Jeanne Dielman

OMG and those transitions from yeehaw banjos to Japanese ambience (Sakamoto would be proud!) to Greek bouzouki (so unexpected!) to Arab folk to Bjork's random-ass back vocals (Lana, your mind...!) right before Miss Nikki Lane starts belting out of fucking nowhere and Jeremy's alligators start collectively farting in the swamps - the bubble sound effect is amazing; good job, Jack! - are astonishing. She really said "I'm gonna top both Venice Bitch and A&W with this". Truly career-best work. 

Lucky you.
 
My excitement is... dwindling. I just visited the page, scrolled through, and thought "god,  this topic is getting tired."
 
No fault of anyone here, of course; you guys are a hoot.
 
But like.... dozens of people waiting around, speculating and cracking jokes about an upcoming album for a year.... when all they know is that there's a song called Henry on it, and a lame-ass title 'The Right Person will Stay' that might change since it had already changed from Lasso into that.
 
It's a testament to y'all that you've made the speculations as fun for as long as you did. 
 
But the uneventfulness is
 

 
 

One of the reasons why I'm so excited is because we don't know anything about the album and there are so many speculations. I'm dying on the inside cause I'm so so so curious but I also like that we don't have a clue. I remember everyone complaining she teased so many songs from NFR back then and people got tired of the snippets quickly but since we're in the dark there's absolutely nothing to get tired of, except for Henry, but she only teased a few seconds and maybe it's just the intro, or the first verse and the song turns out to be completely different from what we've been imagining, or maybe it actually is a more stripped back ballad and I would love it either way. Can't wait to hit the road listening to it if it's calm or shake my ass if it's upbeat x

when henry is a screamo ballad about her ex-fiancé's dog who pissed her awff so bad she had to take to the acoustic guitar 

When Henry Come On is a 3 hour synth dubstep catholic folk psychedelic trip hop edm hyperpop rock opera 

OMG! I love the length of the 69-minutes… 

I think that we're getting the first (promo? officially lead?) single in April. I mean, it'll make no sense at all to play at Stagecoach without at least *debuting* a brand new song there in case she doesn't release anything beforehand. The entire fandom will drag her to filth, lol. Not to mention that her presence at Stagecoach won't matter much. Is she just going to sing covers or country/folk versions of her hits? Make it make sense. Even if the album is delayed (a late summer/early fall release won't surprise me at all), she has to somehow address this upteenth delay by the end of May, and this time around we'd better have some concrete evidence that an album *is* on its way. I've defended her ass multiple times, but she needs to get her shit together. 

OMG and those transitions from yeehaw banjos to Japanese ambience (Sakamoto would be proud!) to Greek bouzouki (so unexpected!) to Arab folk to Bjork's random-ass back vocals (Lana, your mind...!) right before Miss Nikki Lane starts belting out of fucking nowhere and Jeremy's alligators start collectively farting in the swamps - the bubble sound effect is amazing; good job, Jack! - are astonishing. She really said "I'm gonna top both Venice Bitch and A&W with this". Truly career-best work. 

OMG and those transitions from yeehaw banjos to Japanese ambience (Sakamoto would be proud!) to Greek bouzouki (so unexpected!) to Arab folk to Bjork's random-ass back vocals (Lana, your mind...!) right before Miss Nikki Lane starts belting out of fucking nowhere and Jeremy's alligators start collectively farting in the swamps - the bubble sound effect is amazing; good job, Jack! - are astonishing. She really said "I'm gonna top both Venice Bitch and A&W with this". Truly career-best work. 

OMG and those transitions from yeehaw banjos to Japanese ambience (Sakamoto would be proud!) to Greek bouzouki (so unexpected!) to Arab folk to Bjork's random-ass back vocals (Lana, your mind...!) right before Miss Nikki Lane starts belting out of fucking nowhere and Jeremy's alligators start collectively farting in the swamps - the bubble sound effect is amazing; good job, Jack! - are astonishing. She really said "I'm gonna top both Venice Bitch and A&W with this". Truly career-best work. 

OMG and those transitions from yeehaw banjos to Japanese ambience (Sakamoto would be proud!) to Greek bouzouki (so unexpected!) to Arab folk to Bjork's random-ass back vocals (Lana, your mind...!) right before Miss Nikki Lane starts belting out of fucking nowhere and Jeremy's alligators start collectively farting in the swamps - the bubble sound effect is amazing; good job, Jack! - are astonishing. She really said "I'm gonna top both Venice Bitch and A&W with this". Truly career-best work. 

OMG and those transitions from yeehaw banjos to Japanese ambience (Sakamoto would be proud!) to Greek bouzouki (so unexpected!) to Arab folk to Bjork's random-ass back vocals (Lana, your mind...!) right before Miss Nikki Lane starts belting out of fucking nowhere and Jeremy's alligators start collectively farting in the swamps - the bubble sound effect is amazing; good job, Jack! - are astonishing. She really said "I'm gonna top both Venice Bitch and A&W with this". Truly career-best work. 

I think that we're getting the first (promo? officially lead?) single in April. I mean, it'll make no sense at all to play at Stagecoach without at least *debuting* a brand new song there in case she doesn't release anything beforehand. The entire fandom will drag her to filth, lol. Not to mention that her presence at Stagecoach won't matter much. Is she just going to sing covers or country/folk versions of her hits? Make it make sense. Even if the album is delayed (a late summer/early fall release won't surprise me at all), she has to somehow address this upteenth delay by the end of May, and this time around we'd better have some concrete evidence that an album *is* on its way. I've defended her ass multiple times, but she needs to get her shit together. 

OMG and those transitions from yeehaw banjos to Japanese ambience (Sakamoto would be proud!) to Greek bouzouki (so unexpected!) to Arab folk to Bjork's random-ass back vocals (Lana, your mind...!) right before Miss Nikki Lane starts belting out of fucking nowhere and Jeremy's alligators start collectively farting in the swamps - the bubble sound effect is amazing; good job, Jack! - are astonishing. She really said "I'm gonna top both Venice Bitch and A&W with this". Truly career-best work. 

Ooh, It's an 13-minutes song with alligator's farting outro and samples of "Coconut" by Harry Nilsson and "Yoü and I" by Gaga
The hidden vocals of Kacey Musgraves and Nicki Minaj are amazing!!
I also liked the production from Jeremy and her brother, there's something to it
#TheRightPersonWillSlay
#MyTemperatureIsRising

Yesssss my favorite part is around minute 7 after the brass band dies down and it pivots into psychadelic rodeo music with that 3 minute zither and shamisen back and forth! So crazy. 

I think that we're getting the first (promo? officially lead?) single in April. I mean, it'll make no sense at all to play at Stagecoach without at least *debuting* a brand new song there in case she doesn't release anything beforehand. The entire fandom will drag her to filth, lol. Not to mention that her presence at Stagecoach won't matter much. Is she just going to sing covers or country/folk versions of her hits? Make it make sense. Even if the album is delayed (a late summer/early fall release won't surprise me at all), she has to somehow address this upteenth delay by the end of May, and this time around we'd better have some concrete evidence that an album *is* on its way. I've defended her ass multiple times, but she needs to get her shit together. 

The most likely scenario, as it was written in September ⬇️
 

I think that we're getting the first (promo? officially lead?) single in April. I mean, it'll make no sense at all to play at Stagecoach without at least *debuting* a brand new song there in case she doesn't release anything beforehand. The entire fandom will drag her to filth, lol. Not to mention that her presence at Stagecoach won't matter much. Is she just going to sing covers or country/folk versions of her hits? Make it make sense. Even if the album is delayed (a late summer/early fall release won't surprise me at all), she has to somehow address this upteenth delay by the end of May, and this time around we'd better have some concrete evidence that an album *is* on its way. I've defended her ass multiple times, but she needs to get her shit together. 

I love how lanaboards like function just doesn’t work anymore, it’s like “there’s nothing to like about this bitch anymore” 

I think that we're getting the first (promo? officially lead?) single in April. I mean, it'll make no sense at all to play at Stagecoach without at least *debuting* a brand new song there in case she doesn't release anything beforehand. The entire fandom will drag her to filth, lol. Not to mention that her presence at Stagecoach won't matter much. Is she just going to sing covers or country/folk versions of her hits? Make it make sense. Even if the album is delayed (a late summer/early fall release won't surprise me at all), she has to somehow address this upteenth delay by the end of May, and this time around we'd better have some concrete evidence that an album *is* on its way. I've defended her ass multiple times, but she needs to get her shit together. 

I think that we're getting the first (promo? officially lead?) single in April. I mean, it'll make no sense at all to play at Stagecoach without at least *debuting* a brand new song there in case she doesn't release anything beforehand. The entire fandom will drag her to filth, lol. Not to mention that her presence at Stagecoach won't matter much. Is she just going to sing covers or country/folk versions of her hits? Make it make sense. Even if the album is delayed (a late summer/early fall release won't surprise me at all), she has to somehow address this upteenth delay by the end of May, and this time around we'd better have some concrete evidence that an album *is* on its way. I've defended her ass multiple times, but she needs to get her shit together. 

I think that we're getting the first (promo? officially lead?) single in April. I mean, it'll make no sense at all to play at Stagecoach without at least *debuting* a brand new song there in case she doesn't release anything beforehand. The entire fandom will drag her to filth, lol. Not to mention that her presence at Stagecoach won't matter much. Is she just going to sing covers or country/folk versions of her hits? Make it make sense. Even if the album is delayed (a late summer/early fall release won't surprise me at all), she has to somehow address this upteenth delay by the end of May, and this time around we'd better have some concrete evidence that an album *is* on its way. I've defended her ass multiple times, but she needs to get her shit together. 

I think that we're getting the first (promo? officially lead?) single in April. I mean, it'll make no sense at all to play at Stagecoach without at least *debuting* a brand new song there in case she doesn't release anything beforehand. The entire fandom will drag her to filth, lol. Not to mention that her presence at Stagecoach won't matter much. Is she just going to sing covers or country/folk versions of her hits? Make it make sense. Even if the album is delayed (a late summer/early fall release won't surprise me at all), she has to somehow address this upteenth delay by the end of May, and this time around we'd better have some concrete evidence that an album *is* on its way. I've defended her ass multiple times, but she needs to get her shit together. 

Imagine how insane we are going to be the day of Stagecoach and she still hasn't said a peep  The live stream thread will be historic