Pnin

Fr too High af on cough syrup + weed + caffeine and browsing this thread every few like I jus want news fewck

LB is in a silly goofy mood today
like we leaked the album tracklist [citation needed]

just tell this forum you didn’t send it so no one gets mad and hates you!

We’re about to get raided by the feds
 

maybe we should just go back to discussing feet...

this thread is not unhinged, it's actually just so strange and wild 

Just thinking about in a word where Lana wins a Grammy for this album, Lana would probably be able to get on stage by the time they finish saying the album name lol 

i don't think anyone is actually sending things they're just typing up stuff and posting it here as a joke

Don't worry there are some users have completely impersonated members of Lana's team and received unreleased files and still haven't been behind bars. 

Now that we know the sample is the last track, and what Lana said to W Mag about “saying thank you and goodbye” on every closer of her records, I don’t think it’s Cinnamon Girl. I think a strong contender is The Greatest since that song feels very much like closure from everything.
 
Since Lana, Jack, and Mike are writers on the song, it has to be a Jack track from 2019–present (which rules out anything from Blue Banisters, and it’s probably not something from COTCC, since it’s fairly recent to have any “shocking” fan favourites). It’s either an NFR! track OR it could be something from 2006-2008 when she was writing mostly on her own.
 
That said, a sample usually means it’s related to an instrumental, because Lana has self-referenced before with lyrics, but that’s merely a reference - not a sample. So I really think it’s The Greatest. 

I’m torn between not wanting more spoilers to avoid ruining the experience and wanting to know more about track motherfucking 8. I know there are more tracks we know nothing about but since the songs placement seems very deliberate on this record, I think track 8 is super intriguing since it follows the American Whore - Pastor Interlude - Candy Necklace - 2nd Interlude sequence and kicks off the second half of the record which has been praised by both Kintsugi and BOZ. And it’s the song that precedes Fingertips so there has to be something to it!

BEN MAWSON COLLECT THEM

trillions of years from now, when the universe as we know is slowly fading away into a strange landscape of no energy, no matter, and the last few stars are slowly beginning to die, the observable universe nervously approaches the next big bang to start everything all over again, and @the ocean, wherever he is, will still manage to find a way to let whoever is out there know about his fake tracklist that he made trillions of years before in the lanaboards.com ocean boulevard pre-release thread
 
 

kintsugi is hibernating and they apparently spilled all the good info so the lipsters have to take matters into their own hands

Kinsugi posted again. The long acronym has been posted here yesterday, but it was so unbelievable that we all dismissed it. We believe it’s the one about Grandfather stand on the shoulders of my father while he’s deep fishing (or something like that)

You on March 10th 
 
 

I’m getting déjà-vu, when we learned that Tunnel under Ocean Blvd not only was a real title of the new album AND the title track. 

omg i love that one

I claim the track where she's like. Lalalalalalalalalal lalalala    lalala

Fun fact actually really really sad fact did you know that theres a tunnel under ocean bvld?

Ok but what about track 15 again? I’m sick I can’t keep track, what did you get sis and did you put ur back in 2 it

either Grandfather or God and the old man emoji represents Rob 

Me on March 10th listening to a song about Rob fishing