Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[ilovetati 15,297]

All of the critical acclaim > LB members with flop taste

[evalionisameme 13,889]

Venice's guitar solo is literally garbage 

 

Eddie Hazel is crying

I never thought I'd agree with you on anything but this...

[CatchTheBreeze 1,681]

i don't kiss any of my fave's arses through everything they do, it's understandable to be critical

 

Definitely, but the past 100+ pages on this thread have been mostly negativity in different shades and flavors which makes it a bit boring (for me).

[UltraviolentJack 2,811]

All of the critical acclaim > LB members with flop taste

 

Critics absolutely detested BTD, UV and HM so what's your point

[expandableclitoris 9,091]

Sometimes it's really hard to remember if this is a board for Lana lovers or Lana haters...

 

a board for lana

thats why its called lanaboards duhh

 

btw why does your phooto look like one of the saw movie posters 

[UltraviolentJack 2,811]

Definitely, but the past 100+ pages on this thread have been mostly negativity in different shades and flavors which makes it a bit boring (for me).

 

It's not like it's unwarranted or unreasonable.

[violets 11,896]

this venice bitch hate is making my finger twitch 

something about it makes me feel so free... the disrespect 

[CatchTheBreeze 1,681]

btw why does your phooto look like one of the saw movie posters 

 

It's the cover of a record from a french shoegaze band.

[Valerie 1,379]

All of the critical acclaim > LB members with flop taste

Guess you better delete BTD, Paradise & UV then because critics despised them and hail Lust For Life her second best album (1 point less than Honeymoon, an actual good record)

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

It's not Venice Bitch hate mammies, we're just saying there's no need to sell a song we all like. Especially when you're saying stuff like "oh my god this guitar solo cured my blind nephew and brought back Jesus himself before defeating the devil and throwing him back into hell" like, no girls.... no....

[SlowGinFizzzz 15,354]

Anyway, Kylie did experimental ten-minute songs first.

[Cacciatore 19,347]

Wow all this Venice Bitch slander... we really reached a point of no return huh?

[UltraviolentJack 2,811]

Guess you better delete BTD, Paradise & UV then because critics despised them and hail Lust For Life her second best album (1 point less than Honeymoon, an actual good record)

 

Critics like VB because it's safe and easy for the GP to digest

[Valerie 1,379]

Definitely, but the past 100+ pages on this thread have been mostly negativity in different shades and flavors which makes it a bit boring (for me).

Can't talk about how we love NFR when we haven't heard it & probably won't until December 31st can we

[UltraviolentJack 2,811]

Anyway, Kylie did experimental ten-minute songs first.

 

I wouldn't consider making a song way longer that it needs to be experimental. 

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

The level of taste and intelligence coming from this post, recognizing that Venice Bitch is great without over selling it. Future president mama!

 

Thank you queent! Can't wait for your new album, send me a signed copy!

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

Okay I'm gonna repost my comment everytime I see someone say Venice Bitch hate or Venice Bitch slander cause it doesn't seem to register that were just saying stop saying it's her best song and putting down other work of hers, so let's begin

[violets 11,896]

It's not Venice Bitch hate mammies, we're just saying there's no need to sell a song we all like. Especially when you're saying stuff like "oh my god this guitar solo cured my blind nephew and brought back Jesus himself before defeating the devil and throwing him back into hell" like, no girls.... no....

 

who's to say it didn't though

[bummersummer 2,218]

i truly don't understand why anyone would mention May Jailer in relation to Venice Bitch, or even remotely compare the two. Sirens was stripped down, acoustic, almost lo-fi music that owed almost exclusively to folk. Venice Bitch is a drone-y, multilayered & full of distortion song that owes to psychedelia, shoegaze, dream pop. they are NOTHING alike. to say VB is a regression to May Jailer era is honestly laughable.

[Cacciatore 19,347]

Critics like VB because it's safe and easy for the GP to digest

 

You're being sarcastic right??? I just woke up my brain is all fuzzy so I honestly can't tell lmao