Which of Lana's boyfriends would you date? (Updated to include NEW boyfriends!)

[mkultraviolence 5,832]

the first guy A1, looks like he could dominate me, I'll choose him. is that Mike?

[Terrence Loves Me 72,702]

also why is jack even an option, he's her producer they never dated

[mkultraviolence 5,832]

also why is jack even an option, he's her producer they never dated

that's what the mainstream media wants you to think...

[Rorman Nockwell 56,754]

also why is jack even an option, he's her producer they never dated

 

Cos I felt like stirring up trouble 

the first guy A1, looks like he could dominate me, I'll choose him. is that Mike?

 

No, that's Steve

[ArtDecoDelRey 15,284]

eek... francesco i guess, they all suck tbh

[bunoner 5,726]

Would you date a fuckboy rapper named Gerald Gillum?

Yes, yes I would.

[bartenders 1,206]

Francesco >= Jack > the rest    

[lostindarkparadise 2,083]

Reeve Carney (I'm not sure if they really dated tho)

[Platinum Greenwich 13,847]

I would let Barrie disrespect me and everything I stand for - every day of the week, and then I'd invent a new calendar so he could do it some more 

[Nobody 21,542]

why is barrie winning he looks homeless

[mkultraviolence 5,832]

okay then i pick Steve.

 

is Josh who Joshy & I is written about

[Beautiful Loser 48,893]

I would let Barrie disrespect me and everything I stand for - every day of the week, and then I'd invent a new calendar so he could do it some more 

LMAO

[SuperMegaStan 9,987]

francesco and the boxing guy

[WilshireBoulevard 5,420]

5 votes for the cop? 2 votes for G-eazy? whoever submitted those, i hope you vote yourself for worst taste.

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,336]

Am I the only one who finds Stevens Mertens kinda hot?

[Downtown Baby Doll 5,310]

Am I the only one who finds Stevens Mertens kinda hot?

No lol, he's low key hot, the type I'd start out casually dating out of boredom and then before I know it he's ruining my life

[CrazySister 2,239]

Either Jimmy Gnecco (IDK if they really dated, but...), Reeve Carney or Josh. But how only Josh is in the list, hell yes!    I didn't find him so attractive in the beggining, but he seems funny and have quite a nice personality. Steve Mertens is handsome, but that's it   . Joe is hot, but he's too much and also seems to scream almost everything I despise in the world, which would be a big turn off. 

 

So yeah, Joshy forever! <3

[necessary sacrifice 8,865]

Okay FINE here is a pic of them in order:

 

 

I will also add it to the original post

You should add that Arthur dude, the one with the hard-on for America and diet mountain dew. Idk if anyone would pick him but he’s another notable one I remembered. And I guess Rob, the one that died, would be another notable one that people might actually pick too. I’m sure someone else can remember some more.

[13bitches 6,176]

Queen of Verizon

[mkultraviolence 5,832]

why her screen so cracked, she makes money, right? right?