skyptolemaea

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG PRETTY DULL FINALLY TYSM SWAMPERELLA MOMMY DADDY PARENTAL FIGURE GUARDIAN WHATEVER
 

its so campy and stupid i kinda love it 

its so shitty to me 
what did she do
 

im about to make a few of these songs my new personality 

shitty take, but like - can someone just make a sky song go viral on tiktok to make capitol force her to release shit? wouldn't that call the bluff? wasn' that Halsey's shit? she was like "they won't let me publish shit until it's tiktok viral".

capitol seeing some shit getting traction and be like "oh hey this vault of 2374296 songs you've been slaving over that we just won't let out? ITS TIME NOW" would be a meme.
 
Like, I would think Capitol....idk. If it was a giant record label with no soul, and I was just sitting on a pile of mastered material or almost mastered material, and someone under my thumb was popular, and I was looking to make some $$$ - if the artist didn't own the masters (sorry, Taylor), I'd just fucking put it out and be done with it.

Dead artists have material put out all the time. Labels and rights holders just scoop that shit up and go "boop" and there it goes, on streaming and cd and vinyl.

If Sky actually has finished shit, and it's ready, and it's waiting, and it's there, and it just needs a proverbial button press from the label, to go out the doors, and we know from several artists that labels now all want viral tiktok snips and clips first for some reason, then just.....get Sky's music viral on tiktok again. Marina had bubblegum bitch do a little dance a few years back. I'm sure we can revive some dead shit from Sky.

Or did I just do too much poppers and drink too much dumb bitch juice here?

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG PRETTY DULL FINALLY TYSM SWAMPERELLA MOMMY DADDY PARENTAL FIGURE GUARDIAN WHATEVER
 

shaking my culo listening to jump in the river pretending its sky singing instead of sinead

she needs to leak pretty dull and do me (and maybe cobra and untouchable final )

SKY FERREIRA KISSING MATTY HEALY AND PREMIERING JUMP IN THE RIVER IN A THE 1975 CONCERT OMGGGGGGGGGG

come on swamperella, do something 😭

pretty dull better be coming soon so nobody has to listen to my messy remaster

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG PRETTY DULL FINALLY TYSM SWAMPERELLA MOMMY DADDY PARENTAL FIGURE GUARDIAN WHATEVER
 

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG PRETTY DULL FINALLY TYSM SWAMPERELLA MOMMY DADDY PARENTAL FIGURE GUARDIAN WHATEVER
 

we need jack donoghue to give her a collab or something
 

shaking my culo listening to jump in the river pretending its sky singing instead of sinead

Sky when someone comments "get in the studio then"

AFTER ALL I DID TO CHANGE MYSELFFFFF

SKY FERREIRA KISSING MATTY HEALY AND PREMIERING JUMP IN THE RIVER IN A THE 1975 CONCERT OMGGGGGGGGGG

It would be hurtful, a little bit bc they would prob call her milf

right and the misogyny would be cranked up 50%

shaking my culo listening to jump in the river pretending its sky singing instead of sinead

We need Sky to stand up for LOONA, orbits are desolate rn, and there won't be new music anyway, so they will attach to her, just show them Everything Is Embarrassing, Love In Stereo and I Will

it’s gonna be so funny if in half a decade masochism finally drops and it’s awful  we’d look more pathetic than we already do

OH WE LOVE YOU CRANEKISS 

SKY FERREIRA KISSING MATTY HEALY AND PREMIERING JUMP IN THE RIVER IN A THE 1975 CONCERT OMGGGGGGGGGG