For K

but.... but... who's going to pay for all the private jet fuel 

moral of the story is that swifties need to find a hobby
liking taylor and maybe even seeing her on tour is one thing
buying 5 copies of each anti-hero remix, owning 25 copies of every single physical album she has ever released, being at every single concert she has ever performed, analyzing every pixel of information about every single microsecond of her life, etc is another thing
it's time to play america's favorite game: GET A HOBBY!

What she NEEDS to do is get her fans to riot against ticketmaster. Force ticketmaster to issue refunds to people who are RESELLING the tickets already for absurd prices and snatch them back and sell them for an ACTUAL fan pre-sale. Ticketmaster has literally held in person CONFERENCES for resellers, they active encourage the process as they get to collect processing and other fees each time the ticket changes hands.
 
Taylor's lawyers, who are some of the best money can by, should've made the deal IRON-CLAD when it came to scalpers and exactly how the whole fan pre-sale was going to work. The fact that just anybody could enter the pre-sale queue without a code (even though you needed one to actually purchase after the queue) is absolute insanity. Everyone forgets before she goes on tour she has complete bargaining rights with ticket master, they aren't holding her at gun point to sign a contract. Her and her team should've laid out ground rules as to how this was going to go down. She's been touring for FIFTEEN years, there are no more excuses. 

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she said gaslight gatekeep girlboss

The jokes (on us) were funny, she took the money

literally. she doesn't care and i don't blame her honestly. 

The last paragraph is giving "sorry you didn't get your tickets, oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ " 

In this situation, tickets should be distributed by lot and not only on a "first come, first served" basis. Maybe Taylor should set up her own ticketing system.

The last paragraph is giving "sorry you didn't get your tickets, oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ " 

The last paragraph is giving "sorry you didn't get your tickets, oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ " 

she speaks
 

rockafella...? oh yeah he's gay he speaks CAPTCHA OFSDNGVOJSEG it's so advanced, so new age it's all the rage 

if it helps my english ass explodes reading that too 

my non-english ass exploded right now during reading that lol

Lana Del Rey Albums As GPSOTSOMFWHDSF Riddles!
 
Lana Del Ray Aka Lizzy Grant - Gravy Potato Salad On Toast Shellfish Over Macaroni Fruit Walnut Halibut Diet Sausage Fajitas
 
Born To Die - Gigantic Pussy Sauce Over The Sexual Operatic Masterminds, For Whitman's Docile Seductive Farts
 
Paradise - God, Please Save Only The Souls Of My Friends Who Hear Devils Singing Faithlessly
 
Ultraviolence - God Passed Slowly On The Shame Of My Feral Wishes He Discovered So Fast
 
Honeymoon - Grilled Pineapple Sitting On The Serrated Ornate Mantle, For We're Hungry - Drenched Shiny Fats
 
Lust For Life - God's Peace Sought Only Through Sacrifices of My Fathers Whereabouts Hereby Deemed So Fetch
 
Norman Fucking Rockwell - Gay Parisians Screwing Over The State Of Michigan For Which Heralds Destruction, San Francisco
 
Chemtrails Over The Country Club - Guitars Playing Songs Over The Sound Of My Fragile Wandering Heart Doesn’t Seem Fair 
 
Blue Banisters - God Punished Sinners Or The Sons Of My Family Whenever He Did Something False

I wonder what a certain winged legendary animal that sells its body for money has to say about the acronyms 

the sequel to “mythical animal prostitute” 

my brain is breaking at reading this thread

Okay I feel like this might be the closest, summer of manson would be something she would say 

Scarily the most plausible title yet 

I actually didn't even realize that shit on the wall was a sensitive subject matter on LB. 

BOZ reading this thread after smashing his keyboard and hitting send tweet. 
 
 

BOZ reading this thread after smashing his keyboard and hitting send tweet. 
 
 

Okay I feel like this might be the closest, summer of manson would be something she would say