Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[pawn shop blues 2,347]

 

THIS HER NEW MAN?? WAIT A MINUTE BITCH

 

i refuse to accept his name's not Bradley. No other name fits. 

[cloverhoney 801]

So her new man is Chase Stogel....I feel bad for him. It must be terrifying being Lana’s boyfriend, because chances are you won’t last more than 2 months. Secondly the fear you will become a whole album of songs about how much of a shit you’ve been. Lana seems very picky and sensitive with men like one screw up and it’s over, you say something wrong like ‘Lana I’m feeling sad like you’ you’re in trouble.

Lmaoooo I love barrie

He liked my (non-hashtagged) instagram selfie in 2014 xoxox #claimtofame

[Coney Island King 26,003]

donut.

[Make me your Dream Life 87,860]

It's good to know some donuts are grateful for all the lickitung'n that's been done to em yes

[viagra 1,642]

She definitely has a type. He looks so similar to Francesco

[Lustrouslines 5,202]

Guys... what if lana isn’t promoting stuff so marina can have a chance to shine for a bit

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

She definitely has a type. He looks so similar to Francesco

doesn't have that eurotrash fuckboy vibe about him tho thank god

[xxmissdaytonaxx 30,078]

gods and monsters 2019 edition:

 

lana’s gonna take NFR away.

she’s living like an insta baddie.

headed towards spin class all day

drinking wheatgrass

and i’m singing..

“fuck yeah, give it to me, NFR is what i really want.”

but NFR’s gone. (NFR’s gone).

[Roll With me 5,667]

Lana's new man is kind of fine. At least he isn't a crackhead. From what I've seen they've been dating for over a year

 

[Flowerbomb 65,594]

This new guy is really handsome imo. I hope things work out well for them.

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

Lana's new man is kind of fine. At least he isn't a crackhead. From what I've seen they've been dating for over a year

 

 

when did top left & bottom right happen?

[pin up galore 18,997]

their kids are going to be hot as fuckkkkkk

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

This new guy is really handsome imo. I hope things work out well for them.

that fucking nose man

[Nobody 21,525]

when did top left & bottom right happen?

 

Top left was on tour last Jan and bottom right was a video Chuck posted on her Instagram story a few months before that at a baseball game or something like that 

[FallingCherry 7,731]

So MAC is about him. She said she wrote it when the guy she was dating told her they were fitting well because they were both sad. And if she's been dating him for a year, there's no other possible man.

[lustforlife 19,008]

some fans seriously are just haters.. Lana always say that she hates the invasion of privacy and then u discover his instagram and fills his instagram with questions like: is her pussy reallys tastes like pepsi cola?

[Roll With me 5,667]

So MAC is about him. She said she wrote it when the guy she was dating told her they were fitting well because they were both sad. And if she's been dating him for a year, there's no other possible man.

 

I don't know about MAC, it could be a past story or something. But I 100% feel like Venice Bitch is about him

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

So MAC is about him. She said she wrote it when the guy she was dating told her they were fitting well because they were both sad. And if she's been dating him for a year, there's no other possible man.

i think it's about gerat

 

we know our girl's a heaux 

 

plus i mean they could have started off as friends, just bc they met & hang out a year ago doesn't mean they started fucking from the get go

[cloverhoney 801]

So MAC is about him. She said she wrote it when the guy she was dating told her they were fitting well because they were both sad. And if she's been dating him for a year, there's no other possible man.

I thought MAC was definitely about Barrie? I can't remember the exact wording of the interview but she made it sound like a past relationship

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

some fans seriously are just haters.. Lana always say that she hates the invasion of privacy and then u discover his instagram and fills his instagram with questions like: is her pussy reallys tastes like pepsi cola?

that's so fucking cringy, i was looking through his posts the other day and all the dumb stan comments gave me so much second hand embarrassment