LanaBoards Next Top Model (Finale Today!)

[Rorman Nockwell 54,445]

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It was literally called shark week, idiot. I didn't see a single SHARK and yes, aquatic chic not AI chic!!!!!111!!! (Although AI chic could be a fun theme @Lindsay Lohan )

 

[ultrabanisters 38,419]

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it seems ex judges may be getting antsy at the lack of sharks this week... i for one included a shark in my submission, and my stylist for this week was named finn

 

it makes you wonder, what is rormans affinity to sharks? why are they so obsessed with them? do we need to ask bjork? only time will tell

 

for now, me and the girls are sat in the kitchen kii'ing about the state of mirandas clothes that she forgot to pack. a denim knee length skirt and a chequerboard tshirt? we think not!

 

i need to win this competition, and i really think i have what it takes to go all the way. when we see lindsay tomorrow for our challenge brief, i will be sure to make her proud and win win win

 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,091]

Headed to the beach to celebrate today’s victory and the release of Dua Lipa’s Radical Optimism!

Stream Throw Some Ass

[ultrabanisters 38,419]

okay @Lindsay Lohan... we need to address a possible rule break

 

it was made extremely clear to us that upon entering the process, that we were not allowed access to any mobile devices that are able to contact the outside world. this is obviously to prevent leaks and any unfair disadvantages

 

i would like to know how naomi @DeadSeaOfMercury has been able to-

 

1. go to the beach (out of the limits of the production studio and lanaboards next top model house)

 

and

 

2. access drooly lupus's new album 'radical optimism'

 

now, i would love to be proven wrong, and naomi is abiding by all rules, but it’s unfair to us to have possible rule breaks

 

i, mitski, always abide by all rules, and always smell good (rupaul wash ur ph imbalance pvss!!)

 

love,

 

mitski 

 

 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,091]

@ultrabanisters

Mitski my dear,

I had my mail forwarded to the House.

So my preordered copy of Radical Optimism was able to be played on my portable CD player made by SONY.

As for Throw Some Ass, Tukker may have mentioned it…

 

Naomi

[Lindsay Lohan 7,702]

 

Surprise models. 

I bet you didn't think I'd be back this early with a new challenge.

 

 

For this challenge, we're diving into a rainbow and extracting only one colour for your next photoshoot.

 

Your theme for this week is "CHROMATIC CONSISTINANCY" 

 

By random draw, you will be given a random colour that you must use in showcasing yourself... with the selected colour.

For example, if you get the colour blue, that's all I should see in the photo.

 

You have 24 hours to submit your colour-themed photo.

-

 

Our special guest helping me judge this week is legendary Vogue Stylist and Set Designer... @TrashMagiq

 

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RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton) You won last week and were given the ability to sabotage another contestant.

The person you have chosen to sabotage is.....Tinashe ( @TheBoss)

 

Tinashe, for this challenge your budget has been cut. You are forbidden to use a photoshoot image and must use a candid. 

Everyone else may use their photoshoot images to their advantage.

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Each Contestant's Randomly Selected Colour:

 

Lizzy Grant ( @Surf Noir) - BLACK

Naomi Campbell ( @DeadSeaOfMercury) - YELLOW

Lady Gaga ( @shadesofblue) - PURPLE

Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing) - BROWN

RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton) - GREY

Tinashe ( @TheBoss) - PURPLE

Kate Bush ( @sparklertrailerheaven) - YELLOW

Lana Del Rey - ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler) - RED

Mitski ( @ultrabanisters) - WHITE

Britney Spears ( @bia) - WHITE

Charli XCX ( @bunoner) - BLUE

Anya Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff) - GREEN

 

Good luck!

-

Here is your updated portrait

 

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6 minutes ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

@ultrabanisters

Mitski my dear,

I had my mail forwarded to the House.

So my preordered copy of Radical Optimism was able to be played on my portable CD player made by SONY.

As for Throw Some Ass, Tukker may have mentioned it…

 

Naomi

so glad to hear this naomi <3

 

i knew you were a team player and a rule abider from the start, and it was silly of me to even doubt you

 

lets go grab some chicken tacos and kii about duas new 7.5/10 album 

 

1 minute ago, Lindsay Lohan said:

 

Surprise models. 

I bet you didn't think I'd be back this early with a new challenge.

 

 

For this challenge, we're diving into a rainbow and extracting only one colour for your next photoshoot.

 

Your theme for this week is "CHROMATIC CONSISTINANCY" 

 

By random draw, you will be given a random colour that you must use in showcasing yourself... with the selected colour.

For example, if you get the colour blue, that's all I should see in the photo.

 

You have 20 hours to submit your colour-themed photo.

-

 

Our special guest helping me judge this week is legendary Vogue Stylist and Set Designer... @TrashMagiq

 

-

RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton) You won last week and were given the ability to sabotage another contestant.

The person you have chosen to sabotage is.....Tinashe ( @TheBoss)

 

Tinashe, for this challenge your budget has been cut. You are forbidden to use a photoshoot image and must use a candid. 

Everyone else may use their photoshoot images to their advantage.

-

 

Each Contestant's Randomly Selected Colour:

 

Lizzy Grant ( @Surf Noir) - BLACK

Naomi Campbell ( @DeadSeaOfMercury) - YELLOW

Lady Gaga ( @shadesofblue) - PURPLE

Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing) - BROWN

RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton) - GREY

Tinashe ( @TheBoss) - PURPLE

Kate Bush ( @sparklertrailerheaven) - YELLOW

Lana Del Rey - ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler) - RED

Mitski ( @ultrabanisters) - WHITE

Britney Spears ( @bia) - WHITE

Charli XCX ( @bunoner) - BLUE

Anya Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff) - GREEN

 

Good luck!

-

Here is your updated portrait

 

wow - our work is cut out for us this week

 

i will contact my stylist immediately and forbid him from pulling out any non-white coloured fabrics

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 2,936]

1 minute ago, Lindsay Lohan said:

 

Surprise models. 

I bet you didn't think I'd be back this early with a new challenge.

 

 

For this challenge, we're diving into a rainbow and extracting only one colour for your next photoshoot.

 

Your theme for this week is "CHROMATIC CONSISTINANCY" 

 

By random draw, you will be given a random colour that you must use in showcasing yourself... with the selected colour.

For example, if you get the colour blue, that's all I should see in the photo.

 

You have 20 hours to submit your colour-themed photo.

-

 

Our special guest helping me judge this week is legendary Vogue Stylist and Set Designer... @TrashMagiq

 

-

RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton) You won last week and were given the ability to sabotage another contestant.

The person you have chosen to sabotage is.....Tinashe ( @TheBoss)

 

Tinashe, for this challenge your budget has been cut. You are forbidden to use a photoshoot image and must use a candid. 

Everyone else may use their photoshoot images to their advantage.

-

 

Each Contestant's Randomly Selected Colour:

 

Lizzy Grant ( @Surf Noir) - BLACK

Naomi Campbell ( @DeadSeaOfMercury) - YELLOW

Lady Gaga ( @shadesofblue) - PURPLE

Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing) - BROWN

RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton) - GREY

Tinashe ( @TheBoss) - PURPLE

Kate Bush ( @sparklertrailerheaven) - YELLOW

Lana Del Rey - ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler) - RED

Mitski ( @ultrabanisters) - WHITE

Britney Spears ( @bia) - WHITE

Charli XCX ( @bunoner) - BLUE

Anya Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff) - GREEN

 

Good luck!

-

Here is your updated portrait

 

omg ALREADY. just when i was about to turn on twin peaks, now i have to spend 2 hours digging through the depths of Pinterest-

 

anyway about to paint red outfits green!

[Rorman Nockwell 54,445]

Oooh I'm excited for this

[TrashMagiq 55,499]

I'm excited to see what the girls serve up this week. It's a fierce cast with a variety of skillsets, so I'm quite titillated to see who will thrive, and who will fall flat on their face.

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 2,936]

2 minutes ago, TrashMagiq said:

I'm excited to see what the girls serve up this week. It's a fierce cast with a variety of skillsets, so I'm quite titillated to see who will thrive, and who will fall flat on their face.

the green dress?? are you secretly hinting at an alliance?

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,091]

BODAK YELLOW - BASS BOOSTED PLAYING

 

EDIT:

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So like I’m stupid for forgetting posts don’t always look the same on Desktop v Mobile

This is mobile:

 

[ultrabanisters 38,419]

a chromatic fantasy? thats so yesterday

 

for todays look, i wouldnt look out of place in a 5* bridal gown shop

 

 

fresh from the LBNTM runway (with @Lindsay Lohan viewing my look in the middle right of the image above), i have strutted my stuff and used the only colour i was permitted to use - white

 

my stylist and i have gone for a luxurious and elegant number, made of pure white silk and high thread egyptian cotton. sustainably was in mind with a repurposed nylon tulle skirt, crafted using earth friendly practices and standards

 

paired with an oversized double effect balmain bangle, it doubles as a purse, because i cant go anywhere without my rouge and a pack of airwaves gum

 

ive opted for a clunky necklace to divide my neckline this evening. this is married to my wide brimmed fascination style hat, which in the coming summer months, will come in handy for protection from the suns harsh rays

 

not only do i look the belle of the ball, my skin will be supple and healthy well into old age under my UV-protected hat

 

coupled with the outfit are my custom made jimmy choo pumps, which were created using recycled and recyclable plastic. to be lanaboards next top model, we need to make sure we have a future world where we can spread the love of looks and fashion

 

 

there may be a limitation on colour this week, but mother mitski makes sure there is no limitation on glamour, creativity and servitude

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,091]

@ultrabanisters

Mitski,

Wanna play Monopoly?

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5 minutes ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

@ultrabanisters

Mitski,

Wanna play Monopoly?

please! i need to take my mind off the stress of the competition 

 

i wish to play as the cat token (my favourite animal)

 

i go first as i am the guest here

 

i rolled a 2 and got a community chest

 

it reads 'mitski must kiss rupaul for a minimum of 5 seconds'

 

...

 

@Paris Hilton HAVE YOU BEEN TAMPERING WITH THE MONOPOLY CARDS???

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,091]

@ultrabanisters

I brought my custom Monopoly Car, Made of solid gold sourced from the Pyramids of Egypt

[ultrabanisters 38,419]

1 minute ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

@ultrabanisters

I brought my custom Monopoly Car, Made of solid gold sourced from the Pyramids of Egypt

be careful, the pharaohs curse may get you and turn you into sand 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,091]

Just now, ultrabanisters said:

be careful, the pharaohs curse may get you and turn you into sand 

I’ve always found it Lucky, For I’ve NEVER lost a game using it…

[Surf Noir 190,707]

𝕷𝖎𝖟𝖟𝖞 𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖙'𝖘 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖞 𝕷𝖔𝖔𝖐

 

 

Wow, I Didn't Know We'd Be Jumping Into A New Challenge So Quickly... But I'm Quite Proud Of My Look, I Was Given The Color Black, And, At First, I Found Myself Intimidated, I Would've Done So Well With Blue, Hot Pink, Or Orange, But I Wasn't Sure If I Could Put Together A Look That Was All Black, But I Feel Confident In My Chosen Look And Photo... Oh, And I Apologize That My Eyes Are Closed Again! But Hopefully The Judges Will Understand My Vision Better, I Went With A Black Top That I Was Told Was A Designer Lingerie Top, But My Intuition's Telling Me It's Just A Faux-Edgy Shirt From The Clearance Section Of Hot Topic, I Wore Black Jeans Instead Of Something More Couture Like Sexy Leather Pants Because It Isn't Like You Can See Them Anyway, My Beloved Chelsea Hotel No. 2 Bracelet That I Admittedly Found Out Of A Dumpster, But, For What It's Worth, I'm Sure It's Worth A Lot Of Money, I Haven't Checked Yet Though, And, Lastly... A Wonderfully Gothic Black Veil Topped With Black Roses, You See, I Did Not Just Wear The Color Black, I Also Captured The Gothic And Intimidatingly Fragile Essence Of The Color... I Guess You Could Call It... Black Beauty... Like Jeff Buckley Said In Mojo Pin! My Dear Friend Reeve Carney Sort Of Looks Like Him! Black Beauty Should Be A Song Title...

 

Check Out More Shots By My Friend, Nicole! (Let's Hope They Aren't Too Photoshopped...)

 

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i remember you well at the chelsea hotel, you were talking so brave and so sweet... one of my neighbors here at the trailer park likes to play the guitar and sing this song for his elderly pet turtle every evening... i think it's a great song and perhaps i'll cover it one day, and when i do, i'll think of my neighbor and his elderly pet turtle

 

 

how could you NOT adore me... wait a minute... my black bra magically turned into a leopard print bra... it must be the work of witchcraft... i dig it, though

 

 

whew, i am really loving my look, maybe i'll have to call my style of music hawaiian glam metal, but simply as an homage... because it sure the hell isn't actually metal, y'know, my ex-boyfriend was into metal, i once sang a rendition of his song called trees! 

 

 

 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,091]

The Looks are Divine for this challenge so far, If I do say so myself…