Glamorous but Deranged

I wanna feel happy but I also feel like the universe shifted idk. It' s just so....confusing?

WHAT EVEN IS LIFE ANYMORE

Not "bought back" it's "brought" who's employing this illiterate email marketing executive at Polydor in the age of fucking AI... Like Grammarly was 10 yrs ago
 
In the Lana Del Rey mailing list btw sparklejumpropequeen is correct

The data analyst who has to consolidate all the free form answers for what should be brought back is gonna have their work cut out for them next week lol rip. 

Date: April 25th, 2025
 
It was the day the Lanaboards community had been waiting for—the day Lana was supposed to perform at Stagecoach. Despite her promise to release two singles in 2024, it was now four months into 2025, and still, there was nothing. Fans were desperate. The only sliver of hope was a shady insider, whispering rumors that Lana would debut her elusive lead single during the Stagecoach performance.
 
In the forum threads, anticipation buzzed like wildfire. People speculated about song titles, debated potential lyrics, and clung to every rumor like it was the last drop of water in a desert. But hope was a dangerous thing. Deep down, many were cautious—after all, Lana had made promises before.
 
As the sun dipped behind the California desert, the livestream finally began. Lana appeared on stage, bathed in soft, golden light. The crowd in the forum collectively held their breath. Could this be the moment? But then, she started to sing“All the ladies of the canyon” The crowd in the chat paused, unsure, giving her the benefit of the doubt. Then came “White Mustank.” Wait, someone typed. This seems...familiar. By the time “Pretty When You Cried” echoed through the speakers, realization hit: **it was the exact same setlist she'd performed for the past two years**. Chaos erupted. People on the Lanaboards thread cried out in disbelief. "No new single?" someone wailed. "Not even Lasso news?" Tears were shed. Others couldn’t take it. "I’m gonna vomit," someone typed, accompanied by a string of emojis that barely scratched the surface of their heartbreak.
 
Despair turned to outrage, and soon, there was a mass exodus to the Survivor threads, where voting for their favorite furniture types had become a bizarre form of group therapy. Eames Lounge Chair, Barcelona Chair, and Chesterfield Sofa all faced the chopping block. ”Barcelona Chair needs to go, sorry not sorry,” someone posted, anger still simmering from the Stagecoach disaster. ”I CAN'T with Chesterfield right now. It's too… vintage,” another user wrote, unable to separate their emotional distress from their interior design preferences. The voting intensified. As each piece of furniture was "voted off," the sting of betrayal started to numb. Slowly, through their emotional Survivor threads, the Lanaboards community found solace. 
 
And so, the legend of the April 25th Stagecoach performance lived on, a moment of collective heartbreak, made only slightly better by the removal of the Barcelona Chair.

Lana needs to cover this song on Lasso This song is so Lana coded
 

Wait imagine a House of Rising Sun cover…

We will continue to move the delulu goalpost down the field one delusion at a time

wildflower wildfire but ULTRAVIOLENCE IT. If yall have heard that fanmade version you know what im talking about its acc so good ;_; (even Lana herself liked it)
 
This is what im talking ab 

maybe they were distracted by elections yesterday

just figured quavo is still ‘still family’ 
 
i was like wtf is ‘stiff emily’ 

It's cool that she goes for this style, but could she collab with artists that can .. you know ... sing? 

Right like I want to like it but it just sounds so corny, like trap by the numbers  devoid of any creativity really 
 
but whatever, just hope it isn’t on her album 

Brrrrrrrrrrr

Everything Quavo touches sounds like a dated 2016 radio song. That laughable auto-tune and the "brrrr" 💀

You every time you refresh the thread SKDKDDJD

I had This Idea:
You Guys Guess Song Titles From Lana’s Upcoming Album Lasso.
For Example
 
Track 4: the horse
or
Track 11: Alabama 
 
And when lana releases the tracklist we look if anyone has gotten a track-name right  
 
i hope you guys understand what i mean! 
 

Idk tbh the snippet makes me feel like it’s a weird republican/Morgan Wallen song  something from a Dodge commercial 

baby America is not a country it’s several corporations in a trench coat 

Let me guess the cities:
-Casper, Wyoming
-Rutland, Vermont
-Chamberlain, South Dakota
-Talladega, Alabama
-Nome, Alaska
-Susanville, California
Oh and her one Canadian date:
-Bathurst, New Brunswick

She better start rehearsing all Lasso songs so she can headline Stagecoach next year. 

I lowkey want Lana to channel the country rock vibes found on “Bad Things” by Jace Everett aka the True Blood theme song

they actually fixed it and it’s the first song showing on her page!! I initially found it by scrolling down to ‘singles & EPs’ and scrolled before country roads. So i mean it was there, it was just a chore to find. 
 
thank goodness they finally fixed it! 
 
 
 
tbh I think one reason this is so good is because Jack isn’t doing every single piece of the song. He has a lot of different people playing the instrumental and I think that really helps tbh. Ever since ocean I’ve realized jack songs are really good if there are more people involved 

a Nadia photoshoot for the cover would be dope but a David LaChapelle cover would also be INCREDIBLE and he's been posting old Lana photos lately...... 

it's giving sandra bullock and nicole kidman in practical magic