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This wouldn’t be happening during a Trump presidency

If her team was savvy they’d be queuing up “Fenway Park: Never Forget” merch as we speak.

no this is so true. She’ll take it as a sign. She probably had a whole new set list planned out and she’ll think this is a sign from God to go back to the old set list

she can afford it even for a full 24 hours

We’ll cheer

there’s not gonna be a world tour, there won’t even be a Boston show

she should just pay the fine and play through it.

that’s the opening of Lasso

She could still go on. There was a certain other artist who’s show in Nashville this time last year didn’t start until after 10pm and she played until almost 2am bc of similar conditions.

she’s currently on her way to iHop for pancakes

That’s Rob.

Are Lipsters allergic to getting gagged?

I JUST FINISHED WORK AND LOGGED IN. WHY DO WE LITERALLY ALWAYS KEEP LOSING

Idk tbh the snippet makes me feel like it’s a weird republican/Morgan Wallen song something from a Dodge commercial

Y’all overestimate how much she cares about promo 💀 ”Live debut” “local time release” ”music video premiere” The single will randomly show up on streaming unannounced on a Tuesday at 3pm and the music video a month later and when fans ask her about it she’ll say “oh ya what was that song called? The strong song or whatever”

How is this a game I’m so confused

I can’t believe it’s over before it even started And a MONTH wait for a single???? Like maybe she doesn’t want to go up against Sabrina and Post Malone - but what I heard is not even charting in the top 20 if I had to guess 💀

Literally the Tunnel box sets Lana's team did last year

Since when did “box sets” mean just shoving an ugly Tshirt into a box and tossing a CD in with it. How boring and cheap. If you’re gonna call something a “box set” fill a damn box with some cool stuff like they used to in the 2010s

Honeymoon

Grace by Florence + The Machine. It is an Emile Haynie produced/co-written song after all

The Rolling Stones’ Wild Horses. (We need a cover)

“A horse in Leeds” is an anagram for “Lasso reins here” which obviously means (second) official announcement at the Leeds show But honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if she thought the “reaction” to her first announcement during the Grammy’s event was “too tepid” (she said something in that regard) and decided to go back to the drawing board. Also, I’m not saying she necessarily cares all that much, but since the Lasso announcement we got “Beyoncé going country” and I think there are definitely going to be lots of think pieces around Lana and Beyoncé’s respective approaches to “going country” and I could see her wanting to avoid that. Altho I think that’s inevitable from the media regardless of how soon or far away the album release is…

154 days between Let Me Love You Like A Woman and Chemtrails (album) 154 days between Blue Banisters (song) and Blue Banisters (album) 107 Days between Did You Know (song) and Did You Know (album) there’s currently 108 days between now and Sept 30 (the last possible day in sept). Less so for the last Friday in Sept. If we do get this album in Sept and get a single pre-release, it’ll be her shortest cycle in recent history.