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I wait for you, babe,
you don't come through, babe
You never do, babe, that's just what you do
 

Motel 6/Slow Gin Fizz
 
Men like a woman who just don't need em
Sweeter than cherry pie, but we'll treat em
Meaner than dirt, they deserve to be hurt
Till they realize what you're worth

Motel 6/Slow Gin Fizz
 
Men like a woman who just don't need em
Sweeter than cherry pie, but we'll treat em
Meaner than dirt, they deserve to be hurt
Till they realize what you're worth

Motel 6/Slow Gin Fizz
 
Men like a woman who just don't need em
Sweeter than cherry pie, but we'll treat em
Meaner than dirt, they deserve to be hurt
Till they realize what you're worth

Motel 6/Slow Gin Fizz
 
Men like a woman who just don't need em
Sweeter than cherry pie, but we'll treat em
Meaner than dirt, they deserve to be hurt
Till they realize what you're worth

ok, so i guess lana teased a teaser. i was sure it would be released today, guess not. 

ok, so i guess lana teased a teaser. i was sure it would be released today, guess not. 

ok, so i guess lana teased a teaser. i was sure it would be released today, guess not. 

ok, so i guess lana teased a teaser. i was sure it would be released today, guess not. 

Motel 6/Slow Gin Fizz
 
Men like a woman who just don't need em
Sweeter than cherry pie, but we'll treat em
Meaner than dirt, they deserve to be hurt
Till they realize what you're worth

I think it's going to be some kind of video in full, because of the little emoji she used. i also don't think it would just be a teaser for some other thing because then she would just tease it wouldn't she? in the past she's always just posted teasers, not teased teasers. So I have some hopes. Also she's in New York right now (at least according to her sister's instagram) so I don't know if that's related or what?

This is a huge thread, did we ever talk about that interview from a few years ago, on the radio, where she was asked if blue jeans, born to die, and video games were all about the same guy, and she said yeah, and then the interviewer asked if he knew they were about him and she said "no but his mom knows." Doesn't that only make sense (I mean unless she is lying, which is quite possible) if the guy they're about is dead?

Here are my extremely possible predictions
1. Tour announcement exclusively for Italy.
2. New selfie article for RS Italia
3. Acting in a new James Franco film
5. The lead single "Videocamera" off her next album
6. An even lower budget continuation of High By The Beach with God Know I Tried where she just rolls around in the beach sand half dead for five minutes with scorched newspaper clippings gently flying all around her
7. Her and Francesco engaged
8. She deletes the photo and never mentions it again. She was trolling us the entire time with the photo by posting a magazine photo with her name photoshopped onto it.
9. Her IG is hacked.

Motel 6/Slow Gin Fizz
 
Men like a woman who just don't need em
Sweeter than cherry pie, but we'll treat em
Meaner than dirt, they deserve to be hurt
Till they realize what you're worth

This is a huge thread, did we ever talk about that interview from a few years ago, on the radio, where she was asked if blue jeans, born to die, and video games were all about the same guy, and she said yeah, and then the interviewer asked if he knew they were about him and she said "no but his mom knows." Doesn't that only make sense (I mean unless she is lying, which is quite possible) if the guy they're about is dead?

i doubt we will. closest you'll come to it is eating pizza while looking at your honeymoon cd x

TMZ are such assholes, they keep posting these snarky articles about the situation with goofy looking pictures of Lanz so all the readers can post dick comments about her . . . at the same time they're the ones who probably enabled these two stalkers to find her at her new home since they posted that article a few months ago announcing her recent purchase of a house in Malibu along with pictures and outside views of said house. 

TMZ are such assholes, they keep posting these snarky articles about the situation with goofy looking pictures of Lanz so all the readers can post dick comments about her . . . at the same time they're the ones who probably enabled these two stalkers to find her at her new home since they posted that article a few months ago announcing her recent purchase of a house in Malibu along with pictures and outside views of said house. 

TMZ are such assholes, they keep posting these snarky articles about the situation with goofy looking pictures of Lanz so all the readers can post dick comments about her . . . at the same time they're the ones who probably enabled these two stalkers to find her at her new home since they posted that article a few months ago announcing her recent purchase of a house in Malibu along with pictures and outside views of said house. 

TMZ are such assholes, they keep posting these snarky articles about the situation with goofy looking pictures of Lanz so all the readers can post dick comments about her . . . at the same time they're the ones who probably enabled these two stalkers to find her at her new home since they posted that article a few months ago announcing her recent purchase of a house in Malibu along with pictures and outside views of said house. 

I've always wondered if Lana ever supported herself by doing sex work? She obviously has a lot of songs about it, people always seem to assume it's just her imagination but I wonder if all her cryptic comments like "I've lived a real life" or things like that are referring to something like that.

Best female album http://www.blouinartinfo.com/news/story/1300148/5-best-albums-of-2015-lana-del-rey-kendrick-lamar-and-more

I think it's really strange that people assume Lana's co-producers in Nowels, of course men, don't challenge her and that she needs a really strong producer, of course a man, to do good work with. I can think of very few artists who don't work with at least one collaborator in terms of lyrics or production and create excellent music (even Pet Sounds, which people erroneously think Brian Wilson created on his own) so I do think Lana would need collaborators. But a woman artist being in control (whatever this means - she coproduced the whole album for the first time. But she has always had a strong vision and on HM talked about how the sound changed) seems to send the Lana concern pearl clutchers to speculate that if an album doesn't meet their expectations then she needs a strong male producer to save her from mediocrity. The comparison with Tori Amos is really off too.

Best female album http://www.blouinartinfo.com/news/story/1300148/5-best-albums-of-2015-lana-del-rey-kendrick-lamar-and-more

did Lanz stay seated while everyone else was giving a standing ovation? Or did she eventually stand up too?