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Mike Dean reminding Lana Del Rey about her album on July 4th 
 

lana's collab with sadboy2005 is coming!  

I randomly got an email from PicsArt today??  it’s a sign! Album coming in 1 week!! 

the power of us all could bring absolutely anything except that one thing - an announcement and an update - and that scares me 

when we receive three "@lanadelrey has posted a photo" notifications at 3 in the morning
 

LIMITED KETCHUP VINYL

really excited for the limited edition ketchup vinyl  

Would buy the CD variants AND the cassettes 

inb4 the title of the album is "drunk & eating chicken tenders - contemplating album title changes"  

It appears I am drunk once again, eating chicken tenders wondering about the re-titled RCS/BB. What is fucking new? Dear Lana, I love you. We all do. But pls don’t hastily announce your albums. Obvi u know we will buy every possible variation but we can’t be on edge against the date you originally specified when we all know it’s not coming true. Signed, your loyal crew. 

we've gotten to the point where we're 'claiming' fake songs on fan made tracklists lord jesus we need feeding

Can she even drop an album without a pre-order? Do her label not care that much???
 
I can only imagine how her team contacts her like: "Elizabeth it's very kind and thoughtful of you not forgetting people's birthdays, but you said there was an album coming next week."

I noticed lana followed a new person and it ending up being the girl she said happy birthday to in her last post  the fact that lana didn’t even follow her and she got a bday post but we can’t get 1 update about the album 

How can some of y'all not like Wildflower Wildfire???   The only bad thing about it is that cover

i absolutely love it, definitely my favorite out of the three, although i think they're all really great  i love how cathartic, confessional, & poetic it is  
 
also... "here's the deal... cuz i know you wanna talk about it" is already iconic

just for fun

i’ll be ok queen, my lazy ass only works 1 day a week anyway 
 
 

Woke teens on twitter: Lana needs to stop glamorizing animal abuse 

the kids are hungry we need to be fed 

I sense an instagram post today. It‘s sunday, she‘s finally home after all these birthday parties and after recording the last song for the next album. She finally has time for us

Okay, spilling the #TEA:
 
Pre-order in 1 hour
Cover and tracklist at the same time
 
Album name: Pale Moonlight Supremacy
Themes: Lorde and Patty diss tracks, cock, her love for country music, candles in the wind, more cock, witchcraft, pale moonlight, blood sucking, Trump.
Sound: BTD 2.0

pleaseeeeeee announce something today
 
pleeeeeaaaaaaaaseeeee

just found out my job is closing its doors  lana turn this day around and drop the preorder 

Cat gifs and fake news. But we‘re open for new vibes if you have a good idea 

I can’t stop thinking about what BOZ said, it’s as if he expected to see a date, whether it be July 4th or otherwise. As in, even without it being changed, he expected July 4th to be included in whatever new info he’s seen but since there’s no date anywhere, he doesn’t know what to think. And that kinda scares me xx