Glamorous but Deranged

it's so cutesy to re-elect a rapist, racist cunt who had massive ties to epstein and russia
 
(sorry, i know there's still a chance, but im bitter already)

Be prepared:
The country in January:
The stock market will be the same as now.
Inflation will be same.
Gas prices the same.
Unemployment rate the same.
Job numbers just as good as now.
 
But...
Half the country:
"omg the economy is doing SOOOO WELL NOW!!!!! THANK YOU TRUMP YOU SAVED AMERICA"

Biden’s gonna be funny AF tho for the next 3 months. 

this is not a bad take, and I don't think it's insensitive bc you're not acting like bad shit won't happen and like it's a good thing
honestly this is the optimists view of a Trump win and I respect it

it’s 4AM, i’m not even american and i’m feeling stressed, i’m gonna turn the tv off and go watch some shows in bed and hopefully fall back asleep. thinking of you all in the states and close by, please remember to take a break every so often from the polls 
hope is a dangerous thing but we can have it x

philosophically speaking... i do believe most things happen for one reason or another, even if we cannot understand why, and i do believe that whoever won tonight was in god's hands, and in the grand scheme of things, everything will work out the way it's intended to, for some sort of larger purpose, idk, maybe we need people like trump back in office to further push change in our world, things need to get notably bad before they can be forced to change and perhaps get better, i don't know, that probably isn't something very satisfactory to believe or put thought into, since him winning again (and it sure looks like he will) will most certainly cause damage and harm, and maybe there's no excusing that, but i do feel like things are going to change, there's tension, there's something brewing, i don't know if that's just some of wishful thinking, or actual intuition, but i want to remain faithful that the results of something so massive play out the way they do for some grander purpose
 
sorry if this is insensitive or perhaps an ignorant or privileged way of viewing it all, it might be, but it's just how i'm personally trying to view it all, since it's outside of my control anyway, if you disagree with how i feel about it, that's totally fine and understandable

I do think a vast majority of independents have a rose colored view of Trump’s presidency. It doesn’t help that the media (which had all been bought by billionaires) has been sane washing him for months. Also, a lot of Americans just don’t give a fuck how deranged he’s been. When he went on Joe Rogan and said he was on Oprah the last Thursday/Friday, they don’t care that he was on in February and not the last week. 
 
People see him as the savior and they think he is going to “”””save”””” democracy. It’s a joke. 

COME ON VIRGINIA AND MICHIGAN DONT LEAVE ME

Truly pathetic, America should be ashamed 

DONT GIVE UP ON ME PA, STAY WITH ME PA

i see she went as a victorian chimney sweep who's gown got covered in soot 

Nikki Lane stop calling TMZ challenge 

I wanna feel happy but I also feel like the universe shifted idk. It' s just so....confusing?

WHAT EVEN IS LIFE ANYMORE

Not "bought back" it's "brought" who's employing this illiterate email marketing executive at Polydor in the age of fucking AI... Like Grammarly was 10 yrs ago
 
In the Lana Del Rey mailing list btw sparklejumpropequeen is correct

The data analyst who has to consolidate all the free form answers for what should be brought back is gonna have their work cut out for them next week lol rip. 

Date: April 25th, 2025
 
It was the day the Lanaboards community had been waiting for—the day Lana was supposed to perform at Stagecoach. Despite her promise to release two singles in 2024, it was now four months into 2025, and still, there was nothing. Fans were desperate. The only sliver of hope was a shady insider, whispering rumors that Lana would debut her elusive lead single during the Stagecoach performance.
 
In the forum threads, anticipation buzzed like wildfire. People speculated about song titles, debated potential lyrics, and clung to every rumor like it was the last drop of water in a desert. But hope was a dangerous thing. Deep down, many were cautious—after all, Lana had made promises before.
 
As the sun dipped behind the California desert, the livestream finally began. Lana appeared on stage, bathed in soft, golden light. The crowd in the forum collectively held their breath. Could this be the moment? But then, she started to sing“All the ladies of the canyon” The crowd in the chat paused, unsure, giving her the benefit of the doubt. Then came “White Mustank.” Wait, someone typed. This seems...familiar. By the time “Pretty When You Cried” echoed through the speakers, realization hit: **it was the exact same setlist she'd performed for the past two years**. Chaos erupted. People on the Lanaboards thread cried out in disbelief. "No new single?" someone wailed. "Not even Lasso news?" Tears were shed. Others couldn’t take it. "I’m gonna vomit," someone typed, accompanied by a string of emojis that barely scratched the surface of their heartbreak.
 
Despair turned to outrage, and soon, there was a mass exodus to the Survivor threads, where voting for their favorite furniture types had become a bizarre form of group therapy. Eames Lounge Chair, Barcelona Chair, and Chesterfield Sofa all faced the chopping block. ”Barcelona Chair needs to go, sorry not sorry,” someone posted, anger still simmering from the Stagecoach disaster. ”I CAN'T with Chesterfield right now. It's too… vintage,” another user wrote, unable to separate their emotional distress from their interior design preferences. The voting intensified. As each piece of furniture was "voted off," the sting of betrayal started to numb. Slowly, through their emotional Survivor threads, the Lanaboards community found solace. 
 
And so, the legend of the April 25th Stagecoach performance lived on, a moment of collective heartbreak, made only slightly better by the removal of the Barcelona Chair.

Lana needs to cover this song on Lasso This song is so Lana coded
 

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We will continue to move the delulu goalpost down the field one delusion at a time

wildflower wildfire but ULTRAVIOLENCE IT. If yall have heard that fanmade version you know what im talking about its acc so good ;_; (even Lana herself liked it)
 
This is what im talking ab 

maybe they were distracted by elections yesterday

just figured quavo is still ‘still family’ 
 
i was like wtf is ‘stiff emily’ 

It's cool that she goes for this style, but could she collab with artists that can .. you know ... sing? 

Right like I want to like it but it just sounds so corny, like trap by the numbers  devoid of any creativity really 
 
but whatever, just hope it isn’t on her album