Bambi Lies

If I was that fan, I'd tell everyone tbh

Lmao join Team Lana in spamming Spin's instagram with "Go fuck yourself" comments
https://www.instagram.com/p/BT93tD6lLTZ/?taken-by=spinmagazine
This is the funniest thing I've seen all week I love this fanbase so much

Exactly! How embarrassing to call yourself a journalist when publishing an article that only consists of passive aggressive comments on little previews of an interview?
 
Not to mention when they quoted her talking about politics they missed out her saying how she wrote a song about women's rights which totally removes the context of what she was actually talking about? 

lmao. she's such a bitter hag, just like us.

i'll pray for you spin, and that disgusting mouth of yours

This is amazing. Best thing to happen this era yet

this is a rly rly rough concept but can i get some opinions??

Its true, we are all so fucking messy. 4 albums in 5 years, 2 new singles, AKA pre eras album and 200 unreleased demos/songs. We literally have material coming out of our pussies.

I feel like I've been listening to honeymoon since the day I was born

y'all right now: I'm so tired of this, all hype is over, flop era, she can keep the album at this point.
y'all when the album actually comes out: OMGG QUEENN HER BEST ALBUM YAAAS

to distract everyone from this ugly mess, i always admired those .gifs of each of her eras but never saw them together, so i compiled all four of them into one post
https://kh6is.tumblr.com/post/160459432403/eras-in-technicolor
 
theyre all adorable and vintage-esque

Everyone go listen to some MTWBT and chill out I swear lol.

everyone here crying about lana not doing any promo or not dropping the tracklist meanwhile lana is at the club like 

1 month ago: I hope we get the track list tomorrow.
2 weeks ago: I hope we get the track list tomorrow.
1 week ago: I hope we get the track list tomorrow.
2 days ago: I hope we get the track list tomorrow.
yesterday: I hope we get the track list tomorrow.
today: I hope we get the track list tomorrow.
tomorrow: I hope we get the track list tomorrow.
2 days later: I hope we get the track list tomorrow.
1 week later: I hope we get the track list tomorrow.
2 weeks later: I hope we get the track list tomorrow.
1 month later: I hope we get the track list tomorrow.
on album release day: I hope we get the track list tomorrow.
 
on a side note: I hope we get the track list tomorrow.

Don't know what y'all are arguing about now but I'm just hoping we get the track list tomorrow.

I never used to think he was cute...but the more you look at him the more you can understand why Lana wanted his D.

Not even true lol. Ultraviolence was the product of doing the opposite of what her label wanted, she was forced to work with Adele's producer but he said the album sounded fine as it was. 
I doubt that is what happened this time around though. Everything about this album so far screams compliancy, from the uninspired singles to the cheap collabs, and the lame title change.

this era is way more boring than HM era honestly lol 

Of course since I stan both Lana and Marina I'm curious to hear a collab between them but I definitely prefer Lana solo.

People rarely meet up to collab if they don't live near each other. People most often collab by sending tracks to people that want to cut them with. They could even be meeting now to cut a track and record a final version. Rihanna for example was recording anti up until the last minute.

I just had this thought, but what if you (if you're a huge fan of both of them like me) had run into them while they were out shopping?? I think I would've had a heart attack right then and there. I wouldn't have believed it was real life lol i mean I had to make sure I wasn't hallucinating or something when I saw the instagram post! I can't believe no one ran into them though. That would've been the luckiest day ever

Sorry for spamming, but omg I'm so happy to see them together. 

Someone tattoo this on me

EVEN BETTER THAN A PICTURE, A VIDEO!! THEY BOTH LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL OMGGG