Lindsay Lohan

BREAKING NEWS
 
In a dramatic turn of events at the LanaBoards Next Top Model contest, a rejected contestant caused a stir as she forcefully entered the premises and allegedly harassed one of the contestants. Security personnel intervened, escorting this woman off the premises. 
 
According to eyewitnesses, this woman barged into the venue during a crucial stage of the competition, hurling insults and accusations at one of the contestants, claiming she had stolen her spot. 
 
This unexpected disruption has sent shockwaves through the fashion industry, prompting discussions about the need for increased security measures at high-profile events. As the America's Next Top Model contest resumes, contestants and organizers alike are left grappling with the aftermath of this unsettling incident.
 
TMZ has released their mugshot here:
 

 

Submitted by @bia - Britney's Aquatic Chic Week 2 submission
 

8 models left to submit 

Good morning models.
Welcome to Shark Week.
 

 
For this challenge we are trading in runways for run...waves. 
 
That's right! Your theme this week is "Aquatic Chic"
 
You will have 20 hours to submit your best photo in your most dapper swimsuit or creative marine environment.
 
Our special guest helping me judge this week is the critically acclaimed photographer AND Met Gala entrepreneur... @Unknown
 
--

Miranda (@lmdr ) You won last week and were given the ability to sabotage another contestant.
The person you have chosen to sabotage is...Mitski  (@ultrabanisters)
 
Mitski, for this challenge you are forbidden to submit a photo in colour. It must be in black and white.
Everyone else may use colour to their advantage.
 
Good Luck!

Here is your updated portrait and cast list:
 

 
Top Row:
Britney Spears ( @bia), RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton), Lizzy Grant ( @Surf Noir), Miranda Cogrove ( @lmdr), Mitski ( @ultrabanisters), Jane Fonda ( @Say Yes to Heaven),
Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing), Tinashe ( @TheBoss), Lady Gaga ( @shadesofblue), Lana Del Rey ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler)
Bottom Row:
Naomi Campbell ( @DeadSeaOfMercury), Kate Bush ( @sparklertrailerheaven), Charli XCX ( @bunoner), Anya Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff)
 
 
 

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Welcome back models. 
I hope your entrance into the LNTM house was not too hectic for all of you.
 
You were asked to do a photoshoot and submit a photo that best represents the theme  of "CAMP COUTURE"
 
Me and @Rorman Nockwell reviewed all of your submissions 
Some of you presented us with grace, some didn't get it, and some people just looked a plain old mess.
 
I have 16 beautiful women standing before me, but only 14 photos in my hand. 
That's right, two of you will be leaving us today.
 
These 14 photos will represent the 14 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model.
Let's begin with the critiques.
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Miranda Cosgrove ( @lmdr )
You are this week's winner! You have gained the ability to sabotage one of the girls.
Please DM me who you would like to sabotage. 
 
Critiques:
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Kate Bush
You are this weeks runner-up!
This means you are protected from sabotage.
 
Critiques:
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Naomi Campbell ( @DeadSeaOfMercury )
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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Anya-Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff )
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton )
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing )
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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Lizzy Grant ( @Surf Noir)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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Lana Del Rey ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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Tinashe ( @TheBoss )
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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Lady Gaga ( @shadesofblue)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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Charli XCX ( @bunoner)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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Jane Fonda ( @Say Yes to Heaven)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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Mitski ( @ultrabanisters)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
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Beyonce ( @keps2013)
Megan Thee Stallion ( @DemonMic2003)
Britney Spears ( @bia)
You are the bottom three of this week. Two of you will be eliminated from the running.
 
 
Stay tuned for the next challenge...
Make sure to evaluate your critiques to avoid the same mistakes in the future.
 
Goodnight ladies.

 
Also, feel free to look at everyone's submitted photos on Page 1 of this thread!
 

Me and @Rorman Nockwell are deciding who wins and who loses this week
I would like to add like a general public vote that would give the winner some sort of advantage but I gotta think it through.
 
Also, if anyone (not a contestant) would like to be a guest judge for a round DM me!

3 Hours left for submission 
 
@keps2013 @TheBoss
 
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TALES FROM THE LNTM HOUSE
(Simulated)
 
Lizzy Grant: Lizzy feels overshadowed by the more extravagant personalities in the competition. She struggles to find her voice and style amidst the flamboyance of her fellow contestants, leading to self-doubt and insecurity.
Naomi Campbell: Naomi, accustomed to being the center of attention, clashes with Lady Gaga over creative differences during a photo shoot challenge. Their egos collide as they each insist on their vision, causing tension and drama on set.
Miranda Cosgrove: Miranda becomes the target of jealousy from some of the other contestants who perceive her as having an unfair advantage due to her previous acting career. They spread rumors about her being favored by the judges, creating a rift within the group.
Lady Gaga: Lady Gaga's avant-garde style clashes with the more traditional tastes of Kate Moss during a styling challenge. Kate criticizes Gaga's outfit choices, leading to a heated argument that spills over into backstage drama.
Kate Moss: Kate, known for her sharp tongue, finds herself at odds with RuPaul after making a cutting remark during a critique session. RuPaul, unimpressed by Kate's attitude, delivers some tough feedback that leaves her fuming and defensive.
RuPaul: RuPaul faces criticism from Tinashe and Lana Del Rey, who accuse him of favoritism towards certain contestants. They confront RuPaul about his impartiality, sparking a debate about fairness and integrity in the competition.
Tinashe: Tinashe clashes with Kate Bush over creative differences during the challenge. 
Kate Bush: Kate Bush feels alienated from the younger contestants and struggles to connect with them on a personal level. Her reserved nature leads to misunderstandings and tensions within the group dynamics.
Lana Del Rey: Lana becomes the target of Mitski's passive-aggressive comments and subtle sabotage attempts. 
Beyoncé: Beyoncé must navigate the drama carefully to maintain her own position in the competition.
Mitski: Mitski's intense perfectionism causes friction with the fellow girls in the house, she tells them it's not a sorority, it's a competition. 
Britney Spears: Britney's fragile emotional state becomes a point of concern for the other contestants and the judges. Her struggles with confidence and anxiety manifest in erratic behavior, creating tension and drama in the competition.
Jane Fonda: Jane clashes with Charli XCX over their conflicting ideas about feminism and empowerment during a discussion about their inspirations. Their heated debate spills over into a confrontation, revealing deeper ideological differences.
Charli XCX: Charli's brash personality rubs some of the other contestants the wrong way, particularly Anya Taylor Joy, who finds her outspokenness abrasive. Their clashes escalate into a feud, with both refusing to back down.
Anya Taylor Joy: Anya feels isolated from the rest of the group due to her reserved nature and British upbringing. She struggles to connect with her fellow contestants, leading to feelings of loneliness and alienation.
Megan Thee Stallion: Megan's attitude is not well liked by some of the girls in the house. She believes it's jealously.

*Purple Chromatica*

For this third challenge, I was given the color purple which is my favorite color💜
My airy gown paired with killer heeled boots is giving regal meets rebel.
Embracing the purple vibes with a splash of edge, because that's just how I roll. Don't be afraid to stand out, monsters!

No matter mauve, lilac, lavender, or violet haze own your unique style because you were born this way bby

 
#StreamChromatica #BuyChromaticaOreos #GagaGlam #GaGagged

Anya's Viridian Vision

For my look, I was assigned the gorgeous color green. It is one of my favorites, because it reminds me of the English Woods where I was raised. I wanted to channel
nature in my outfit by patching green flowers onto my dress. I decided on a smokey eye, that symbolizes the burning flames that are enraging our forests as a result of
our dying climate. My hair is messy because I wanted to make it seem like I just crawled out of the bramble and bush. I also added a few green hair highlights, because
there isn't such thing as too much green!  I hope you like my outfit, judges. Best of luck to the other contestants, I love you all - except you, you know who you are
 

Kate Moss - Assigned Color: Brown
 

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My last photoshoot was a bit of a mess, so I went all out with the glamour for this one 
Yes nougat counts as a shade of brown, no debates! 

LANA DEL REY'S RELIGIOUSLY RED LOOK

For this holy look, I decided to channel my inner Spanish señorita in this divine red dress that resemble the roses that bloom for you. I bought it during my vacation in Spain from a traveling merchant man who said that it used to belong to a holy woman with a heart of gold who fought fire by the sea centuries ago. I can't believe it's in such pristine condition, it's like it was blessed with Maria's prayer. It was definitely worth the €10,000. I also wore this gorgeous cross necklace and emerald ring if you look closely. I can't remember if they're valuable family heirlooms or if I bought them from some department store. Eitherway, they're stunning and they really create this expensive flair. For the hair, I still kept it a darker shade of brown since my baby is has no room for light and likes his women Spanish, dark, strong, and proud. I should really break up with him some time soon. I also put it in these glamorous, vintage waves. I also decided to wear my red lipstick and get my makeup on, which is just simple mascara with some eyeshadow.

I LOVED 3 songs but the rest of the album did not do it for me at all. The second half of the album was specifically terrible 
Top 3:
These Walls
End of an Era
French Exit 
 
The singles threw me off so much during my listen because they don't sound like the rest of the album at all... It's like a bunch of summer songs then the singles which have a Halloween vibe to them
 
Falling Forever was just.... loud and annoying
Anything For Love... POINTLESS song, it should not have been on the album
Maria... straight up sounds like an incomplete demo 
 
Watcha Doing and Happy For You were okay but didn't really jump out for me
 

Surprise models. 
I bet you didn't think I'd be back this early with a new challenge.
 

 
For this challenge, we're diving into a rainbow and extracting only one colour for your next photoshoot.
 
Your theme for this week is "CHROMATIC CONSISTINANCY" 
 
By random draw, you will be given a random colour that you must use in showcasing yourself... with the selected colour.
For example, if you get the colour blue, that's all I should see in the photo.
 
You have 24 hours to submit your colour-themed photo.
-
 
Our special guest helping me judge this week is legendary Vogue Stylist and Set Designer... @TrashMagiq
 
-
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton) You won last week and were given the ability to sabotage another contestant.
The person you have chosen to sabotage is.....Tinashe ( @TheBoss)
 
Tinashe, for this challenge your budget has been cut. You are forbidden to use a photoshoot image and must use a candid. 
Everyone else may use their photoshoot images to their advantage.
-
 
Each Contestant's Randomly Selected Colour:
 
Lizzy Grant ( @Surf Noir) - BLACK
Naomi Campbell ( @DeadSeaOfMercury) - YELLOW
Lady Gaga ( @shadesofblue) - PURPLE
Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing) - BROWN
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton) - GREY
Tinashe ( @TheBoss) - PURPLE
Kate Bush ( @sparklertrailerheaven) - YELLOW
Lana Del Rey - ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler) - RED
Mitski ( @ultrabanisters) - WHITE
Britney Spears ( @bia) - WHITE
Charli XCX ( @bunoner) - BLUE
Anya Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff) - GREEN
 
Good luck!
-
Here is your updated portrait
 

@DeadSeaOfMercury that's for hating on Back to Me
 
EDIT: wrong person... but still deserves 

@The Siren let's end them bestie

Surprise models. 
I bet you didn't think I'd be back this early with a new challenge.
 

 
For this challenge, we're diving into a rainbow and extracting only one colour for your next photoshoot.
 
Your theme for this week is "CHROMATIC CONSISTINANCY" 
 
By random draw, you will be given a random colour that you must use in showcasing yourself... with the selected colour.
For example, if you get the colour blue, that's all I should see in the photo.
 
You have 24 hours to submit your colour-themed photo.
-
 
Our special guest helping me judge this week is legendary Vogue Stylist and Set Designer... @TrashMagiq
 
-
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton) You won last week and were given the ability to sabotage another contestant.
The person you have chosen to sabotage is.....Tinashe ( @TheBoss)
 
Tinashe, for this challenge your budget has been cut. You are forbidden to use a photoshoot image and must use a candid. 
Everyone else may use their photoshoot images to their advantage.
-
 
Each Contestant's Randomly Selected Colour:
 
Lizzy Grant ( @Surf Noir) - BLACK
Naomi Campbell ( @DeadSeaOfMercury) - YELLOW
Lady Gaga ( @shadesofblue) - PURPLE
Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing) - BROWN
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton) - GREY
Tinashe ( @TheBoss) - PURPLE
Kate Bush ( @sparklertrailerheaven) - YELLOW
Lana Del Rey - ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler) - RED
Mitski ( @ultrabanisters) - WHITE
Britney Spears ( @bia) - WHITE
Charli XCX ( @bunoner) - BLUE
Anya Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff) - GREEN
 
Good luck!
-
Here is your updated portrait
 

Surprise models. 
I bet you didn't think I'd be back this early with a new challenge.
 

 
For this challenge, we're diving into a rainbow and extracting only one colour for your next photoshoot.
 
Your theme for this week is "CHROMATIC CONSISTINANCY" 
 
By random draw, you will be given a random colour that you must use in showcasing yourself... with the selected colour.
For example, if you get the colour blue, that's all I should see in the photo.
 
You have 24 hours to submit your colour-themed photo.
-
 
Our special guest helping me judge this week is legendary Vogue Stylist and Set Designer... @TrashMagiq
 
-
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton) You won last week and were given the ability to sabotage another contestant.
The person you have chosen to sabotage is.....Tinashe ( @TheBoss)
 
Tinashe, for this challenge your budget has been cut. You are forbidden to use a photoshoot image and must use a candid. 
Everyone else may use their photoshoot images to their advantage.
-
 
Each Contestant's Randomly Selected Colour:
 
Lizzy Grant ( @Surf Noir) - BLACK
Naomi Campbell ( @DeadSeaOfMercury) - YELLOW
Lady Gaga ( @shadesofblue) - PURPLE
Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing) - BROWN
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton) - GREY
Tinashe ( @TheBoss) - PURPLE
Kate Bush ( @sparklertrailerheaven) - YELLOW
Lana Del Rey - ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler) - RED
Mitski ( @ultrabanisters) - WHITE
Britney Spears ( @bia) - WHITE
Charli XCX ( @bunoner) - BLUE
Anya Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff) - GREEN
 
Good luck!
-
Here is your updated portrait
 

BREAKING NEWS
 
In a dramatic turn of events at the LanaBoards Next Top Model contest, a rejected contestant caused a stir as she forcefully entered the premises and allegedly harassed one of the contestants. Security personnel intervened, escorting this woman off the premises. 
 
According to eyewitnesses, this woman barged into the venue during a crucial stage of the competition, hurling insults and accusations at one of the contestants, claiming she had stolen her spot. 
 
This unexpected disruption has sent shockwaves through the fashion industry, prompting discussions about the need for increased security measures at high-profile events. As the America's Next Top Model contest resumes, contestants and organizers alike are left grappling with the aftermath of this unsettling incident.
 
TMZ has released their mugshot here:
 

 

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Welcome back models. 
This has been a chaotic week full of shade and break-ins.
 
Who else was scared? I was really really scared.
 
You were asked to do a photoshoot and submit a photo that best represents the theme  of "AQUATIC CHIC"
 
After hours of deliberation, me and @Unknown are ready to reveal the results.
 
Very happy to say many of you listened to the critiques and greatly improved your overall look.
 
I have 14 beautiful women standing before me, but only 12 photos in my hand. 
Two of you will be leaving us today.
 
These 12 photos will represent the 12 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model.
Let's begin with the critiques.
--------
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton)
You are this week's winner! You have gained the ability to sabotage one of the girls.
Please DM me who you would like to sabotage. 
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Naomi Campbell ( @DeadSeaOfMercury)
You are this weeks runner-up!
This means you are protected from sabotage.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Kate Bush ( @sparklertrailerheaven)
You are still in the running.
 
------------
 
Anya-Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff )
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Mitski ( @ultrabanisters)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing )
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Tinashe ( @TheBoss )
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Lana Del Rey ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Charli XCX ( @bunoner)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Britney Spears ( @bia)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Lizzy Grant ( @Surf Noir)
Miranda Cosgrove ( @lmdr)
Jane Fonda ( @Say Yes to Heaven)
Lady Gaga ( @shadesofblue)
 
You are the bottom four of this week. Two of you will be eliminated from the running.
 
Stay tuned for the next challenge...
Make sure to evaluate your critiques to avoid the same mistakes in the future.
 
Goodnight ladies.

 
Also, feel free to look at everyone's submitted photos on Page 1 of this thread!

Surprise models. 
I bet you didn't think I'd be back this early with a new challenge.
 

 
For this challenge, we're diving into a rainbow and extracting only one colour for your next photoshoot.
 
Your theme for this week is "CHROMATIC CONSISTINANCY" 
 
By random draw, you will be given a random colour that you must use in showcasing yourself... with the selected colour.
For example, if you get the colour blue, that's all I should see in the photo.
 
You have 24 hours to submit your colour-themed photo.
-
 
Our special guest helping me judge this week is legendary Vogue Stylist and Set Designer... @TrashMagiq
 
-
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton) You won last week and were given the ability to sabotage another contestant.
The person you have chosen to sabotage is.....Tinashe ( @TheBoss)
 
Tinashe, for this challenge your budget has been cut. You are forbidden to use a photoshoot image and must use a candid. 
Everyone else may use their photoshoot images to their advantage.
-
 
Each Contestant's Randomly Selected Colour:
 
Lizzy Grant ( @Surf Noir) - BLACK
Naomi Campbell ( @DeadSeaOfMercury) - YELLOW
Lady Gaga ( @shadesofblue) - PURPLE
Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing) - BROWN
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton) - GREY
Tinashe ( @TheBoss) - PURPLE
Kate Bush ( @sparklertrailerheaven) - YELLOW
Lana Del Rey - ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler) - RED
Mitski ( @ultrabanisters) - WHITE
Britney Spears ( @bia) - WHITE
Charli XCX ( @bunoner) - BLUE
Anya Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff) - GREEN
 
Good luck!
-
Here is your updated portrait
 

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Welcome back models. 
This has been a chaotic week full of shade and break-ins.
 
Who else was scared? I was really really scared.
 
You were asked to do a photoshoot and submit a photo that best represents the theme  of "AQUATIC CHIC"
 
After hours of deliberation, me and @Unknown are ready to reveal the results.
 
Very happy to say many of you listened to the critiques and greatly improved your overall look.
 
I have 14 beautiful women standing before me, but only 12 photos in my hand. 
Two of you will be leaving us today.
 
These 12 photos will represent the 12 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model.
Let's begin with the critiques.
--------
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton)
You are this week's winner! You have gained the ability to sabotage one of the girls.
Please DM me who you would like to sabotage. 
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Naomi Campbell ( @DeadSeaOfMercury)
You are this weeks runner-up!
This means you are protected from sabotage.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Kate Bush ( @sparklertrailerheaven)
You are still in the running.
 
------------
 
Anya-Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff )
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Mitski ( @ultrabanisters)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing )
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Tinashe ( @TheBoss )
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Lana Del Rey ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Charli XCX ( @bunoner)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Britney Spears ( @bia)
You are still in the running.
 
Critiques:
 
------------
 
Lizzy Grant ( @Surf Noir)
Miranda Cosgrove ( @lmdr)
Jane Fonda ( @Say Yes to Heaven)
Lady Gaga ( @shadesofblue)
 
You are the bottom four of this week. Two of you will be eliminated from the running.
 
Stay tuned for the next challenge...
Make sure to evaluate your critiques to avoid the same mistakes in the future.
 
Goodnight ladies.

 
Also, feel free to look at everyone's submitted photos on Page 1 of this thread!