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i'm confused, so is it real or not? I wish it was real, but I have a feeling it's not... I feel like that could be a security risk for Lana, and why would she want to celebrate her birthday with a bunch of random people? (irl just dying inside i live in Australia, and i dont have the money to jump on a plane today, buy a table at 1OAK and find out for myself)

IT'S JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT, BRUUUUH
 
 
 
 
@Chris Cuomo idk why you're still here, that was a fucked up comment you're clearly trying to back track on, you've been warned for your content 6 (six!) separate times now. see yas later.
 
next time you fuck up, try a self crit rather than self defense.

She probably feels as good as you did making a joke about someone being murdered.

if you really mean to say that then you woudlnt make it a joke about someone elses death calling it its 2.0 
Youre just trying to cover your ass and try to not get a warning point or banned for all of your other disgusting posts
 
 
Honestly who brings that up? Someone elses death is the first thing to comes to mind about someone elses exclusive event? How messed up are you?
 
 
Hope you get banned x

disgusting
 
The fact you have the nerve to comment after such a disgusting comment and point the finger at us for reacting is all too much. If you were indeed 'concerned' for her safety you wouldn't have said so blatantly your first comment. Spare us with this excuse.Making light of murder is more than enough reason for us to react. Be more considerate with your comments.

I would have believed it if it wasn't for the the other woman thing and the description/letter thing of the songs sounds strange, I mean ask her for a picture just for proof? Idk imagine if her name was may jailer though, and that's we're the name come from, I mean, this isn't Impossible

Why would you want it without Elvis.... It's a proper Lizzy Elvis duet but seriously, Elvis makes it

i hope its the 26th, May 26th is my birthday.. safe to say i had a few good birthdays thanks to Lana hehe

The lb meltdown will be of epic proportions if the album doesn't drop on the 26th even if she is dead silent until then

when your lana collection is the only thing thats been organized in your itunes #commitmenttolana

Really long please forgive me! My Nice Big Jimmy/K Post, i Know it sounds weird but bear with me~
 
 
  Thankyou for reading aag i know its super long so if you read it/ agreed/ disagreed or whatever thankyou for bothering to read it, i dno how sitar does this im exhausted, its bed time for me ugh, anyways hope you like my theories and that it makes sense to you guys and im not to crazy, im not the best at english either so forgive me if its bad

I'm not sure about Bel air, firstly, it implicates him being rich. Barrie dosen't seem very rich to me (gargoyles standing at your front gate) and the part about running like mad to heavens doors, seems to make me think it's about K (she wants to see him, to die like in dark paradise and be with him, she cant wait any longer) and i seem to think the "i wont be bad i wont cheat you no more" is in reference to the relationships she has had after K and as K was "her one true love" she feels as if the relationships she has had after K was almost like cheating on him, as she made it clear she didnt want to move on in dark paradise and that true love lasts forever blah blah blah
 
Also I believe that You&Me is about the same person that You can be the boss Daddy is about.. "got a light in your eyes i can see it" "a fire in your eyes no i saw it" I believe that many of her songs reference K despite who their supposed to be about, K definatley has ties to the beach, and Lana's time with K was heavily influenced by drugs.. Methamphetamines referencing the beach and cony island, as well as taking into account the title and the trippy "drugged up" feeling to the song
 
I think K has all the ties with the beach, while I believe her time with Jimmy was more so by the poolside "vulgar darling glistening by the swimming pool"
 
Also I think It is very possible for K to have had tatoos, being a drug dealer with possible mafia ties should mean he has atleast had jail time before, and jail time usually indicates a time when people get tattoos, as it's not uncommon for mafia/drug dealers to bd covered, Lana obviously has a thing for tattoos, so i find it unlikely she would date solely one guy with them,
 
Also doubt Jimmy could afford Lana Diamonds, while she was dating Jimmy she supposedly was go-go dancing and in and out of rehab, during that time, it's also speculated she met Jimmy in rehab, there wouldn't be much spare cash lying around, while K on the other hand comes across as a rich old drug dealer who will do anything for his baby doll..
 
I think You and me talks about her and K and there good memories together, how he made her feel and there love for one another, but the demise of the relationship, and this is either because of 1) K's age and deterioration 2) their drugs problems, the "try hard to remember.." means that there forgetting again maybe because K can't remember, doesn't care or everything is to hazy a drug filled which seems most likely
 
It sounds like a song she would be singing to him on his deathbed, how much she loved there relationship, how he should try hard to remember it and how inspired and in love he made her feel, but how draining and sick that the drugs made her and him and the toll that it took, that he should give heaven a try and rest because now that she's is leaving him coz "shes in love with a dying man" it's just him and the sun.
 
i think this song makes it clear that she still loves him and wants him to be happy but cannot deal? anymore.. idk

Grease, gleaming off my plate,
Trying to tell me to eat but I can’t seem to find you
So I run like I'm mad, i'm out of food
I don’t wanna be hungry, I can't live without you no more
 
Macdonalds, Burger King, Take me there
I’ve been waiting to eat you
Midnight snacks in the fridge light, I can see chocolate cake
Darling, I’m waiting to eat you
Come to me baby
 
Skittles, Cotton Candy
You've got a flair, for the Sweetest kind of taste anywhere out there,
Tummy's grumbling, Got no time, Belly rolls jiggling,
Didn’t anyone ever think MacDonalds should deliver?
 
Macdonalds, Burger King, Take me there
I’ve been waiting to eat you
Midnight snacks in the fridge light, I can see chocolate cake
Darling, I’m waiting to eat you
Come to me baby
 
Don’t be afraid of me, Don’t be fat free
Feasting away on my Family dinner box,
Fried Chicken Wing, Bacon Cheddar Deluxe
I know your name
Lead me to Onion rings with your greasy mating call
 
Macdonalds, Burger King, Take me there
I’ve been waiting to eat you
Midnight snacks in the fridge light, I can see chocolate cake
Darling, I’m waiting to eat you
Come to me baby
 
Macdonalds, Burger King, Take me there
Pizza Hut, Krispy Kreme, can you fill this tummy of mine,
Darling I’m waiting to eat you,
come to me baby

She's wearing a purple wig, maybe it's from a mermaid motel demo video? she looks young so it's possible

i don't know.. I agree with hundred dollar bill, the colours dont go together, usually the back cover of an album fits in with the front somehow so idk, i dont think its real

Really long please forgive me! My Nice Big Jimmy/K Post, i Know it sounds weird but bear with me~
 
 
  Thankyou for reading aag i know its super long so if you read it/ agreed/ disagreed or whatever thankyou for bothering to read it, i dno how sitar does this im exhausted, its bed time for me ugh, anyways hope you like my theories and that it makes sense to you guys and im not to crazy, im not the best at english either so forgive me if its bad

Also I seem to think noir is about mike, agreed with TPD absolutely, I don't think she's being spoken to in back to the basics either, I seem to get the feeling that the want to go back to how everything used to be is apparent in the song, I think back to the basics might actually be about her and Barrie on another level also, but that would only work if she was being spoken to in the song, regardless I still think she wants to return to the simplicity she lost through becoming famous, which I find weird... She seems to want the fame so bad, but once she finally got it, it became a hazard mire than anything... Butterflies pt 2 strikes me as a mike song, but it could even be K..

I totally agree with the theory that cola is about mike, it ties in.. but the only thing that leads me to disbelieve this is that if radio was about mike and cola is about mike.. where does that leave barrie? barrie was the one who allegedly said her pussy tastes like pepsi cola, so working out the timelines... mike came back they had a fling.. and barrie came along.. idk, plausible at first but dosent seem to work out in the long run

I have often wondered that too.. Tanks for the pics TPD..
It's true that meth is a pretty hard drug, almost end of the road, I'd say second to heroin, cracks not nearly as bad, I know she got clean but I don't see how rehab could fit into her timeline, you can see the meth in her face.. Especially the last pic, it scares me to think about her in the grip of an addiction, it's hard work to get clean, poor girl
 
Never new about Jamie's heroin addiction, I think this links to her being described as crazy aswell... The drugs would be the main contributor to that,

Really long please forgive me! My Nice Big Jimmy/K Post, i Know it sounds weird but bear with me~
 
 
  Thankyou for reading aag i know its super long so if you read it/ agreed/ disagreed or whatever thankyou for bothering to read it, i dno how sitar does this im exhausted, its bed time for me ugh, anyways hope you like my theories and that it makes sense to you guys and im not to crazy, im not the best at english either so forgive me if its bad

Pale Fire by Nabokov is probs where she gets it from... definitely 

Not sure what's worse....seeing Ashlee Simpson lyrics on this thread, or actually knowing that they are Ashlee Simpson lyrics 
 
Also - not sure if anyone else has said this, but does anyone think that instead of 'I'm rising up, rising up', it's actually 'I'm writhing, I'm rising up'? That's what it sounds like to me after seeing the HD sampler...

someone kill it before it has offsprings