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If you listen on a very loud volume you can barely hear music underneath the clicking noises. I can't decide if I hear weird tribal music or strange trance music or I'm crazy. I'd go with choice C.

Aren't you actually an even bigger attention whore? Your random-ass and rude comments on other people's status updates and threads make you look quite desperate for attention and pressed.
 

 

everyone (and me) is like you right now lol 

This is bothering me so much right now. Like why would they put this up if they don't know when it's coming? Like what if it gets confirmed for like December? Will they take it down, what was the point of the tease? Unless they know it's coming really soon and they were told not to put a date bc it's dropping like tomorrow  .
Idk why I'm getting so worked up about this. I think it's the anticipation of this album getting to me. Like why reserve an entire spot if it won't be out for months?
this post is fucking stupid im sorry

124. She tried to make lemonade out of lemons but she just can't understand it.

123. Nobody has the face, voice, or choice that Smarty does.

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Beautiful cover.
 
I don't really have any stories, sad or not-- there's no specific reason why I am enamored by Lana. I just really appreciate her artistry and I think her music is beautiful. It inspires me and I often listen her music exclusively while I paint or collage. I spent hours doing one collage and listened to Black Beauty on repeat. Her music is soothing and sweet and I could listen to some songs on repeat for weeks. I love that. The longevity of her music.

Haha if this was Lana she would say she wouldn't be able to make a 'best of' cos all of her songs are the best [cept diet mt dew cos we know she h8s it]
 
honestly wouldn't be surprised if a lana fan works at hmv and made that to fuck w/ us + tumblr notes

Not sure how indicative this is of a near release date, but HMV has started putting these up:
 

 
 
 
Also, the word "soon" haunts us.

Even IF, I don't care anymore, honestly. She could come to my home and play it for me alone and I'd rather watch porn or something.

She actually meant May 1st 2015

she never has to work cause her daddy is rich   

You know, I've wondered how the making of Tropico worked. I mean, I'm sure it cost quite a bit of money to make and then the premiere was free and I doubt the EP sold very well so how did she finance it?

"Boarding School" original line: "While I'm blowing up as a singer"
 
omg up to this point i've always heard her sing "while im blowing a bass singer" 

Great for burning ppl:
    
 
    
 

 

 

 
Especially   jk
 
 
lmao this emoticon is so fun to abuse pls add it @@SitarHero!!!

I think everyone started their own speculation based on literally anything that had to with music in general. Everyone's desperate lmao  
But when the tour dates came out, I took it as promo. Who's to say the single isn't gonna be premiered at the first few tour dates? Isn't that how Body Electric started? Ok, it wasn't a single or done on a tour, but she performed it multiple times before anything substantial came out about Paradise. That's kinda what I think's happening.
 
When people were finishing buying their tickets, there was a placeholder for the album cover saying "soon." Yes, the word "soon" means nothing in any situation for any artist at this point, but due to Lana's mounting success, they did that for a reason. Her team is going to be smarter about this one, there's no doubt in my mind.
 
Plus a NA leg to the Paradise Tour would make no sense in any context at this point. She "closed" the era. I would assume it'd remain closed. Part of me thinks this NA leg is promo and then she'll drop UV tour dates for Europe at some point, then come back because the label can see she obviously sold well here.
 
I don't know how promo works in terms of release dates and tours, but I think everything's happening like it should. We got tour dates out of nowhere and now we have zero official news. They want us to be crazy about this release. And it's working. It'll be out "soon" there's no doubt in my mind that all of this was carefully planned in terms of making us wait with rumors flying all over on Twitter everyday. It's smart.
 
I was not expecting to type that much. Good byeeeee

Can we have a group prayer for a midnight release? Or sometimes Lana tweets the link to new singles in the early part of the day.
 
If not, it's probably coming next week. Or, worse, "soon."

This fandom really needs jesus

rob grant on "Bloody Tears"
 
"silly name...doesn't even sound like her"

I do not partake in the devil's lettuce because it is illegal, immoral & turns people into homosexual Satan worshipers.. 

Dammit she has it on cover flow 

Black Beauty xoxo

lol the brazilian fan said nothing related to that.
 
this thread is sorta depressing   :sadcore666: