Bambi Lies

:trisha:

Holy shit she looks just like the Tropico premiere / an insta thot selling skinny tea 

Song sound sjust like Ultraviolence. Can't wait for this album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8kQCC1TJL8

In case anyone hasn't heard the song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8kQCC1TJL8

In case anyone hasn't heard the song.

is it time to dust off these gifs from the honeymoon era again because im feeling them 
 
"Henlo, I'd like to speak to a representative from the music dept. at Target"

"yes, how can I help you :)"

"Are you gonna have Lana Del Rey's Lust for Life on shelves on May 26th?"

"I'm sorry, I don't know her. and if you gays don't stop calling my office I'm going to vote for trump in 2020"

[back on Lanaboards]

Real Setlist
1. Burnt Norton
2. Art Deco
3. An entire Elon Musk TED Talk
4. Playing NASA Space sounds for each planet while vacantly staring at audience, occasionally sipping coffee through straw
5. Video Games
6. Playing actual video games 
7. The resurrection of Steve Jobs
8. Cupcakke rap number 
9. Lana walk out and then just grabs a bouquet of flowers thrown on stage and walks away without saying anything

lemme call walmart and see if an old hag can help us

I dont know why yall are calling Target, youre literally speaking to a single mother of 3 kids on the phone, how would she know lol

So today I
Panicked because I thought the album was delayed Offered to suck a stranger's dick for a release date Fell into a depression because of lack of release date Found life again because Target is coming thru for us Got 0 homework done when I'm supposed to be working for a nursing degree. It's hard being a Lana Stan

I love when the LanaBoards community goes into full on Mission Mode! Never change guys!! 

Please confirm the release date so I don't have to suck Ben's dick or do cam shows for him.

I laughed way too hard at this

Ben when he logs on

i laughed way too hard

not YET

not yet

Yall are a mess

Lana is going to tell us to pick her album up from blockbusters.

Lust for Life got delayed until July 21st and the gays are not happy

Ok I just came back home after a long day and wtf is happening here
 

 
Can someone explain?

She definitely was
 
I mean I luh ya and it sucks but that customer service rep was probably clueless and just trying to get off the phone

y'all are gonna get LB shut down for organizing harassment, well have to move to the darknet, get your TOR browsers ready

REMEMBER THIS DAY. MAY 17TH.
 
THE DAY LANABOARDS FOUGHT BACK!

can someone explain why people are so impatient on here? its not like any of us have lives so does it matter when she releases it?

CONFIRMED: LUST FOR LIFE VIDEO ISNT COMING