Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[lustforlife 19,008]

i'm convinced they had something, AT LEAST a kiss.

we all know Miss Del Rey loves producers

im sure lana topped him

[American Whore 47,627]

Guys just a friendly reminder (bc it happens on lot on this thread)

 

Please don’t do that kind of thing where you continue saying things like “hahahahaha” for so many lines in runs into a whole paragraph. It fucks the thread up on mobile. I’m not trying to be controlling or an ass, it’s just annoying trying to read a thread that’s outstretched bc someone’s being extra. It moves the entire thread to the left side of the page and the right side is all the theme with this one little line of “hahahahahahaha” going or those random fucked up letters that look like a mess. It continues it as if it’s one full line of a word but it’s not (bc of the spacing)

 

Ik this is off topic kind of but just something to think about when you post next time

[Rorman Nockwell 53,865]

i'm convinced they did something, AT LEAST a kiss

 

They soooo did ... I'm gonna go rant about it on the Random thread though because I promised Elle I'd behave on this one. 

[lustforlife 19,008]

im absolutty conviced that this venice bitch quote is for him

 

You write, I tour, we make it work
You're beautiful and I'm insane
We're American-made

 

[UltraviolentJack 2,416]

I'm sorry but no it's not her job to make music videos, and it has never been. Her job is to make music. She's a singer songwriter, not a filmmaker. She has done some sublime visuals in the past but she doesn't owe us anything. If she doesn't want to do it anymore, it's her right.

And how can you already be complaning about a tour? The album isn't even out yet! Lana announced the LAFTMT 3 months after the release of LFL, why do you want her to announce the tour for NFR before the album is even out.

 

And she hadn't toured since 2015. Music videos are expected from artists since 1982ish lol, I don't excuse her laziness. And obvi she's not going to announce a tour before the album you're just playing ignorant. We pay her bills, YES she owes us quality visuals. 

Anyways what r y'alls wishes for LDR7?

 

Effort. So yeah....

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,053]

Holy shit. Venice Bitch is her best song.

[TrashMagiq 55,350]

sometimes i think about how jack antonoff's dick has been inside lena dunham, and then i slap myself so my mind wont go there again

[divebarsinger 2,715]

are we on to pregnancy theories now? i am enjoying this slow descent into madness 

[movebaby 5,379]

Guys just a friendly reminder (bc it happens on lot on this thread)

 

Please don’t do that kind of thing where you continue saying things like “hahahahaha” for so many lines in runs into a whole paragraph. It fucks the thread up on mobile. I’m not trying to be controlling or an ass, it’s just annoying trying to read a thread that’s outstretched bc someone’s being extra. It moves the entire thread to the left side of the page and the right side is all the theme with this one little line of “hahahahahahaha” going or those random fucked up letters that look like a mess. It continues it as if it’s one full line of a word but it’s not (bc of the spacing)

 

Ik this is off topic kind of but just something to think about when you post next time

ohh i got you! i'll go edit that post rn and add line breaks, sorry!

[Enco 2,452]

sometimes Venice Bitch feels like the best song she has ever made and sometimes it's a complete skip

[Rorman Nockwell 53,865]

are we on to pregnancy theories now? i am enjoying this slow descent into madness 

 

Oh, you're clearly new.

 

We've been here before.

 

Lycra pants would allow one's tummy to expand comfortably; just sayin' ...

sometimes Venice Bitch feels like the best song she has ever made and sometimes it's a complete skip

 

Sometimes it feels like a sensory overload to me. I often play the first half and then skip on to something else.

 

I have the attention span of a goldfish, though.

[divebarsinger 2,715]

Oh, you're clearly new.

 

We've been here before.

 

Lycra pants would allow one's tummy to expand comfortably; just sayin' ...

 

ohhhh! this is true

of course i bet lana's pregnancy would last about 3 years

[Cacciatore 19,346]

why do y'all want jack to be a cheater so bad 

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

The thing that annoys me about Lana is that if she actually put more effort in even 5% she would elavate herself to another level maybe even commercially. I feel recently she’s not really bothered or cared about making imagery for music. It’s like she just says ‘chuck take care of it for me I can’t be bothered’.

'chuck take care of it for me I can't be bothered but let me make the final choice because you actually might have some taste and we can't let the gays have nice things'

[UltraviolentJack 2,416]

why do y'all want jack to be a cheater so bad 

 

it'd help nfr sell over 2 copies first week i guess

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

im absolutty conviced that this venice bitch quote is for him

 

You write, I tour, we make it work

You're beautiful and I'm insane

We're American-made

 

[BreadKing 332]

why do these rumours follow jack around? it happened with lorde too

[Cacciatore 19,346]

why do these rumours follow jack around? it happened with lorde too

 

which would be even more gross since there's a +15 year gap between the two

don't want to take it there but i also believe its very sexist how our society can't take a man and a woman working together without thinking they're banging or something like that

[Rorman Nockwell 53,865]

why do these rumours follow jack around? it happened with lorde too

 

Because he always works with attractive, young, female singer/songwriters with moody lyrical tendencies.

 

Questions?

 

https://www.popdust.com/cry-at-parties-and-other-ways-to-become-one-of-jack-antonoffs-female-collaborators-2630188420.html

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

why do these rumours follow jack around? it happened with lorde too

I mean he actually was with Lorde

 

doubt anything happened with Lana though, jokes aside