Jeanne Dielman

This is shaping up to be the album I expected Blue Banisters to be when I heard the three singles and saw the album cover...

Who said side C was gonna be THAT BITCH?
 

or it could be Mariners Apartment Complex, Neil Krug was referring to the album a lot with the sea emoji "🌊" and MAC is represented by the sea

only lana can make a interesting thing the interludes

my sleep paralysis demon being the GPSOTS acronym 

it was already said but i bet on either mariners, venice bitch or cinnamon girl for the sampled song 
 
 

im gonna have chronic migraines and night terrors until the GPSOTS acronym is decoded in full 

The San Francisco has LA Who Am I To Love You? vibes for whatever reason, which I love  

Perhaps she drags Dua on the Bleachers track and this is why BOZ dislikes it? 

A few thoughts on the tea we received yesterday:
 
First of all, I'm very excited about the "brain-frying" pastor interlude, lol. The eerie unsettling background music is giving LA Who Am I To Love You instrumentals, tbh. Lana giggling and whispering, while the pastor is screaming his lungs out is another bizarre and disturbing detail. And the interlude is placed right after three explicit tracks, with A&W apparently being very wild both sonically and lyrically. I mean, BOZ doesn't even skip it. I wonder if it unintentionally (?!) exposes the pastor's clownery. BOZ told us that Lana's looking for guidance, so the interlude being track 5 probably means that the pastor has failed her.  
 
I'm genuinely gagged by the fact that she kinda bookmarks Candy Necklace with two (?!) interludes, lol. It's such a strange decision, and I wonder why the interlude featuring Jon Batiste would be so controversial/difficult to listen to. Is it just an audio clip of the two of them having a random conversation? Because I'd be surprised if a track by Batiste would be sonically divisive, unless it's a bizarre and borderline unlistenable/potentially cacophonous jazzy outro to Candy Necklace. In a way, the interludes might help the tracks surrounding them (A&W, Candy Necklace, and Track 8) stand out even more - perhaps this is Lana's point. Or they somehow fit in narrative-wise. A&W will surely be a highlight in her discography according to all our info so far, and the Candy Necklace snippet sounds kinda eerie (and it's the only track that she actually teased, so it must quite important for Lana). 
 
Sweet being this album's Love song is exactly what I was hoping for, lol. I was scared that we'd get another Beautiful based on the writing credits!
 
I am thrilled about the AK composition. He's so talented, and @Kintsugi implying that it'll be the Cinnamon Girl/Tulsa Jesus Freak-esque track of the album is very promising. I'm sure that Track 14 will be a moment. 
 
Very excited about Track 11, as well. BOZ mentioned multiple times that the FJM "collaboration" (well, apparently he's getting Snowonthebeach'd, lol) is a highlight and an amazing track, and it also features the RIOPY sample, so, yeah, this is going to be good. BOZ also hyped Track 10 (feat. SYML's composition), and Track 12 (the one with the long ass title) is supposedly BOZ's favourite (or second favourite after A&W) track on the album and one of her best tracks ever. And he also said that Fingertips is stunning...Well, Side C will be that bitch. 
 
Oh, and I knew that she'd deliver a fantastic closing song this time around. A "one for the books" 5:53 closer with an outstanding outro? Yes, ma'am! 
 
I don't know. This album sounds major. 
 
 
 

Do we think TWBTKMN is real too? Boz friend posted it under the GPS acronym 

Wait maybe she put all the titles in the cover so she didn't have to put them in the actual song titles 
 
I don't think she cares about the tracklist looking clean considering she has those long ass names on it tho 

What’s truly embarrassing within this fandom is y’all’s interpretations of Lana’s songs. Tik Tok stans thinking Tunnel is her not wanting her fans to forget her… pls.
 
What is even more embarrassing is her Genius annotations. Yes I’m in a mood today but this must be said.

Which proves that the credits were just to fill the cover and look cute 

I knew she put all those names on the cover for aesthetics 

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the world will never be the same when FinGODtips is released 

These are some of my favorite lyrics ever by her 

So we have a true solo album 

When track 8 ends and after a couple seconds of silence we hear:
 
When I look back, tracing fingertips over plastic bags, I think I wish I could extrapolate some small intention or maybe get your attention for a minute or two.
 

"I'm not sure if anyone is even gonna be credited in the titles on streaming"

The Grants! 

 
Candy Necklace!

 
Fingertips!

Everything I wanted - a long album that doesn't bore 

I love all this info we're getting but I need an actual single to come out 
 
I know the album is going to be a wild ride and it would be better to go in blindly but I'm too excited cause I truly don't know what to expect. It looks like it's going to be really different from anything she has ever released 

I have a feeling everyone will be jealous of my username starting March 10th 

when I look back, tracing fingertips over plastic bags,
I think I wish I could extrapolate some small intention or maybe get your attention for a minute or two