Nightmare

OH MY GOD 

what eiffel tower dild*s you picking for Problematiques release? I claim the hot pink one

also had a go at editing the cover myself

 
 
bonus ++
 

The Yass Starts Now

SHE POSTED A CROISSANT AND CIGARETTE PIC ON INSTA!!! PROBLEMATIQUE CONFIRMED!!!!!

WRONG!
 
Charli is her worst ever. Uninspired album filled with rejects and filler scraps, tried to replicate the iconicness of Pop 2 but failing miserably. Ugly ass silver photoshoots that seemed made in 2 minutes the day prior release. Like it all felt dragged out and then super rushed at the end to get the album out. Even the title is boring and lazy, and I think it’s an insult to her name having those songs tied to her self-titled. They really don’t represent her talent and artsy at all.
 
Does Charli have cute moments and some bops? Of course, but as a whole it’s definitely her worst.
 
Sucker had a defined concept that was executed flawlessly, also she looked hot through all the era and the photoshoots and the imagery was perfect for it. It’s a shame her label watered down the whole thing, but overall it’s still a fun cute pop rock inspired record! Break The Rules > Shake It/Blame it on your love/Next level Charli

She already worked with Ariel
 
The clock is ticking Sky 

It’ll be officially over when Olivia Rodrigo’s team finds out about Jorge Elbrecht and Ariel Rechtshaid

am i the only one who likes the cover the way it is? its chic

WRONG!
 
Charli is her worst ever. Uninspired album filled with rejects and filler scraps, tried to replicate the iconicness of Pop 2 but failing miserably. Ugly ass silver photoshoots that seemed made in 2 minutes the day prior release. Like it all felt dragged out and then super rushed at the end to get the album out. Even the title is boring and lazy, and I think it’s an insult to her name having those songs tied to her self-titled. They really don’t represent her talent and artsy at all.
 
Does Charli have cute moments and some bops? Of course, but as a whole it’s definitely her worst.
 
Sucker had a defined concept that was executed flawlessly, also she looked hot through all the era and the photoshoots and the imagery was perfect for it. It’s a shame her label watered down the whole thing, but overall it’s still a fun cute pop rock inspired record! Break The Rules > Shake It/Blame it on your love/Next level Charli

xcx world seeing AR and problematique get released
 

All My Lovers die and i'm done with this project

i thought my leah kate promo would start discourse like it did in charli xcx thread u guys failed me

stop being edgy liking some messy noisy electronic tracks won’t make you better than the rest of us!!!!!! see the light and embrace the fact that Charli sucks!!!!!!!!! literally any other project of hers is miles better.
 
see how i’m feeling now, it has the electronic noisy vibes but it’s well made, cohesive and fun!!!! 
 
i don’t make the rules

911 does sound similar to good ones but i’m honestly surprised how good it sounds given its from leah kate 

stop being edgy liking some messy noisy electronic tracks won’t make you better than the rest of us!!!!!! see the light and embrace the fact that Charli sucks!!!!!!!!! literally any other project of hers is miles better.
 
see how i’m feeling now, it has the electronic noisy vibes but it’s well made, cohesive and fun!!!! 
 
i don’t make the rules

Sue ha ass
Where is the artistic integrity?
 

I’m sorry how can anyone think self titled is better … if xcx world came out it would have been her best album to date (maybe a tie with true romance actually)
 
I will never shut up about xcx world 

stop being edgy liking some messy noisy electronic tracks won’t make you better than the rest of us!!!!!! see the light and embrace the fact that Charli sucks!!!!!!!!! literally any other project of hers is miles better.
 
see how i’m feeling now, it has the electronic noisy vibes but it’s well made, cohesive and fun!!!! 
 
i don’t make the rules

stop being edgy liking some messy noisy electronic tracks won’t make you better than the rest of us!!!!!! see the light and embrace the fact that Charli sucks!!!!!!!!! literally any other project of hers is miles better.
 
see how i’m feeling now, it has the electronic noisy vibes but it’s well made, cohesive and fun!!!! 
 
i don’t make the rules

We all really thought she would do something for the 10th anniversary lol
 
No reissue 
No vinyls
No bonus tracks 
 
Not even a fucking lazy spotify re-release. 
 
Fuck this lazy clown. 

really thought we were getting the second album by ntmt's tenth anniversary.. 

me when i don't have working ears