cheryl strawberry

She got glammed up to go to Applebees with Jeremy

Hi RIP ivory almond,
Hope you're keeping well and enjoying the run up to Spring! Here in the UK it feels like we've been due some sun for quite some time now, and we're finally getting it - I hope the weather is similarly pleasant for you down there in the grave!
 
I'm writing to you today to ask if it would be possible for you to remove the attached post. I would like to make it clear that nobody has pointed this post out to me - I came across it independently. With that in mind, there is no need to point fingers.
 
My reason for asking is that I am sure many of us find the content of the attached post disturbing. I, myself, am currently battling some pretty severe bouts of nausea and have recently developed quite a sensitive stomach; when I came across the attached post, I was instantly overcome with a feeling of sickness. I am keenly aware that many of our LanaBoards colleagues have their own struggles, particularly with mental health; my concern is that your suggestion - one which would not be unusual to Mrs Lana Del Dufrene, and one which she would likely be endeared to should she ever come across it, potentially making it a reality - may worsen symptoms of depression and anxiety in our colleagues, due entirely to its disturbing nature.
 
I am sure you created your post as a joke. But let me be clear: this is no laughing matter. Throughout her career, Lana has included sounds of her vape crackling, her voice mails, conversations with her friends and other extraneous soundbites in her music - I would not put it past her to also include something as intimate and, frankly, unsettling as you suggested. Heed my words: do not encourage her any more than she needs to be.
 
Thank you for your time and attention today. Please feel free to get in touch if you have any questions or concerns you would like to share.
 
Warm regards,
daphnedinkley (Head of Wellbeing and Co-Chair of Protection of the Sanctity of Art Deco)

I mean henry, come on

i've been wanting to hang myself with a scarf and get run over by a bike waiting for this album, maybe that's what it's referencing?

now don’t be asking for no boring tea btw idc what the working title of a random song from 2011 was i want info on upcoming music! i want scrapped albums! i want lanas skincare routine and her retinol strength ! 

@Unknown PLEASE SPILL SOME TEA ON THE LFL OUTTAKES AND LFL IN GENERAL

the date being in european format when all the others are american is sending me

Past
present
future
jesus saves
And I just break shit
A thousand ways
to get fame
Back to the top 
back to the basics
restart the tape
lake placid baby
past, present, future I see in him
past, present, future I see in him

never forget

Where's the featuring more Lana version 

Don’t let Azealia banks hear the song. She’ll get flashbacks 

It’s a threat not a promise title of LDR10
 

Lana get into the studio with Mike Dean again im so serious

And this will sustain us until May when she postpones the album for a third time

In the cock in the cock in the cockpit I'm your baby

when she releases the tracklist and it's
1. Tough (Feat Quavo)
2. Tough (Solo Ver.)
3. Tough (Gravagerz Remix)
4. Tough (Chanel Tres Remix)
5. Tough (Sped Up)
6. Tough (Slowed)
7. Tough (Instrumental)
8.  Tough (Acapella)
9. Tough (Acoustic)
10. Tough (Dancing Alligators Ver.)
11. Tough (Even Tougher Ver.)
12. Tough (Featuring Nikki Lane)
13. Henry, Come On but it's actually Tough so it's not

but i guess that i’m still burned out after all 

I'd prefer no leaked/unreleased tracks. 

The problem isn’t even TikTok, it’s all these politicians who have used the app for 3+ years to campaign, now claiming it’s a security risk. If it was the security risk they were claiming none of the politicians would have been on it constantly posting. The problem is that this is all for show so Trump can come in and “”” save “””” it. 
 
it’s more political theater at its finest

WHAT TF im from russia and now my tiktok is banned too bc i was sitting on it trough american vpn😭 america u betrayed me 
its not working with vpn btw 

She's going to do something today, I can feel it 

usually I’m on the “leave her alone and give her time to work on the album” side of things but promising 2 songs, never delivering them, going absent on social media, and 0 engagement with fans is slightly irritating 

I believe Henry is a closeted DL married man in his 40s 

this is the 16th time this thread is hot for nothing this week