Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Wynwood 19,967]

I love how all the slut anthems begin with a 'C'

 

Cola

Cherry

Cinnamon

omg cant wait for ldr7 to hear Cock

[CrazySister 2,237]

Wait, it just occured me.......... if Cola is the pussy's taste and Cherry is the virginity, so Cinnamon is his cum's taste?

 

[UltraHeroin 8,802]

Wait, it just occured me.......... if Cola is the pussy's taste and Cherry is the virginity, so Cinnamon is his cum's taste?

 

Yep, pretty much. ''Cinnamon in my teeth from your ''kiss'', you're touching me''  It all started with Cola, then WM, Cherry and now finally Cinnamon 

In Cola she was calling him to her, temptating him with her tasty pussy, in WM he finally shows up with his ''white mustang'', then he pops her cherry and then she tastes his cinnamon 

Yikes, I'm actually disgusted with myself, lmaooo, we've just peaked in boredom .

[bored 7,896]

Guys I’m truly sorry for recommending this but shouldn’t we be spamming her instagram ou even Ben’s for some news?

Idk maybe just a “hi kids I’m alive” would be enough for me

 

We know she's alive. She's just enjoying the holidays with her family...

 

I honestly think people forget that this is her job, like she is entitled to a break and doesn't have to update us on everything.

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,335]

We know she's alive. She's just enjoying the holidays with her family...

 

I honestly think people forget that this is her job, like she is entitled to a break and doesn't have to update us on everything.

This!

 

Let the good sis have a life, we don't need to know what she does everyday.

 

it's christmas, celebrate, go outside, smile, stream MAC, etc.

[Anita Malfatti 2,978]

Ok... like I said, sorry (but it makes no sense if we keep complaining and don’t ask her for news)

I don’t want to come off rude but you tell me to “get a life” but you’re here in LanaBoards just like me and we all know we’re all DRY... don’t come at me, please, I’m just saying I also want her to celebrate the holidays, but I’m being honest when I say I’m suffering without any news

[bored 7,896]

Ok... like I said, sorry (but it makes no sense if we keep complaining and don’t ask her for news)

I don’t want to come off rude but you tell me to “get a life” but you’re here in LanaBoards just like me and we all know we’re all DRY... don’t come at me, please, I’m just saying I also want her to celebrate the holidays, but I’m being honest when I say I’m suffering without any news

 

I ain't coming for you, yes we all want news and are dying for new material but that doesn't mean we should spam Lana or her management. She gave us 2 songs to tie us over until the album release, enjoy them. By all means rant on Lanaboards, we all do - but Lana is human and is probably just relaxing before the Gucci and NFR campaign begins.

[Anita Malfatti 2,978]

I ain't coming for you, yes we all want news and are dying for new material but that doesn't mean we should spam Lana or her management. She gave us 2 songs to tie us over until the album release, enjoy them. By all means rant on Lanaboards, we all do - but Lana is human and is probably just relaxing before the Gucci and NFR campaign begins.

You’re right

[Cacciatore 19,346]

Y'all need to chill, we've come this far and the year is literally ending in eight days. We'll have tons of news in january when the Gucci campaign finally kicks off and she'll tell us about the album for sure, I believe she might even release a new single next month. Asking her for news during the Christmas holidays it's like asking the good sis to snap and come for you lmao let her rest and enjoy her final days of vacation because january will be busy for her and for us.

[American Whore 48,326]

Okay at this point i'm physically aching for sOMeThInG to happen. i've never needed new lana music so bad, not even during the lust for life era. At least we were getting some news monthly even if it were just magazine articles and tiny snippets, this era (if u even wanna call it an era) has been dryer than grandmas vajayjay. It's really starting to piss me off, mostly because she dropped two lead singles way back in SEPTEMBER, when her album is supposably in MARCH, which is yet to be confirmed by her so its most likely at an even later release... dear lord-

if only she just kept her big whore mouth shut until she was ready to drop the album

 

 

This is so contradicting tho lol “I need news, she should’ve kept her mouth shut!”

wot

[salvatore 21,764]

y'all think Lana the type of girl to snort cocaine off a dude's dick

[baddisease 16,276]

y'all think Lana the type of girl to snort cocaine off a dude's dick

 

yeah~

[salvatore 21,764]

yeah~

 

same

[fl0ridakil0s 3,959]

y'all think Lana the type of girl to snort cocaine off a dude's dick

[bluefiona 8,050]

y'all think Lana the type of girl to snort cocaine off a dude's dick

 

 

[Surf Noir 192,650]

[salvatore 21,764]

 

shut up

[BluVelvUnderground 1,754]

 

 

[Terrence Loves Me 72,023]

y'all think Lana the type of girl to snort cocaine off a dude's dick

i would

[Peachycream 3,556]

This is so contradicting tho lol “I need news, she should’ve kept her mouth shut!”

wot

No i get what they’re saying. She shouldn’t have announced/dropped music so early on without any follow up info.