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Vegas, Cochella, whatever, this bitch will be on stage, i expect a premier.

I don't believe any source anymore. I'm done. Fuck off West Coast, I hope Lorde releases East Coast and steals her attention. Lana is so annoying. What kind of promotion is this, please? Not even Apple is so mysterious about their new products. I bet in the end it's a remastered version of Black Beauty.

dude, I would PAY for any of those, really... If she decides to sell 8-15 demos in HQ for 15 dlls I would pay for them right away.

AHHHHHHHHHHHI JUST WENT TO THE LINK SHE POSTED ON FB ITS BACK AGAIN 
 

Just because the album is dark doesnt mean everything will look and sound like a vampire movie. The album has been described as dark and beautiful not dark and scary. That doesnt mean every song will have the sane tone.

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... Excu~me?
https://soundcloud.com/callmestoopkid/fangirl-freakout

Naomi Shon runs the website and clicked enter a week early. Silly Naomi

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lana doesn't seem to always have the best eye for singular images (video is a different story)
 

 
sometimes her choices are questionable lmao 

A few edits I made. Some are practically the same. *I have a weird fascination with editing pictures and giving the subject red eyes. It's not that I'm turning them into a vampire or anything, I just do. 
 
  
 
 
 
 

 

 
And here's the blank copy!
 
I posted most of these on my Tumblr (thecumbertroll)!

This has gotten to the point where nothing is believable 

Did you mean:
 
any century nowwww LOL

cuz u rock rock rock rock roooocck
 
No but honestly I think she's got a shot!
I mean yeah the album is two years old, but still, if it's still charting and it's still selling and all, it's still promotion. Especially if she wins, theres even a chance for UV promo there

well, it's nice that Lana's nominated but for an ROCK album   (ugh I wouldn't consider any of these artists as real rock influenced musicians, imo Lorde is even less rock than Lana,  what happened to punk rock ?  )
 
at least she's going to like this category because she loves rock music 

Neither he wants one:
 

 

 

 
THIS IN AN AWARDS SHOW FOR CLOWNS!

Did you mean:
 
any century nowwww LOL

what did you do?!?!
 

I totally agree with this, I prefer to buy CDs as opposed to downloads so it's REALLY annoying when it's impossible to get certain songs physically (im talking yo you, Burning Desire). The Target exclusives are awful too; just release a Deluxe and Standard edition that are available EVERYWHERE.

pssst use this code for discount on some items and free shipping http://society6.com/MarryTheSequins?promo=13961d

I had this dream that Lana is preforming at Coachella and then says thanks to everyone for coming to see her
 
 
she then proceeds to say to buy her album Ultraviolence and then looks at her watch and says "Out now!" and then its released on iTunes and she preforms UV songs...
 
 
one can dream
 

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Yea, I bet it doesn't even taste like Pepsi cola.

Of course it's coming out tonight. And when it doesn't, it'll be out on Friday. And Saturday. And Sunday. And Tuesday. Why do people hype it for themselves. Screw wishful thinking, just deal with the fact that you have to wait.