her psychiatrist's contact number? I need to know why she's such a mess! 

I have three theories:
 
1. Lana actually hates the album and that's why she's pretending it doesn't exist
2. Lana actually hates us and that's why she's pretending we don't exist
3. Both

Maybe that other song it's the one for Disney...

Hi it's me Lana Del Rey I'm here to promote my new album Norman Fucking Rockwell but won't be performing any songs from it instead let me sing a cover from an obscure band I did for an indie documentary that was only available at some random european movie festival 

LIVE LOUNGE AHHH NFR AHH !! 
THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
....
 
two covers 

Lana herself is the biggest clown

Okay, from now on the fanbase has an official name: the clowns. No lipsters, no gangsters, no kids. We're the fucking clowns. Let's just all attend the 1846287th show of the BTD tour with our clown gowns

What if... (now hear me out)
 
the second song is...
 
y o s e m i t e

Whoever said this era is just getting promising news and then getting STOMPED on like 5 minutes later is absolutely right I’m so weak lmfao

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I totally believe she will say this at the concert tomorrow: "Alright, faggots, I'm finally done with this festival tour and hope to never see you again. I've heard you tried to break into my online store the other day, well guess what I've told the password only to my boy Win so he could listen to NFR online all his life, but he promised to never leak it. But I have good news for you: in September I will perform at BBC Live Lounge and will sing all your favourite songs (aka Btd, OTTR and VG) but with Drake, Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber. Hope you like this  "

Boris Johnson has now been elected prime minister so like...can SOMETHING good just happen today?

at least it'll be album promo though

well its over

A few seconds ago

She's watching the Prime Minister election right now

Hate to drag it on YET YOU DO ANYWAYS? Girl shut up literally no one cares about your lame immature beef with each other, we’re here to discuss Lana so stop being a selfish brat thinking anyone wants to know. Edit: Omg I’m so late to the party soz xo

"topoftheyearloljkwut" "whomthefuckbedrinkmymatcha"

new name, new me 

nfr thread be like

I think we're going to talk about the color of the vinyl on loop, even after we find out what the actual color is

I guess some warning points are being made 

thread unlocked but PLEASE behave. Remember to keep your posts on topic!

Congratulations psychos you got the thread locked while I catch up with this BORING drama and figure out warning points. Stop talking about eclipse in this thread. No one cares. it's boring as fuck.