Norman Fucking Rockwell - Post-Release Discussion Thread + Poll

[Cacciatore 19,347]

Some posts in this thread is2g I-

 

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,750]

what is going awn

good question

[Rorman Nockwell 56,862]

Couldn't care less about the NFR haters. I don't get why they still come here instead of waiting for new music or just listening to her older stuff. But well, there's still the block button, I don't have to read the shit.

 

Imagine liking a post in which someone uses a mental illness as an insult and then acting all superior like this

 

Yikes

[cherriesinthespring 5,486]

This is random but I just remembered those “now that’s what I call music” cds and I googled it to see if it’s still a thing and they are on Now 104 and Lana’s Doin Time is on it lol

 

Edit- whew just checked the last page to see what I was interrupting

[UltraHeroin 8,803]

How to write a Jared post: Criticize anyone who doesn’t suck Jack Antonoff’s toes, insult those who don’t find Hope to be the most exciting song ever made, hate on any other artist that hasn’t worked with Jack and/or is mainstream, NEVER make a post less than 17 lines, and always make sure to ramble on.

Lmao and don't forget that annoying ass gif that I should not even mention again 

[Tammy 2,291]

Imagine liking a post in which someone uses a mental illness as an insult and then acting all superior like this

 

Yikes

 

Imagine getting a life, haters...

[movebaby 5,379]

Imagine getting a life, haters...

 

imagine unironically using the word "hater"

[UltraHeroin 8,803]

[Tammy 2,291]

Looks like some of you are nothing without lanaboards and over analyzing posts or twisting of words...

 

Well, well! 

[movebaby 5,379]

i love the insinuation that posting on lanaboards and doing literally anything else ever are mutually exclusive. siri show me projection

[WilshireBoulevard 5,421]

How to write a Jared post: Criticize anyone who doesn’t suck Jack Antonoff’s toes, insult those who don’t find Hope to be the most exciting song ever made, hate on any other artist that hasn’t worked with Jack and/or is mainstream, NEVER make a post less than 17 lines, and always make sure to ramble on, terrible and ugly gif that gives me motion sickness

 

fixed

[PARADIXO 32,976]

Yes, Carlifornia is actually a very political song. It literally talks about climate change and war in the same song. It idolizes Cali as a safe state compared to rest of America. 

 

Some of the ignorant girlies here tried to come for me. Please.

 

I absolutely agree. LDR lyrics have turned into very intimate and raw storytelling with subtle political comments.

[West Coast 45,850]

there's more Frenchies on the board than i thought there would be!! thought i was the only one

 

anyways it's no surprise California is everyone's favorite, it's literally a track that belongs to Ultraviolence. the lyrics are kinda corny though.. like cmon Lana.. rhyming choose and lose?

 

Oh oui! 

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,750]

baguette 

[Syyydney 46]

croissant

[West Coast 45,850]

On the contrary, she's being massively overhyped/overpraised and shoved down everyone's throats even though she's a talentless industry plant whose only job is to whisper shit her brother writes for her.

 

Like NFR? *badum tss*

 

(That one was too easy, I just had to  )

[mkultraviolence 5,832]

You literally just described all the girls who would listen to Lana during the BTD era. Hell, not only girls but gays too! The point is: why should we shame women based on how they want to feel or be perceived by others? Especially young girls since that's the majority of Billie's audience. Trashing girls and women because they want to feel a certain way is so... misogynistic? Why are y'all so bothered by this? Don't you realize that by saying this you're just being even more boring acting like what you listen is "real" music and you are, in fact, the unique one? It's the same behavior those dudes who listen to rock bands exhale when they see a girl wearing a t-shirt of some 80's band. Literally who cares? Why invest so much time and energy on why some people listen to a certain artist? Don't you guys get tired?

eggzachly. love this sm kinda wanna make it my signature. love u

[West Coast 45,850]

baguette 

 

croissant

 

Norman Fucking Rockwell est aisément l'album le plus ennuyant de Lana Del Rey.

[mkultraviolence 5,832]

They hate to see it because they can't afford their medication for BPD.

 

Must have had a huge impact on your sad, pathetic lives to remember my posts! Fresh air is good for you. I know.

Someone has to put you dumb fucks in your place. Clowns.

you really came back to campaign for ugliest posts, u win sis!

 

and are we using bpd as an insult now? that's hot. tell me again how someone is mentally ill for having a different opinion? not gonna lie, your posts are super disgusting and i think we've had enough of your little outbursts.

[bunoner 5,726]

They hate to see it because they can't afford their medication for BPD. 

at least we're not ugly, you can't relate xx