rosemead ramada

Apparently the tunnel under ocean boulevard had a fire
Which one of you did this
 

there's no way it's hacked... she has videos posted in her stories
the more I think about it, the weirder it is that she did this
 
And she says she's going to do giveaways?! Um what? Is she planning on doing a giveaway of her fake merch to people who think it's real? That's..... um.....

I bet somewhere in Poland at this very moment there's a lady wearing Christmas socks listening to Candy Necklace
 
Polish sock lady, who are you, and why are you so lucky

The French store has 12 copies left, Idk whether they ship to Australia though... or how your French is
https://shopfr.lanadelrey.com/products/did-you-know-that-theres-a-tunnel-under-ocean-blvd-cassette
Edit: they do ship to Australia but it's €30,78 for shipping, or €42.77 total

In case anyone needs a quick recap of why that merch is fake:
-the official merch has three dots after "did you know...", not an underscore "did you know _"
-the t-shirts come in black or white, not grey. (technically the t-shirt is listed as "natural" but come on)
-the image on the back of the hoodie isn't even the image shown on the store
-the product listings on the store clearly say the images are printed on. the fake stuff looks like it was applied by heat transfer
-the font in the quotation marks isn't right
-we have pictures of Lana wearing the black hoodie and it clearly matches the mock-ups on the webstore, not this fake crap
-the US store only sold the shirts and hoodies as a bundled "boxset", not individually, so why would she only have the clothes and not be showing off the box? or even the CD?
Edit: I don't know how I missed this but saw it in the comments.... the hoodie doesnt even have pocket on the front!

there's no way it's hacked... she has videos posted in her stories
the more I think about it, the weirder it is that she did this
 
And she says she's going to do giveaways?! Um what? Is she planning on doing a giveaway of her fake merch to people who think it's real? That's..... um.....

Compare to Lana wearing the hoodie: https://www.instagram.com/p/CpEMAwOqLBZ/

Yeah but in the US the shirts and hoodies are only sold as the "boxset"... so what are the chances of them only getting the clothing but not everything else? And Interscope just mistakenly sent half the "boxset" contents to someone who coincidentally has a Lana fan account? There's too many red flags with their "merch" to be real

neither did I but that's what people commented in that reddit post
looks like there was a fire in march and may last year, and now again last night
 
maybe it's a sign the album will leak today

That's what's weird about it... I'm 100% positive that merch is fake and they had it custom made, but why would they do that? The account does a lot of work to genuinely identify products and the real merch is coming out in a few weeks anyway, so it just seems... out of character

that's definitely not real... they must have custom ordered a shirt and a hoodie from some vendor just to get the attention of, oh look at me i'm first. that's pathetic. we've seen Lana in the black hoodie and it looks nothing like what these people are trying to pass off. Not to mention the back print is a completely different picture

Apparently the tunnel under ocean boulevard had a fire
Which one of you did this
 

So close to missing out! I bet it will be sold out tomorrow
Even though I've spent $10,000 already this era, now I'm wanting the black t-shirt.... I ordered the white one already but ugh, i'm a consumer whore. why can't they sell it separately from the cd, I don't need a 57th copy of it
someone tell me i don't need any more stuff

https://shoplanadelrey.com/products/did-you-know-that-there-s-a-tunnel-under-ocean-blvd-spotify-fans-first-vinyl
There are only 32 copies left of the Spotify disc for all your late decision makers

In case anyone needs a quick recap of why that merch is fake:
-the official merch has three dots after "did you know...", not an underscore "did you know _"
-the t-shirts come in black or white, not grey. (technically the t-shirt is listed as "natural" but come on)
-the image on the back of the hoodie isn't even the image shown on the store
-the product listings on the store clearly say the images are printed on. the fake stuff looks like it was applied by heat transfer
-the font in the quotation marks isn't right
-we have pictures of Lana wearing the black hoodie and it clearly matches the mock-ups on the webstore, not this fake crap
-the US store only sold the shirts and hoodies as a bundled "boxset", not individually, so why would she only have the clothes and not be showing off the box? or even the CD?
Edit: I don't know how I missed this but saw it in the comments.... the hoodie doesnt even have pocket on the front!

That's what's weird about it... I'm 100% positive that merch is fake and they had it custom made, but why would they do that? The account does a lot of work to genuinely identify products and the real merch is coming out in a few weeks anyway, so it just seems... out of character

Lol my indie green vinyl I ordered from Amazon still says "Arriving Tuesday" but everything else says arriving the 28th
Now I don't believe for a second it's coming, but it does make me wonder why they haven't updated their info or how they came to be selling the indie vinyl in the first place

neither did I but that's what people commented in that reddit post
looks like there was a fire in march and may last year, and now again last night
 
maybe it's a sign the album will leak today

that's from last year
apparently the tunnel has fires in it now and then, there were 2 in it last year

Apparently the tunnel under ocean boulevard had a fire
Which one of you did this
 

12 days too many

I bet somewhere in Poland at this very moment there's a lady wearing Christmas socks listening to Candy Necklace
 
Polish sock lady, who are you, and why are you so lucky

I can't believe she's not giving us a beautiful boxset with a bunch of lovely prints this era. we've been robbed.
honestly i'd be satisfied with a cd boxset (even though I'd prefer a vinyl box) if it mean we could get all the neil krug photos and these sketches on those litho cards

Compare to Lana wearing the hoodie: https://www.instagram.com/p/CpEMAwOqLBZ/

neither did I but that's what people commented in that reddit post
looks like there was a fire in march and may last year, and now again last night
 
maybe it's a sign the album will leak today