Nevermind

I feel like Lana is literally the dream client for a manager. She's an icon who constantly creates incredible music, and he has to do almost nothing except once in a while mention how amazing she is while knowing that she will forever be relevant and bringing in the money.

0. She said no color this era.
Which is honestly why I was shocked we got so many color variants for the vinyl.

I’m not gonna name names but yeah I believe there are some people who couldn’t put 2 and 2 together.

Before:

 
After:

MERCH IDEAS … a miniature model of the tunnel under ocean blvd
a music box that plays ocean blvd and or harry nilsson’s coconuts. if they can get the rights. if not then a lana cover of coconuts
candy necklaces (add the word SLUT to them)
dnc jackets
fishing waders
lingerie set, we already got a thong, let’s keep going!!
one of those singing wall fish and it sings grandfather and fishtails
a box of those toe cleaning fish or fish sandals
a bucket of worms (bait for fish so we can channel rob grant)

He still gets a % of her big earnings so I'd be happy to be in Ben's position 

this is just the experience of being an american whore, we just sleep all day, slut around at night, it's fun 

I really wish Lana would promote half as much as miley tbh. Miley has kept the hype for this single up since December when she started her New year new miley promo

rock candy sweet 

Her real Bird World era 

The only color reference in this album is pussy pink

it doesn't matter bc we all know that lana can turn blue into something... beAutIfuuuUuL

I don’t see similarities, I see plagiarism. Like, everything she has been doing in the past years. It’s either a rip-off or very bad quality. Nothing new. But this one is particularly evident to me. That trailer is also horrible lol 

Im still a Pad Thai truther 

0. She said no color this era.
Which is honestly why I was shocked we got so many color variants for the vinyl.

0. She said no color this era.
Which is honestly why I was shocked we got so many color variants for the vinyl.

The most objective reasoning would be that she counts Paradise and said that "DYKTTATUOB is the 10th if you count Violet" but officially it's the 9th since it's even on the cover.

0. She said no color this era.
Which is honestly why I was shocked we got so many color variants for the vinyl.

We made that up tho  I'd be more shocked if we guessed the title from one line.
 
In Your Car and You Don't Ever Have To (Be Stronger Than You Really Are) flashbacks 

when a&w starts playing and we will hear
 
You taste like the 4th of July
malt liquor on your breath my my... 

imagine if aha music didn't exist and when the album was released "rockefeller" was nowhere to be seen 

I’m not gonna name names but yeah I believe there are some people who couldn’t put 2 and 2 together.

sweetie people thought that elizabeth's story was real

Not to continue the discourse but what are we counting as an album? Paradise or AKA? Or did we just decide it was open for interpretation if it was AKA, Paradise or Violet? Honestly I want her to clarify this more than I want the track list.

Pad Thai vs Oui Oui, we're travelling this era