Today I met Charli XCX and I told her how I threatened to leak her songs back in 2017, she started laughing and I started laughing. I thought this was finally when I would get my peace, I told her how worried I was that Cannelle would push through with the FBI/CIA investigation but there we were laughing about the situation, or so I thought. Charli XCX responded: "Oh you will get your peace", and I don't know where she hid it, but out of nowhere she conjured up a 14 inch dildo with the girth of a baseball bat.
"OPEN UP ANGEL", she screamed, while she started hitting me on the head and forced me to get into doggy position.
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