Escapism

sky's mom posted smth today about pray for rain ...... thats my song like

streets are saying masochism is out NEXT WEEK !

as the girls gather in the kitchen for breakfast, rupaul is speaking with mitski about yesterdays shock elimination
 

 
rupaul has convinced tinashe to cook him some eggs for breakfast, not knowing tinashe is allergic to poultry products. this has led tinashe to be rushed to the hospital. ru is pleased at this and has instead opted for a simple apple instead
 
mitski looks puzzled as she is deciding on which fabric to choose for her moodboard for potential future challenges

Since May 13th is in two weeks, let me resurrect my delulu rumour I posted in status updates like over a month ago:


I am delusional, right? I'm not really believing that anymore because I feel like she was reminiscing that LA time and styling Lana & other girlies, because she did say "meanwhile". . .

This is gonna be a hard week...
 

but you're wearing lime green in your confessional.......... 

Rejects Resort Update!
 
 

based on the recent looks she's been GIVING, im ready to die 

like this

Is Shania Twain Copying Lana Del Rey?

i claim Kesha!

I’ve run multiple total drama related accounts since like 2008/2009 and counting.. this feels like a calling to join one of these  
(still deciding on my celeb of choice) 

please! i need to take my mind off the stress of the competition 
 
i wish to play as the cat token (my favourite animal)
 
i go first as i am the guest here
 
i rolled a 2 and got a community chest
 
it reads 'mitski must kiss rupaul for a minimum of 5 seconds'
 
...
 
@Paris Hilton HAVE YOU BEEN TAMPERING WITH THE MONOPOLY CARDS???

BODAK YELLOW - BASS BOOSTED PLAYING
 
EDIT:
 

Surprise models. 
I bet you didn't think I'd be back this early with a new challenge.
 

 
For this challenge, we're diving into a rainbow and extracting only one colour for your next photoshoot.
 
Your theme for this week is "CHROMATIC CONSISTINANCY" 
 
By random draw, you will be given a random colour that you must use in showcasing yourself... with the selected colour.
For example, if you get the colour blue, that's all I should see in the photo.
 
You have 24 hours to submit your colour-themed photo.
-
 
Our special guest helping me judge this week is legendary Vogue Stylist and Set Designer... @TrashMagiq
 
-
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton) You won last week and were given the ability to sabotage another contestant.
The person you have chosen to sabotage is.....Tinashe ( @TheBoss)
 
Tinashe, for this challenge your budget has been cut. You are forbidden to use a photoshoot image and must use a candid. 
Everyone else may use their photoshoot images to their advantage.
-
 
Each Contestant's Randomly Selected Colour:
 
Lizzy Grant ( @Surf Noir) - BLACK
Naomi Campbell ( @DeadSeaOfMercury) - YELLOW
Lady Gaga ( @shadesofblue) - PURPLE
Kate Moss ( @southbeachswing) - BROWN
RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton) - GREY
Tinashe ( @TheBoss) - PURPLE
Kate Bush ( @sparklertrailerheaven) - YELLOW
Lana Del Rey - ( @Daytona Beach Sparkler) - RED
Mitski ( @ultrabanisters) - WHITE
Britney Spears ( @bia) - WHITE
Charli XCX ( @bunoner) - BLUE
Anya Taylor Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff) - GREEN
 
Good luck!
-
Here is your updated portrait
 

BREAKING NEWS
 
In a dramatic turn of events at the LanaBoards Next Top Model contest, a rejected contestant caused a stir as she forcefully entered the premises and allegedly harassed one of the contestants. Security personnel intervened, escorting this woman off the premises. 
 
According to eyewitnesses, this woman barged into the venue during a crucial stage of the competition, hurling insults and accusations at one of the contestants, claiming she had stolen her spot. 
 
This unexpected disruption has sent shockwaves through the fashion industry, prompting discussions about the need for increased security measures at high-profile events. As the America's Next Top Model contest resumes, contestants and organizers alike are left grappling with the aftermath of this unsettling incident.
 
TMZ has released their mugshot here:
 

 

Some of you have been photographed at the beach, and some of you in pools, perhaps with a dollar store mermaid tail. Me? I'm here once again to remind you that none of you are on the same level as me. Other than my beautiful outfit, I came prepared with a bottle of lean to share with RuPaul.
 

 

why do i smell pumpkin spice lattes, jet fuel, and contempt?

Tonight, in the house, as most of the girls gather around in the kitchen to exchange CDs, while the others are having their photoshoots, RuPaul joins the other girls for a chit-chat. 
 
Hello, Ladies! How’s your head? * ijbols like Rupaul*
*grabs everyone’s cd players and throws them away* FUCK THE CD PLAYERS, LETS DO LEAN 💜


A little some some *laughs*
 

security! please remove this random woman who just insulted one of the contestants! 

who is this random woman and why is she on the premises? 

CONFESSIONAL
 

We’ll go to the gun range after!