cheryl strawberry

does Henry have erectile dysfunction WTF IS TAKING SO LONG.

My biggest fear around this album is it will be a bunch of Margaret’s back to back  

The icons of LanaBoards.com… legendary x
 

Born to STAY!  can’t get over this lil blast from the past w the hair, I’m obsessed w it, Miss Anna you’ve done it again xx
 

Without You 

yes, i'm a lfl truther for life and i'd take million lfls (and also million honeymoons) and those eras

The title has really grown on me. It’s like she has shifted her perspective from “when’s it going to be my turn, don’t forget me” on Tunnel to “fuck it, who cares, the right person will stay”. I’m excited to see the narrative and themes on this album but so far I’m expecting a way more light hearted, stripped back, sonic soundscape. Something sunny and mostly happy which will be great for a pre-summer release. 

let’s just say if we don’t get The Mirror or whatever tf it’s called i’m gonna be beyond mad 

Something I can't stop thinking about right now is that I am somehow ALWAYS awake for these big unexpected announcements, and if you know me, you know that I'm always asleep during the day lmao. It's like the power of Lana creeps into my mind like "bitch, wake up, or you're gonna miss something!" 
Around 9pm last night I took a nap and woke up close to midnight, and then stayed awake through the UK and Ireland tour announcement that we were anticipating. I was then awake until 10am, expecting to sleep into the night, but I woke back up around an hour ago. Thank god. The power of Lana is stronggggg x

not this happening on a random monday evening i was NOT ready omg

OH MY GOSH

Welcome to the The Right Person Will Stay Pre- Release Thread
Annual Discussion & Meltdown!
To be released on May 21st, 2025
 
November 25th: Lana Del Rey has announced via her Honeymoon Instagram that the title of her newest record will be "The Right Person Will Stay" with 13 tracks including production by Luke Laird, Jack Antonoff, Zach Dawes, Drew Erickson, and others. The lead single is set to be "Henry, Come On"

 
 
What we know so far:
- In a journal entry dated March 28th, 2023 posted on Instagram, Jack Antonoff wrote that "Lana refuses to leave [the studio]"
-  Lana Del Rey has revealed to a fan while at a Waffle House in Florence, Alabama that she is "working on a new recording" in July 2023. Later that month, she visited Muscle Shoals Sound Studio in Sheffield, Alabama where she recorded 3-4 songs.
- In November 2023, Lana Del Rey hung out with Luke Laird, a country music producer/songwriter, in Nashville. They later visited again in January.
- In January 2024, Lana Del Rey stated she was working on new songs with Jack Antonoff in an Instagram story post.
- In January 2024, Lana Del Rey originally announced the title of the record to be 'Lasso' with a release date of September 2024, though this did not come to fruition.
- In August 2024, Lana Del Rey said, “We have two more [songs] coming out by the end of the year!” in an interview with Vogue. It is unclear if she meant songs with Quavo or solo songs.
 
Potential tracks (unconfirmed):
- Henry, Come On (created with Luke Laird, snippet uploaded to Lana's Instagram on January 18th, 2024)
- Take Me Home, Country Roads (John Denver cover originally released on December 1st, 2023)
- Tough (w/ Quavo) (country/hip-hop collaboration originally released on July 3rd, 2024)
- The Right Person Will Stay (hypothetical title track)
- Lasso (hypothetical original title track)
- Prettiest Girl in Country Music (country song written with Nikki Lane performed on January 24th, 2022)
- Hey Blue Baby (country song performed at Jack Antonoff's Ally Coalition on December 5th, 2018)
- I Must Be Stupid For Being So Happy (country song performed at Jack Antonoff's Ally Coalition on December 5th, 2018)
- In God's Time (registered in July 2024)
- Fenway Park Intro Song ("Past, Present, Future" intro song debuted at her Fenway Park concert in June 2024)
- Stand By Your Man (Tammy Wynette cover performed multiple times during Lana's 2023 tour)
- Dolly Parton collab (Lana, Nikki Lane, and Luke Laird visited Dolly Parton's home in January 2024)

The saddest part about this in my opinion is we’ll never get a professional, intelligent, classy president again. That era has been long over. The veil is lifting, and people are starting to realize presidents are just actors in America. That’s what we worship. Money and power. But presidents don’t have much say in laws at all. We were torn between two terrible people. The last time I felt safe and calm was when Obama was president- and even he was mostly an actor. We’re just choosing between two evils, it’s so Hollywood fake. I’m exhausted and embarrassed 

That same "insider" said that we're getting a perfume brand collaboration in late October 

I don't really have the luxury or privilege of being upset like, I'm used to being unheard anyway when it comes to things so in that sense I"m used to it whatever. You learn to work and live around it. But I'm already kinda over it. no emotional charge, did my duty. 

I'm watching diff livestreams to be objective and try to be fair and I'm seeing media outlets sorta just guffawed. economy's awful, middle class is thinning out. divided parties and not so shiny choices. I had a feeling that this power vacuum was gonna have to be filled, and I know from being working class from diff types of peers alike from all sorts of views that moreso that even democrats have been straying from the party. and we're a blue state. 

It'd be foolish to think that people in your circle are the only ones so I try to be more bigger view perspective on these things so unfortunately, I can't really say I'm surprised that this happened. Everyone's tired it seems. 

I'm not sad, well kinda, I'm not angry. emotions don't matter you just have to focus on the things you can still do. for what it's worth, I'm sorry for the ones that don't feel as safe because of this. I hope you find community and protection. I know that a lot of you might feel discouraged, but. There are still other ways to hopefully make things ok and progress our lives to be better. <3 

The only joy I’ll get from the next 4 years of American politics is the cunty wife with the face 

I don't have a horse in the race, I'm not American. But my two cents: Democrats just didn't do all that well. The inflation is super high (it hit 9.1% in June 202, a 40 year high, as opposed to Trump's 1.9% average), the buying power is low, the median age of homebuyers is like 38 (!) - an all time high, huge chunks of tax-payers' money are spent on funding genocides, as opposed to medical care,  Kamala is very much in the "I support Israel no matter what" camp, which is just vomit-inducing.... 
 
I'm not a Trump supporter at all - he's probably worse in a lot of ways - but I kinda knew this was going to happen. 
 
I don't think paying celebrities like Beyonce to endorse you was a particularly smart move either. Like, your game-plan should be solid enough; why would I endorse you just because you have Lady Gaga and Maya Rudolph performing for you like monkeys? Not to mention that they've kept a president with barely a working cognitive function. I mean, Biden rode that train until he wasn't able to speak, literally.
 
The whole thing is bizarre, and America needs some fresh candidates, tbh. 

I know this is a joke, but they really do need to move away from all the celebrity appearances. No offense but what is the point of bringing out Katy Perry in 2024. 

Well at least Missouri appears to have voted to legalize abortion

At least we will get the Star Spangled Banner (Grimes Remix)