rosemead ramada

I knew she had it 

I remember back in the day when Lana revealed the tracklist on FACEBOOK of all places, everyone thought it was a joke bc there was no way she would have a song title as bad as "Brooklyn Baby"
what a time to be alive

I remember back in the day when Lana revealed the tracklist on FACEBOOK of all places, everyone thought it was a joke bc there was no way she would have a song title as bad as "Brooklyn Baby"
what a time to be alive

No it's real bc I can see the Polish sock lady

I remember back in the day when Lana revealed the tracklist on FACEBOOK of all places, everyone thought it was a joke bc there was no way she would have a song title as bad as "Brooklyn Baby"
what a time to be alive

I remember back in the day when Lana revealed the tracklist on FACEBOOK of all places, everyone thought it was a joke bc there was no way she would have a song title as bad as "Brooklyn Baby"
what a time to be alive

I remember back in the day when Lana revealed the tracklist on FACEBOOK of all places, everyone thought it was a joke bc there was no way she would have a song title as bad as "Brooklyn Baby"
what a time to be alive

I remember back in the day when Lana revealed the tracklist on FACEBOOK of all places, everyone thought it was a joke bc there was no way she would have a song title as bad as "Brooklyn Baby"
what a time to be alive

Idk what it's going to be but just in case it's merch I will be leaving the lana store open ALL. DAY.

I remember back in the day when Lana revealed the tracklist on FACEBOOK of all places, everyone thought it was a joke bc there was no way she would have a song title as bad as "Brooklyn Baby"
what a time to be alive

Seriously how gorgeous is this instrumental

The fact that the vinyl or cd is probably sitting out in some random record store right now in some obscure corner of the world in some town that only has like 1 Lana fan

I remember back in the day when Lana revealed the tracklist on FACEBOOK of all places, everyone thought it was a joke bc there was no way she would have a song title as bad as "Brooklyn Baby"
what a time to be alive

everybody wants to have their own polish sock moment I guess

Idk what it's going to be but just in case it's merch I will be leaving the lana store open ALL. DAY.

Idk what it's going to be but just in case it's merch I will be leaving the lana store open ALL. DAY.

he said he already got his copy of the spotify vinyl and idk why you guys don't believe him like we literally didn't see a pic of another person already having it yesterday

Anna has always seemed so kind and giving to the fandom, I hate even saying bad things but their behavior this week has been so strange. I hope they are okay more than anything. It’s obviously fake merch, and as many others have said the dua lipa thing. It will be interesting to see how this pans out. 

I saw some of her previous posts and it seems like she's had a lot of deaths in the family lately so (i know you are joking lol) but you might not be too far off that she's dealing with some deeper things 

I could well imagine some cassette bundles with "signed" art cards again... 

In case anyone needs a quick recap of why that merch is fake:
-the official merch has three dots after "did you know...", not an underscore "did you know _"
-the t-shirts come in black or white, not grey. (technically the t-shirt is listed as "natural" but come on)
-the image on the back of the hoodie isn't even the image shown on the store
-the product listings on the store clearly say the images are printed on. the fake stuff looks like it was applied by heat transfer
-the font in the quotation marks isn't right
-we have pictures of Lana wearing the black hoodie and it clearly matches the mock-ups on the webstore, not this fake crap
-the US store only sold the shirts and hoodies as a bundled "boxset", not individually, so why would she only have the clothes and not be showing off the box? or even the CD?
Edit: I don't know how I missed this but saw it in the comments.... the hoodie doesnt even have pocket on the front!

there's no way it's hacked... she has videos posted in her stories
the more I think about it, the weirder it is that she did this
 
And she says she's going to do giveaways?! Um what? Is she planning on doing a giveaway of her fake merch to people who think it's real? That's..... um.....

the comments are an eyeroll for me. her giveaways have nothing to do with the fact that she got scammed, so i am not sure why everyone’s pointing this out. “she buys prizes for us, she’s giving back to the community” and so on don’t necessarily build credibility imo 
i can partially understand where she’s coming from, but what about spreading misinformation about a possible dua lipa collab?! 

That's what's weird about it... I'm 100% positive that merch is fake and they had it custom made, but why would they do that? The account does a lot of work to genuinely identify products and the real merch is coming out in a few weeks anyway, so it just seems... out of character

chuck commented “idk wat this is about but Anna’s the best”