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the gays logging into shoplanadelrey.com this morning
 

 
 
 
 

oh my god y'all really be trying to crack the website code... come through 2011 tumblr users changing their html themes realness 

The password is: LanaShipsEclipseAndWin69

STPOP STOP some of y’all have got me cracking up so hard I’m gonna fucking burst a blood vessel this thread is a MESS who ARE WE

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Eclipse kept balance between the LanaBoards members. But that all changed when NFR thread attacked. Only Eclipse had mastered all coding languages. Only he could stop the ruthless members. But when the gays needed him most, he vanished.

Black page made us crazy, what would we do if we got a song or even a snippet... she's really testing us

Lana is one of the 124 users. She doesn't know what's going on. She's been too high lately busy meditating

124 users are reading this topic yet all we have been faced with is a black screen asking for a password
lana really has us so thirsty ugh her mind

maybe they are is just deleting the site cause no one uses it 

Our fandom trying to guess right password

all this hacking shit confuses me... props to y’all who are smart and understand it.

121 users are reading this, people are hungry. Crave.mp3

In 3 years
 
@randomlanadelreyfan: umm lana what the hell happened with the password on your shop
@lanadelrey: Passwords are like riddles that God uses to prove our faith in each other. Norman Fucking Rockwell is coming next month babies xx

It's when the cookies from the website expire if you are redirected to the "thank you" page. The variable is created only if that function is called. So the cookies expire after two months lmao

Thank goodness I bought an extra paint palette to paint my clown face on with! 

"twoMonthsFromNow" obviously means she has two more months to promise the album is coming before suddenly disappearing and leaving us with nonsensical tweets

The cherry music video leaked already it was just a loop of her dropping her matcha on the floor with the filter and the Minecraft “ooof”

OK, here's something I noticed. Back on June 7th 2019, the favicon (the little icon you see next to websites' titles in Chrome, Safari on iPhone, etc.) for the shoplanadelrey.com website was this:
 

 
Now, it's this:
 

 
(Yes - "No Image")
 
I think this might mean something 

omg your mind!!

OMG maybe she is hiding the Cherry music video there     

It's the poetry book guys 

I’m trying to hold back laughter because I’m at work but imagine the site goes back up and the only thing that’s changed is it’s all in neon comic sans

She sent us her nudes and encrypted them with a password. She literally said "Send nudes to you" during VB on the last show. It was a promise not a threat and she DELIVERED

Ok girl not you then but someone else needs to volunteer