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you end up working in mcdonalds for the rest of your life and having to blow the 60 yr old manager once a month for extra cash so you can feed your babies

 

i wish i lived in los angeles and had a sugar daddy


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u have abs but then u realise ur israeli

 

i wish sky ferreira released masochism 

 

sky ferreira dies skydiving with the only copy of it on a floppy disk that is destroyed upon impact

 

i wish @@Eclipse wouldn't leak #mysong57


i am the queen of the universe. the waves part, and they engulf me, and the water is warm.   

 

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Everyone in the world starts listening to rock songs, but all stomp their feet to the beat so hard that the Earth's crust cracks and molten lava burns everything in sight and all species become extinct 

 

I wish this summer could last forever (not including the boiling temperatures)


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Your sugar daddy provides you will $1,000,000 but it turns out that it was stolen and you’re blamed for the crime. You spend the rest of your life in prison.

 

I wish the book I ordered would go ahead and arrive


Hell, I Suppose if You Stick Around Long Enough, They Have to Say Something Nice About You

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The book you ordered arrives but it’s been carved out and someone stashed drugs in it, turns out it was part of an international smuggling scheme and you’re now under investigation by several different countries and you get detained with no word of release

 

I wish I lived by the beach


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But they turn out to be horrible people in an instant!

 

I wish I bumped into Lana in Gdynia on Friday :usrs:

 

Tomorrow Lana decides to go on a hiatus and disappears somewhere in Russia

 

 

I wish I had a boyfriend that is out of my league

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The moment you two hook up he gets some type of brain damage and you never see him again due to staying in a clinic for the rest of his life.

 

I wish I had the means to buy myself every dress I have saved in my lil folder


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u receive every dress except it's all polly pocket dresses

 

 

i wish for everyone who slanders yosemite to die a slow, painful death both digitally and physically

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u receive every dress except it's all polly pocket dresses

 

 

i wish for everyone who slanders yosemite to die a slow, painful death both digitally and physically

 

you're mocking someone who says "I hate Yosemite hype" but you accidentally say "I hate yosemite' and you die a slow painful death. 

 

I wish for lana to release a rap album with only solo songs


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you're mocking someone who says "I hate Yosemite hype" but you accidentally say "I hate yosemite' and you die a slow painful death. 

 

I wish for lana to release a rap album with only solo songs

 

she gets shamed for cultural appropriation before it comes out, so she removes herself entirely from all of the tracks, and makes it a feature album.

 

 

I wish I lived in Japan

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Ariana Grande lives near you and screams Ari Chan with her outfits and tattoos when she goes to a store and her fans stalk her by your window

 

I wish I could move out of the country


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Ariana Grande lives near you and screams Ari Chan with her outfits and tattoos when she goes to a store and her fans stalk her by your window

 

I wish I could move out of the country

your plane crashes 

 

I wish I got straight A's (pls get creative with this one)


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