Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[ilovetati 15,299]

The utter incompetence of her team astounds me.

[PARADIXO 32,942]

MY DMS ARE OPEN

 

goodbye baby

[Nobody 21,525]

But they're probably the ones responsable for hiring the company who takes care of her online store or whataver

 

Isn't that Interscope/Polydor's job? 

[FallingCherry 7,731]

There's no way only cassettes got shipped and nothing else. I guess more leaks are coming in the next few days. Lana's team has to do something to prevent any more mess.

MY DMS ARE OPEN

Bye bye, we won't miss you

[Cacciatore 19,347]

Releasing the album right now would do more harm than good tbh. Also, we live in the era of streaming services... only hardcore fans will download a leaked cassette rip of the album, casual listeners won't go this far and would rather wait for it to be released on streaming platforms.

[The Greatest 8,805]

lol the only l**ks I can find just end up being porn noises and honestly that feels fitting

[Nobody 21,525]

The kid didn't actually say her cassette got shipped did she? Maybe her dad's uncle's dentist's cousin's rabbit's neighbour works at the distribution centre and smuggled it out or something

[Life 3,966]

MY DMS ARE OPEN

 

you did it aaaaaall for leaks

how does that ban taste now. 

[UltraviolentJack 2,811]

why am i tempted to go check every music store in my area

[Cacciatore 19,347]

Isn't that Interscope/Polydor's job? 

 

I think the label takes care of sales from third parties like itunes, physical stores and stuff. The k7 was an exclusive item being sold on Lana's website, I think a whole other team takes care of that but I could be wrong.

[bvincent 209]

MY DMS ARE OPEN

 

omg she's not getting the memo, @@PARADIXO BAN it

[Serene Queen 4,786]

I’m about to get on a flight so dm me if anything interesting happens

[Nobody 21,525]

Fun fact guys I was looking for Ben's mobile phone number earlier on to harass him and I didn't find it but I did find that even as the world's worse manager his net worth is £700,000 I- 

[WaitForLife 5,238]

I can't a Instagram letting a picture of a link where you can find the songs.

[Hanna 2,853]

happiness is a butterfly being listened to in that quality is an absolute crime 

[mid july 1,752]

Fun fact guys I was looking for Ben's mobile phone number earlier on to harass him and I didn't find it but I did find that even as the world's worse manager his net worth is £700,000 I- 

   

[Cacciatore 19,347]

Fun fact guys I was looking for Ben's mobile phone number earlier on to harass him and I didn't find it but I did find that even as the world's worse manager his net worth is £700,000 I- 

 

Imagine being paid £700,000 just to be a clown 

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,336]

Lol am I the only one who haven't listened to the leak yet?

 

TBH I'm fine with that, I wouldn't like to bop to Cinnamon Girl with such a potato quality

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

It could be just me, but the only song that actually stands out (sonically) for now is Doin' Time. It's just way too different than MAC, FIILY, VB, HTD, HIAB, etc. Could it be a filler? Or just used because it was successful? I love the song, and I'm hyped for this album, but I just can't see how it fits there. IDK.

This woman is sitting on dozens if not hundreds of unreleased & unleaked songs we don't even know about, I'm sure one of them would have been a better fit. Something like Wild On You (wouldn't that have been amazing?). And if she wanted to include a cover (which I don't mind at all), why not a CSNY song, a Neil Young song (stealing a title doesn't count lanz), or a Beach Boys song? RHCP even. Doin' Time feels so out of place...

[ChicaCherryCola 1,393]

Imagine being paid £700,000 just to be a clown 

 

From this thread alone we would all be Forbes Top 100.