Nevermind

We’ll get to 1k before we get an announcement bestie

We’ll get to 1k before we get an announcement bestie

We’ll get to 1k before we get an announcement bestie

Y’all are WAAAAAAAYYY over thinking the A&W title. It’s just camp kinda like Cola was. Y’all complain about missing “old Lana” but then don’t like it when she does something campy like this. It is not that deep.
 

We’ll get to 1k before we get an announcement bestie

We’ll get to 1k before we get an announcement bestie

We’ll get to 1k before we get an announcement bestie

We’ll get to 1k before we get an announcement bestie

ALMOST 700 PAGES. we deserve an announcement. 

I think I’m gonna go get a boobie candy necklace from Spencer’s to wear to target to get my (5th) vinyl on release day

I think I’m gonna go get a boobie candy necklace from Spencer’s to wear to target to get my (5th) vinyl on release day

even though i really don’t think lana will be touring anytime soon, i genuinely hope she doesn’t… all of the tiktok kids screaming at her to play Yes to Heaven and Jealous Girl during the show 🥴

when LDR village sells candy necklaces that say

"Best we can do is a $40 t shirt with a random photo from 2014" 

need LDR village to put out fake candy necklaces as merch 😭😭

I think I’m gonna go get a boobie candy necklace from Spencer’s to wear to target to get my (5th) vinyl on release day

I think I’m gonna go get a boobie candy necklace from Spencer’s to wear to target to get my (5th) vinyl on release day

i hope the sample is the "i like your ultraviolent swing, i like it when u treat me mean" part from hundred dollar bill 

when track 16 starts and we hear “breaking up slowly is a hard thing to do…” 
 

the chemtrails video came out two years ago today so i rewatched and i feel so nostalgic for the high budget video and the vibe of the release we were all so excited 

When the secret album is called Did you know that there’s a secret album after Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd? and the meaning of DNC is still nowhere to be found

wait what if she samples hope is a dangerous etc ... ? 

No joke this just started playing at the end of my cardio session lemme summon him chile 

when track 16 starts and we hear "disco go go dancer so rare" and global warming is reversed and everyone is automatically gifted 2 billion dollars and world hunger is ended and world peace is created and

the writing credits strike again!  sorry