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lindsay lohan too because she knew lizzy from abercrombie and fitch 
 

we'll just create lizzyboards instead 
 
all of the lizzy grant stans can live in peace without being told that nobody wants to hear laptop demos or being told that aka is her worst album when in reality it's her best 

i'd suggest hot pink display names for any users who are a member of the highly elusive & secretive honeymoon instagram account

I consider myself as a full time Lana Del Rey fan as well as a part-time historian and playlist curator 

im a super stan and can attest to that with my exclusive membership to the honeymoon account 

I am a fan. I can attest to that by showing you this exclusive picture of me and Lana at Target a few years back.
 
 

does anybody else remember when lana questioned the culture?  

I remember her filming that tiny spider and dropping her phone while screaming when the spider suddenly dropped. 

anyone else remember the photo of her with the knife in the arcadia mv hotel that was a serve wasnt it 

when this is released on the lanaboards out of context thread in 4-6 weeks 

Mild? 
We didn't put in all that effort to be labelled, "mild", sis

She needs to post titty again so we can discuss that

[Outro: Wyclef Jean & Shakira]
No fighting
No fighting

He's literally posted all of that stuff on this very board and has been seemingly boastful about it in the past? But go off

the chicken is nice here etc 

A joke about elitism from the guy whose entire persona is all about Swiss boarding school and luxury goods and a cross-contintental affluent family is funny, though
Good work

She posted a 30-second clip of the Alternate Arcadia video on honeymoon with the caption "Natural" x

I honestly couldn't believe it LOL it was so random. But hey, I made some cash!
I guess the purchase paid off for them since she's using it now! Last time I checked the person was using the account as their personal account, so I hope they're enjoying Lana's new posts lol x

why am I shocked at this 
they're probably thinking now it was the best money they spent lol

Okay literally about a year ago or so someone DM'd an inactive account I had that was honestly just a username save, but it followed the honeymoon account and the person asked if I would be willing to sell the account to them because it followed HM. I told them that Lana hadn't even posted on HM for 2 years at that point, but I didn't really have any need to keep the account so I'd be willing to sell it if they really wanted it. I expected the person to offer me like $5 or maybe $10, but they ended up offering me over $100 completely unprovoked
So yeah, I accepted the offer LOL x

I think that the word "elitist" is being confused with favoritism, which still isn't what's going on at all. Personally, I think it's alright for Lana to show appreciation to fans that she's had since 2011 or even earlier (this coming from someone who didn't become a fan until 4 years ago). And in terms of the Honeymoon account, I think it's nice that she was able to find a balance between staying on social media which she clearly wants to do and staying away from the negativity of it. I don't see her intention as being malicious or to shut certain fans out. Not to go on about parasocial relationships, but I really feel like it gets to a point with Lana sometimes where people take things she says or does as someone personally hurting them. She's not obligated to do anything specifically for us at the end of the day. Her job is to make music, and she does that. 

happy page 1111, make a wish! 

Not me reading your waaa waaa waaa in a living legend outro way 

Selling my alt ig account that follows honeymoon since 2015, your one and only chance to connect with Lana, DM serious offers ONLY

I feel SO lucky to be an elite fan 
Can't imagine what life would be without access to this lady's instagram page  we are truly BLESSED to receive maybe one pic every blue moon!
No flip-flop fake fans allowed!