Terrence Loves Me 72,664 Posted August 20, 2018 you end up working in mcdonalds for the rest of your life and having to blow the 60 yr old manager once a month for extra cash so you can feed your babies i wish i lived in los angeles and had a sugar daddy 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masochism 15,400 Posted August 20, 2018 you find a sugar daddy that takes you to los angeles but then he kills you while you have sex i wish i had abs lol 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amadeus 11,333 Posted August 20, 2018 u have abs but then u realise ur israeli i wish sky ferreira released masochism 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lernerderrey 2,415 Posted August 20, 2018 u have abs but then u realise ur israeli i wish sky ferreira released masochism sky ferreira dies skydiving with the only copy of it on a floppy disk that is destroyed upon impact i wish @@Eclipse wouldn't leak #mysong57 0 Quote i am the queen of the universe. the waves part, and they engulf me, and the water is warm. https://onlineparades.bandcamp.com/album/sure-jan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wynwood 19,967 Posted August 20, 2018 he leaks it... into his trash bin on his computer i wish dan produced another lana album 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masochism 15,400 Posted August 21, 2018 dan and lana go back in studio together but they end up having sex and lana gets pregnant so the album is cancelled and she drop being a singer i wish twitter sjw didn’t exist 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Negative Nancy 107 Posted August 22, 2018 but then Stan Twitter takes over. i wish more people listened to rock/metal music. 0 Quote https://www.last.fm/user/New-Model-No15 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
californianfreak 3,484 Posted June 30, 2019 Everyone in the world starts listening to rock songs, but all stomp their feet to the beat so hard that the Earth's crust cracks and molten lava burns everything in sight and all species become extinct I wish this summer could last forever (not including the boiling temperatures) 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,750 Posted June 30, 2019 You become permanently sunburnt and ur skin constantly peels. Ur a reptile now I wish I had more money for jewelry 1 Quote CAUSE BACK IN SCHOOL WE ARE THE LEADERS OF IT ALL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Serene Queen 4,786 Posted June 30, 2019 Your sugar daddy provides you will $1,000,000 but it turns out that it was stolen and you’re blamed for the crime. You spend the rest of your life in prison. I wish the book I ordered would go ahead and arrive 1 Quote Hell, I Suppose if You Stick Around Long Enough, They Have to Say Something Nice About You Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sugar Venom 9,657 Posted June 30, 2019 The book you ordered arrives but it’s been carved out and someone stashed drugs in it, turns out it was part of an international smuggling scheme and you’re now under investigation by several different countries and you get detained with no word of release I wish I lived by the beach 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dead account 323 Posted June 30, 2019 The beach floods and ruins your home and belongings. I wish I could meet a celebrity 0 Quote I DON'T LIKE LANA ANYMORE PLS DELETE MY ACCOUNT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kitschesque 9,882 Posted June 30, 2019 But they turn out to be horrible people in an instant! I wish I bumped into Lana in Gdynia on Friday 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shellfish beach 343 Posted June 30, 2019 But they turn out to be horrible people in an instant! I wish I bumped into Lana in Gdynia on Friday Tomorrow Lana decides to go on a hiatus and disappears somewhere in Russia I wish I had a boyfriend that is out of my league 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kitschesque 9,882 Posted June 30, 2019 The moment you two hook up he gets some type of brain damage and you never see him again due to staying in a clinic for the rest of his life. I wish I had the means to buy myself every dress I have saved in my lil folder 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
salvatore 21,769 Posted June 30, 2019 u receive every dress except it's all polly pocket dresses i wish for everyone who slanders yosemite to die a slow, painful death both digitally and physically 0 Quote Thoughts on Yosemite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigspender 8,367 Posted June 30, 2019 u receive every dress except it's all polly pocket dresses i wish for everyone who slanders yosemite to die a slow, painful death both digitally and physically you're mocking someone who says "I hate Yosemite hype" but you accidentally say "I hate yosemite' and you die a slow painful death. I wish for lana to release a rap album with only solo songs 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shellfish beach 343 Posted June 30, 2019 you're mocking someone who says "I hate Yosemite hype" but you accidentally say "I hate yosemite' and you die a slow painful death. I wish for lana to release a rap album with only solo songs she gets shamed for cultural appropriation before it comes out, so she removes herself entirely from all of the tracks, and makes it a feature album. I wish I lived in Japan 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kitschesque 9,882 Posted June 30, 2019 Ariana Grande lives near you and screams Ari Chan with her outfits and tattoos when she goes to a store and her fans stalk her by your window I wish I could move out of the country 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigspender 8,367 Posted June 30, 2019 Ariana Grande lives near you and screams Ari Chan with her outfits and tattoos when she goes to a store and her fans stalk her by your window I wish I could move out of the country your plane crashes I wish I got straight A's (pls get creative with this one) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites