DOPE

Go Go Dancer makes me dance like I'm crazy.
 
Brite Lites is more sensual and slow. Someone who is obviously experienced with dancing (aka stripping) would do a good job at that one, but I can't dance for my life so

I think by saying she got clean, she meant drinking...
 
And for all of you talking about doing coke, please NEVER do it. I'm nearly 15 and have had an addiction for the past few months. The high isn't that great, it's the awful comedown that makes you do it over and over.
I doubt she was buying drugs if she apparently couldn't afford Cocoa Puffs - that shit is EXPENSIVE.

Go Go Dancer makes me dance like I'm crazy.
 
Brite Lites is more sensual and slow. Someone who is obviously experienced with dancing (aka stripping) would do a good job at that one, but I can't dance for my life so

Go Go Dancer makes me dance like I'm crazy.
 
Brite Lites is more sensual and slow. Someone who is obviously experienced with dancing (aka stripping) would do a good job at that one, but I can't dance for my life so

This topic is pointless.
We all have our different opinions Lana, which unites us as a board.
If you don't even like her singing, then why are you here in the first place?

So we hang out, and we decided to twerk to Lizzy Grant, enjoy.


 

Order from left to right:


 

Sitar, BabyVAlex, Hundred Dollar Bill, Hunter, Neal


 

Choreoraphy by frankee


 

On the back u can see some members like Maru, Evil, GagaOopsy, Ata, Lolalitahey and others


 



 

Shit imitates art.

I tried to do that...
 
NSFW +18
 
 
 
No, your theory is fake

I've never listened to a remix of LDR apart from one time, and I refuse to.
The only time I did, I had to endure the VG remix that came with the album, and believe me - it was SO awful that I deleted it after 10 seconds of listening.
 
Never again.

I've never listened to a remix of LDR apart from one time, and I refuse to.
The only time I did, I had to endure the VG remix that came with the album, and believe me - it was SO awful that I deleted it after 10 seconds of listening.
 
Never again.

Yaaaas, Tron.

I got bored so here you go
I love food
 
My pussy tastes like pepsi cola
My thighs are wide like cherry pies
I gots a taste for apple turnovers
It's all genetic though, no surprise
 
Harvey's in the sky with fries and he's making me hungry
All he wants to do is party filling up his tummy
 
Come on baby, let's fry
We can eat Lay's till the great sunrise
I know your wife, and she wouldn't mind
We made it out to another size
 
I fall asleep in fluffy rice cakes and a flag
I wear my short shorts on skid row
I pledge allegiance to my fat
For teaching me how to warm my rolls
 
Harvey's in the sky with fries and he's making me hungry
All he wants to do is party filling up his tummy
 
Come on baby, let's fry
We can eat Lay's till the great sunrise
I know your wife, and she wouldn't mind
We made it out to another size
 
Food, eat it up, like vanilla icees
Don't eat too much, save room for white ricees
Decorate my neck, onion ringlet icees
Boy come on, come on
Ooh, ooh, woo, ooh, ooooOOoh
 

I’ve been down every diet road
Then I see those golden arches, yellow-gold
Garden salad has been getting old
You can give me twelve McChickens, hot or cold
 
Don’t weigh me down
I’ve been eating too much
I’ve been craving too hard
One Bacon Cheddar Deluxe
 
I smell the grease on the summer breeze
I drive fast
I find Open 'Til Midnight
"Sixteen large fries, seventeen McDoubles,
"And one tub of mayonnaise on the side
 
"And make it FRIED
"So FRIED
"Make it FRIED
"So FRIED"
 
Dying young -- fifty, sixty max
That's the way my mom's family goes, heart-attacks
Drink milkshakes, grab some late-night snacks
That’s the way we put our weight on, belly fat
 
Don’t weigh me now
Don’t measure my thigh
Don’t take my grilled cheese
Leave me apple fries
 
I smell the grease on the summer breeze
I drive fast
I find Open 'Til Midnight
"Sixteen large fries, seventeen McDoubles,
"And one pound of mozzarella on the side
 
"And make it FRIED
"So FRIED
"Make it FRIED
"So FRIED"
 
I’m tired of driving late for fucking gravy
No mashed potatoes, gimme mac&cheese super-sized
Those pats of butter got no damn taste, baby
So make them fried, make 'em FRIED
 
I smell the grease on the summer breeze
I drive fast
I find Open 'Til Midnight
"Sixteen large fries, seventeen McDoubles,
"And one dozen Krispy Kremes on the side
 
"And make them FRIED
"So FRIED
"Make it FRIED
"Triple-FRIED"

Something funny to watch!

I hope Lana never joins Gaga's excuse for a cult in music form. If Lana joins Gaga's cult I will throw my beautiful BTD delux box out of my F window. Born to Die or Born to Fly.

Someone contact 4chan

This is so ridiculous.
 
Lana...
is actually more than 29 years old
spent a year in prison for assaulting the bitch who allegedly stole her "husband" and got billed out by her father
has been married to certain "Kenneth" who spent time on death row due to murder
is a former part-time prostitute
has had an abortion
was inspired to dedicate various songs to her "husband" who hang himself in death row
is now clean after years of drug abuse
has had plastic surgery after being released from prison
is having regular contact with the person that leaks all this information and appears to be a close friend of his/her/it

Hold on, my aunt Madonna is calling me on my phone to wish me a happy birthday. I'll be back in a few minutes...

#I HATE GAYS
#CHRISTMAS
#PACIFIC TIME
#BRITNEY SPEARS
#SISSYREYISRLLYSEXY
#THX 4 PAYING ATTENTION LOLA
#NEAL
#DALE COOPER
#MONICKER
#MADRIGAL
#ATARAXIA
#SITAR IS STILL BASIC

 
 
Fill Me Up
1. Jungle Fever
2. Racism
3. High
4. Dead Rapper Swag (feat. Tupac)
5. It’s All in the Blue Jeans Video, Faqqs
6. Kinda Outta Luck (Hip-Hop Version)
7. I Hate Gays
CHRISTMAS MORNING!

It's obviously bullshit but quite fun. It's really easy to make up facts about Lana, you have everything, the rich daddy who cleans up all 'evidence', her little fucked up songs, the mystery over her age, drug abuse, the Ride video and her past so much potential.

Any time she wears those fresh2death jackets. Live for that.
 
Also this
 

Is this Lana Del Rey?

.

LMAO
 
I thought people saying she ripped it off were just being stupid
 
But after watching it, oh my GOD. That is seriously embarrassing, shameless and fucking hilarious. It's so funny hearing her say all that ~deep meaningful ~ bullshit and then that uptempo pop song kicks in
 
Get fucked Taylor