UltraHoeneymoon Angel

they BOTH look like they know something we don’t, they were probably listening to lana’s yayo/bartender-esque magnum opus with rob’s masterful piano work, soft percussion, & hazy guitars right as they were taking this photo 

Smiling cause she knows something we don’t

Lana is def feeling spicy recently. We’re gonna get something hot and wet. 

dragon slayer will be on the tracklist, you heard it here first  

When all the "infos" are false and LDR9 is her melancholic 70's synth and dance pop ABBA-ish album with jazz influence; layered vocals/choir choruses; Spanish/French lyrics; and the scenery is roller skating teens having fun at a Mel's Drive-In parking lot (something similar to Love)
 
Very unlikely but it would be amazing 

When all the "infos" are false and LDR9 is her melancholic 70's synth and dance pop ABBA-ish album with jazz influence; layered vocals/choir choruses; Spanish/French lyrics; and the scenery is roller skating teens having fun at a Mel's Drive-In parking lot (something similar to Love)
 
Very unlikely but it would be amazing 

When all the "infos" are false and LDR9 is her melancholic 70's synth and dance pop ABBA-ish album with jazz influence; layered vocals/choir choruses; Spanish/French lyrics; and the scenery is roller skating teens having fun at a Mel's Drive-In parking lot (something similar to Love)
 
Very unlikely but it would be amazing 

When all the "infos" are false and LDR9 is her melancholic 70's synth and dance pop ABBA-ish album with jazz influence; layered vocals/choir choruses; Spanish/French lyrics; and the scenery is roller skating teens having fun at a Mel's Drive-In parking lot (something similar to Love)
 
Very unlikely but it would be amazing 

Her randomness could be a problem: for example, what if DNC were just three random letters with no real meaning? 

When all the "infos" are false and LDR9 is her melancholic 70's synth and dance pop ABBA-ish album with jazz influence; layered vocals/choir choruses; Spanish/French lyrics; and the scenery is roller skating teens having fun at a Mel's Drive-In parking lot (something similar to Love)
 
Very unlikely but it would be amazing 

When all the "infos" are false and LDR9 is her melancholic 70's synth and dance pop ABBA-ish album with jazz influence; layered vocals/choir choruses; Spanish/French lyrics; and the scenery is roller skating teens having fun at a Mel's Drive-In parking lot (something similar to Love)
 
Very unlikely but it would be amazing 

I just want the electric guitar back it's all I ask 

okay, so, this album will resemble very early lust for life? (lust for life demo, yosemite, best american record) LET’S GOOO

marina DID WHAT LMFAOOOOOO help I did not know about that I'm dyinggggg 

This is giving me the same energy as Marina singing Teen Idle to those kids at a school 

I've been so bored on winter break that I started reading a thesis on Lana's celebrity status. It's super interesting and made me want to take my Music subject at the teacher-training college I go to so I can write about her but like... I will be teaching English to elementary school children...  
Me to my students: when she says my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola she's referencing the American dream by putting herself in the light of consuming...
 
 

This time I only accept an album cover that looks like

Not Lana created a highlight reel called I'm so random when someone in LB talked about how random she is not so long ago 

Not Lana created a highlight reel called I'm so random when someone in LB talked about how random she is not so long ago 

Not Lana created a highlight reel called I'm so random when someone in LB talked about how random she is not so long ago 

Not Lana created a highlight reel called I'm so random when someone in LB talked about how random she is not so long ago 

Not Lana created a highlight reel called I'm so random when someone in LB talked about how random she is not so long ago 

lustforlife found dead. It's my turn to be the queen of the fake insiders!

plastiscguy best insider
 

Wait, am I the lanaboards insider?