wilting daisy

i signed up with my number and real name so that when Lana calls me () she can say “hello is this psychedelic pussay?”

Me putting my real name bc I don’t care

I signed up simply bc I like to get emails that aren’t spam emails about things I’m actually interested in.. so this will provide me a little bit of joy when I get the occasional email lol 

Even if this isn’t a lizzy resurrection I still love that she’s acknowledging her old work. Such an iconic era 

Could we technically say that Lana made her own version of LanaBoards? 

can't wait to see what kind of blog entries sparkle jump-rope queen will cooking up for us <3
 

 
not gonna lie, i think my favorite part about this is that she has herself listed as a capricorn for no apparent reason

no cuz i said this too  making me scroll that far made me feel elderly 

YOURE MY LITTLE SPARKLE JUMP ROPE QUEEN????? PUT ME IN A MOVIE CLEARLY AKA RE RELEASE

i need ALL of the lizzy grant  of course i am always obsessed with lizzy grant but i'm ESPECIALLY obsessed at the moment so anything lizzy grant is going to make me SO happy  I AM READY FOR THE MACBOOK IMOVIE GARAGEBAND 2008 YOUTUBE MYSPACE NEW JERSEY DAVID KAHNE MAYBE WE COULD GO TO CONEY ISLAND BLUE RIBBON SPARKLER TRAILER HEAVEN BONANZA LANA DEL REY GIVE IT TO MEEEEE

It seems Openstage (the host site) is meant to help artists "reduce [their] reliance on social media" – that, paired with "this will be the official source from now on", makes me think she'll cease use on Instagram shortly...but it's kind of exciting - also manifesting everything under the sun (AKA re-release, unreleased album, and tour) 
 
https://www.openstage.live/

when she mentions may jailer 

my only actual delusional wish is that she'll officially upload the old lizzy grant music videos, and hopefully all of them, is it going to be confusing for majority of fans why there's 6 different uploads of gramma? yes! but it won't be for me, and that's what matters! 

We are now closer to the AKA re-release than ever before and I'M HERE FOR IT

Bill Clinton announced his 1992 run for President in Little Rock. 31 years later, Elizabeth Grant will announce the re-release of her first studio album, AKA, featuring never heard before songs in the same city; and launch her “Sparkle Jump Rope Queen Stadium Tour”
 
Both events changed the trajectory of the world 

she's mentioning sparkle jump-rope queen because she's going to open her next show with put me in a movie! incorporating campy vocals and surfy instrumentals as a call back to the lizzy grant era!
 
 

imagine if it's a new website that's reminiscent of her old myspace pages with kitschy and campy glittery gifs and 2000s internet aesthetics hosting a bunch of her old lizzy grant songs and all of the old homemade music videos     

The fact that we’re currently living in a possible Lizzy Grant revival is insane 

i was literally thinking about the old stage-name "sparkle jump-rope queen" yesterday  i manifested this

Yeah, she’s definitely quitting the honeymoon account. Like I thought, e-mails will be the communication to fans from now on. Kinda sad but oh well, it might be best for her if she really doesn’t want a public private account anymore.

i love it when she remembers parts of her pre-fame career, like my heart melted when she counted AKA as her first record… 
like obviously she remembers everything then and definitely more than us but i love it when she confirms it, like SPARKLEJUMPROPEQUEEN

this is INSANE her acknowledging for k part 2 and now this 

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
SPARKLE JUMP ROPE QUEEN??!?eIEUFNSADNLAJNSFLJ

Sparkle jumprope queen is alive and breathing

you don't get free text messages on your phone? girl it's 2023

would've never thought we would see a sparkle jump rope queen comeback in 2023