Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

we could talk about other body parts

[Terrence Loves Me 72,892]

lets talk about lana's new boyfriends dick

[cherryblossoms 10,433]

Leak Love demo

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

lets talk about lana's new boyfriends dick

i bet it's short thick and veiny

[ChaoticLipster 24,734]

lets talk about lana's new boyfriends dick

We all know it’s huge...guys with big hands and feet have huge dicks. Lana needs big dick no doubt.

[Terrence Loves Me 72,892]

We all know it’s huge...guys with big hands and feet have huge dicks. Lana needs big dick no doubt.

Let's be honest, she doesn't deserve a big dick at this point

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

Let's be honest, she doesn't deserve a big dick at this point

and she specifically requested no hype under her covers so like

[American Bottom 16,229]

Until we get cinnamon, Lana can scissor with sandpaper

[ilovetati 15,299]

How many times am I supposed to listen to the Cinnamon snippet

 

I’m going to be so disappointed when Happiness is a Boring Piano Ballad is the lead single

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

I'm sensing Cinnamon is going to be another VB situation for me *sighs*

 

It sounds cute, catchy, and I can tell I'm going to like it, but y'all bitches are going to praise it to death until I'm sick of it

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

We all know it’s huge...guys with big hands and feet have huge dicks. Lana needs big dick no doubt.

That's actually a lie! I've had my fair share of guys, and the ones who usually had the average to small cocks were the tall big guys with big hands and feet. Some even had size 12 - 13 feet with a 5 inch hard cock. You wanna know who had the thick long and juicy break your back horse cocks? Mostly the short small guys. I know, shocker, I was shocked as well. I'd say I only know one guy who's huge in body frame and height with a big one. The rest are shorties/average height with regular to small feet and hands. I guess God really does put big things in small packages

[Flowerbomb 65,595]

How big do you think Lana's dick is?

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

How big do you think Lana's dick is?

Do you think it's circumcised, fully foreskined, or just a little trimmed off the top?

 

 

American/Canadian doctors 2 minutes after the baby boy is born:

https://youtu.be/-pb6CV8exO4

[Terrence Loves Me 72,892]

How big do you think Lana's dick is?

small

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

That's actually a lie! I've had my fair share of guys, and the ones who usually had the average to small cocks were the tall big guys with big hands and feet. Some even had size 12 - 13 feet with a 5 inch hard cock. You wanna know who had the thick long and juicy break your back horse cocks? Mostly the short small guys. I know, shocker, I was shocked as well. I'd say I only know one guy who's huge in body frame and height with a big one. The rest are shorties/average height with regular to small feet and hands. I guess God really does put big things in small packages

 

I've been very lucky on the dick department so far, and I don't think I've ever fucked a guy under 6'1? My shortest ex was 6'1 - 7.5 inches. Most of the guys I've been with were over 6'5, and over 8 inches. I have *never* personally seen a tall guy with a small dick. But it's so funny how average their dicks look in their huge ass hands, it's like an optical illusion

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

I've been very lucky on the dick department so far, and I don't think I've ever fucked a guy under 6'1? My shortest ex was 6'1 - 7.5 inches. Most of the guys I've been with were over 6'5, and over 8 inches. I have *never* personally seen a tall guy with a small dick. But it's so funny how average their dicks look in their huge ass hands, it's like an optical illusion

Ugh sis I think I've had bad luck because most of my guys have been 6 inches or under... except for a couple short guys who had 7 - 8 inches but girl it was not fun at ALL. Just pure pain tbh. But I don't know I'm not really crazy about dick size, as long as you can hit my prostate properly which is located 3 inches into your anus, so truly size don't matter. I just care about faces (and thickness) But it'd be fun to be with an 8 incher one more time

[Terrence Loves Me 72,892]

Gays used to be so overdramatic about the after effects of anal sex when losing your virginity, they made it seem like you'll be walking funny for hours afterwards... but i was perfectly fine so what is the truth

[salvatore 21,769]

 

 

@@Terrence bottom idiot bitch if nothing happens I have no choice but to request you be sacrificed at @salvatore next cult ritual

to the church: cult ritual requests for the next meeting are officially open, slip a note into the pms for specified wishes and prayers, thank u

 

@@Terrence Loves Me and if your prediction is wrong, then what?

he dies

[American Bottom 16,229]

Gays used to be so overdramatic about the after effects of anal sex when losing your virginity, they made it seem like you'll be walking funny for hours afterwards... but i was perfectly fine so what is the truth

Some people are just weak, and crumble at the slightest blow of wind

[Terrence Loves Me 72,892]

he dies

im fine with that