Escapology

Well exactly it would be so tacky... The needle on my record player would snap off for how unaffiliated my record player would wanna be to something so tacky lol

i apologize if i was a little harsh, we all make mistakes & have misunderstandings, at the end of the day we all mean well & we're human, we live & we learn <3

Thanks ??…My thought process just isn’t very logical sometimes it’s all on emotions.  I then come back the next day in a better mental state and feel embarrassed by the total shit I’ve posted 

She can’t possibly release an album called Blue Banisters and the Vinyl not be a shade of blue. 

dudeeeeeee  big hugs!
 

I think this has been misunderstood by many here, mentioning trauma does not necessarily mean it’s equal to physical or sexual abuse or PTSD. Some people might  say ‘my job interview was traumatic’. Or ‘this Movie was traumatic’….so it’s in the same context as me saying Lana messing me around with album releases is traumatic.  As an abuse survivor I did NOT mean to devalue anyones experience of trauma they’ve had, I did not mean to suggest it’s comparable to abuse or PTSD.  So I apologise for that.   
 
I have Borderline Personality Disorder, So I get upset over small things more easily, so the whole saga with Lana and release dates and uncertainty might bother me more than a lot of people.  So I can understand why it seems so ridiculous to many here.  I do totally agree it is not Lana’s job to cater to my mental health, so maybe my comments were  too much and for that I also Apologise.   

When the vinyl turns out to be orange 

i really hope her team doesn't do that! i would really prefer if the colours, especially "blue", was kept as a metaphor/symbol and not translated literally into album cover art or materials! i feel like it would just add so much more complexity to the album if the music alone could explore and depict what "blue" is and its meanings. it also feels weirdly ... commercial and flat to choose blue/green/grey idk 

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the vinyl turns out to be blue... Since it's called blue banisters LOL.. if she divides the album into 2 seperate vinyls like she usually does I would expect one to be grey and one green. Would be excruciatingly funny if so 

if we get a cover can it be montana by zappa 

im a little late to the collab discussion i fear but honest to god, i'd DIE for a king krule collab. i dont think it could work on BB, but if we ever do get that UV 2.0 that many of us crave, a king krule collab would be PERFECT!!!! she also posted his album cover on insta many moons ago, so we know that she knows he exists! ugh. a girl can dream 

I don’t like the way I feel about Lana at the moment, I feel irritated by her and underwhelmed it’s hard to say but I almost feel like I don’t like her personality at all as of late…so it’s affected my anticipation for Blue Banisters. I just want to go back to loving her again as a person not just for her music?

I don’t believe it unless you manifest it 

all i know is that i need bikini gold & garden of eden, "blue banisters" or whatever it's called could simply NEVER! 

Didnt u hear?? We're still in the Chemtrails/Summertime post release era.... RCS-BB was never real. Its been debunked as the Lana fandoms very own QAn*n. Behind The Iron Gates is coming Summer 2022 but only on audible. The covers record isnt coming either, and in its place we are getting Nikki Lane's Debut album that has a song which features Lana on backing vocals! It was all just a very silly dream
 

"post-release era"... what IS THAT? 

what's a 'successful era' and how do we get one?

what is a "lanaboards" and why am i here? 

What's a 'Lana Del Rey'?
What's an 'album'?
What's a 'blue banister?"

 

I hope Lana releases music one day 

It’s not even that it’s just her personality in general that is grating on me along with the messy releases.  I’m all for looking after mental health, but she sure as fuck doesn’t care about our mental health or emotional state the way she dicks us around.  

ok you can think that but what can she do tbh, first there are somethings like QFTC and the release date thing that should be forgotten for good, and all of these things about lacking engagement with fans and posting about nikki lane is her business only. 

it's clear that she wants to give a step-back from fame and if that prioritizes her mental health and overall happiness she should! she doesn't need to build hype around anything and she's been that way for a long time, a month without album related uptades won't kill anyone

I really need her to cover Hotel California but I don't think it would fit BB (well it depends on her rendition). Ever since I listened to God Knows I Tried I couldn't stop thinking about it 
(I also need a studio version of Wicked Game) 

i... can't relate at all bc even tho i've loved her music for years i wasn't paying attention to rollouts or pre-release activities etc until now. so she's still the same lana 2 me and i for one am cruisin

i just feel like if past lana saw this album rollout and chemtrails album rollout she would be so disappointed in herself. i feel like lanas lost her spark or its just gotten buried underneath her hate for the spotlight but im really hoping im proven wrong.