Hypothetical Lana Movie/TV Series Ideas

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7 minutes ago, wild caged animal said:

Lana hiring Archer to find her laptop with all the leaks (Spoiler: Archer fucks up and it all ends up on Lanaboards)

there's an episode where they digitize into the site/net and have to chase them and the leaks all have personas to the liking of their composition. they end up on lanaboards for an episode but go thru, and then at the end one leak gets attached to the site and finds its way here. and that'll be a bombastic version of Boom Like That so good it'll warrant some tiktok fiasco so large that Ben'll just want it released and then it will. and then a disco/ dance number at the end credits of that episode. someone credit me when this idea becomes reality 

her current beau can be a merman that she has to go to the beach to visit, or like he loses his voice for a week like in the little mermaid 

 

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i love this thread already  

who's going to play arthur lynn and steven mertens???

 

who's going to play billie eilish???

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29 minutes ago, LemonadeHeavens said:

who's going to play billie eilish???

that's easy. her foil. Jojo Siwa 

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I'd love for Kirsten Dunst to play Lana. 

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Betty White better be Gramma

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all jokes aside...halsey could play lana very well 

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2 hours ago, past the bushes said:

also who would play Elle 

Lili Reinhart as Elle

 

Matthew Lillard as The Scat Porn poster. 

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19 minutes ago, takeitdoen said:

Lili Reinhart as Elle

 

Matthew Lillard as The Scat Porn poster. 

Omg I’d be so here to watch what happened between Ben & Elle on fucking TV omfg hahaha I mean it wasn’t that bad but i mean i’d still be drinking tea and we’d all have to do a LB zoom with Elle for her episode lolol

 

I think ben is the scat poster

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I suggest Angela Bassett for Azealia Banks. The girl can play everything! 

 

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2 minutes ago, MAX DEL REY said:

I suggest Angela Bassett for Azealia Banks. The girl can play everything! 

 

 

She is the queen, have you seen her in AHS? She’d be the best lol but imagine when they were friends and then it all goes to shit on twitter, I could see Angela getting pissed off on her phone and the tweets popping up on the side of the screen and she’s walking around the house YELLING AT HER PHONE HAHAHA OMGGGG

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9 minutes ago, HydroponicWeeds said:

 

She is the queen, have you seen her in AHS? She’d be the best lol but imagine when they were friends and then it all goes to shit on twitter, I could see Angela getting pissed off on her phone and the tweets popping up on the side of the screen and she’s walking around the house YELLING AT HER PHONE HAHAHA OMGGGG

I'd be down to see how their friendship met its DEMISE 

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17 hours ago, RormanNockwell said:

So I got to thinking that I thought -

Imagine if you were making a TV series loosely based on Lala's life: The Singer [Working Title]. IMO, she's a pretty good subject because her story provides plenty of true, unhinged material, and she's enigmatic enough that you can also fill in the blanks with fun stuff.

So with this in mind: who would you cast, what stories would you tell, etc?

I'd cast Kristen Stewart as Chunk because she's boring enough to make that work, and Courtney Love as herself because nobody else is crackheaded enough to play Courtney but Courtney.

Maybe Gwyneth Paltrow as Patty because she seems pretty insufferable (not that we have any evidence that Patty is insufferable, but I feel like she'd be the "villian" of the series because Lala doesn't get along with her)

Gerald can play himself because he's hot despite being extremely sleazy, and I'd want him on the set just for entertainment

Ooh Christian Bale as Ben because they're both angry and British

I also want Keanu Reeves; I don't even know who he'd play but I want him there so I'd just make up a role for him

 

let Courtney play Patty

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Lorde can be played by Rose Mcgowan

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18 hours ago, RormanNockwell said:

So I got to thinking that I thought -

Imagine if you were making a TV series loosely based on Lala's life: The Singer [Working Title]. IMO, she's a pretty good subject because her story provides plenty of true, unhinged material, and she's enigmatic enough that you can also fill in the blanks with fun stuff.

So with this in mind: who would you cast, what stories would you tell, etc?

I'd cast Kristen Stewart as Chunk because she's boring enough to make that work, and Courtney Love as herself because nobody else is crackheaded enough to play Courtney but Courtney.

Maybe Gwyneth Paltrow as Patty because she seems pretty insufferable (not that we have any evidence that Patty is insufferable, but I feel like she'd be the "villian" of the series because Lala doesn't get along with her)

Gerald can play himself because he's hot despite being extremely sleazy, and I'd want him on the set just for entertainment

Ooh Christian Bale as Ben because they're both angry and British

I also want Keanu Reeves; I don't even know who he'd play but I want him there so I'd just make up a role for him

 

 

I actually think that Kristen Stewart would make a pretty great Lana, she would totally nail her awkward ways and speech patterns and overall slight laziness. 

Florence Pugh would be a pretty solid runner up.

 

Chunk could be played by a lazy Michelle Williams or Carey Mulligan.

 

Gwinnie would be a fantastic Patty, she could literally play herself and she'd be a spot on, cold, detached (allegedly) self-centered hating mother. 

(if we're being serious Cate Blanchett could also slay that part )

 

Keanu Reeves could play Dan Auerbach as far as I'm concerned. 

 

Also, I want Ben Schwartz to play Jack Antonoff, because I feel as though Jack is probably a lil annoying and Ben would be perfect for that. 

 

I need that 'The Singer' now.

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I want Elizabeth Debicki to play W*n Edwards. That is all. 

(sorry Liz)

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4 hours ago, gasstationkween said:

Who tf would play lana tho

Who has the range 

 

young lana maybe florence pugh? 

 

oo after reading above also carey mulligan for lana in her 30s

1 hour ago, vodkaa said:

I'd love for Kirsten Dunst to play Lana. 

 

i think this would be so good for lana in her 30s! 

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34 minutes ago, MAX DEL REY said:

I want Elizabeth Debicki to play W*n Edwards. That is all. 

(sorry Liz)

no no no that can be Lena Dunham and theyll CGI her neck to be like 6 ft long

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ill play the twink that broke into the HBTB house and took her Satanic book 

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1 hour ago, 99centlips said:

all jokes aside...halsey could play lana very well 

Halsey as @RafaelSolimaXx 

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2 minutes ago, HydroponicWeeds said:

no no no that can be Lena Dunham and theyll CGI her neck to be like 6 ft long

its cheaper to rent a giraffe from a local zoo