TEMPORARY Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 19th, 2021

[Veinsineon 70,650]

I remember thinking this would be on Honeymoon

 

 

[Crimson and Clover 22,120]

2 minutes ago, veinsineon said:

I remember thinking this would be on Honeymoon

 

 

i'll never forget thinking this would be on UV, imagine strings like this on COCC though  would be a nice throwback 

[FredRed 4,498]

I am at work and haven't been able to keep up with everything. That post from last night was interesting and a deja vu. I remember I posted first time we heard that she says "separate the wheat from the shaft". The common expression is "separate the wheat from the chaff". I couldn't care less what she writes but when this comes out a poetry critic will point it out right away. We know how sensitive she is to critics. I know Lana reads all my posts so she'll probably change it before it goes to print. 

[Lustformoney 40,375]

I want noir on cocc

[Veinsineon 70,650]

Walking in the mart
Its my new hobby

Costco with my coupons

On my cart I'm doing wheelies

 

[AFFA 2,115]

1 hour ago, DCooper said:

Imagine Lana posted a video of her reading "Past the Bushes Cyprus Thriving" and at first we're all like Ugh not another poem, but then when she says "like a chemtrail" she stops and stares at the camera intensely and then the music starts to get super wild and it merges into the Chemtrails album trailer and blows all our minds. 

 

is it possible to visit her and plant thoughts into her mind while astral projecting or something

[IanadeIrey 60,753]

6 minutes ago, veinsineon said:

Walking in the mart
Its my new hobby

Costco with my coupons

On my cart I'm doing wheelies

 

I’m on Instagram, see who’s live - oh, it’s Cardi! 

[Fart Deco 12,599]

4 minutes ago, IanadeIrey said:

I’m on Instagram, see who’s live - oh, it’s Cardi! 

 

Gimme cherry coke, no, not Bacardi!

 

Before y'all come for my lyrical abilities we all know she's capable of rhyming Cardi with Bacardi.

[Veinsineon 70,650]

11 minutes ago, veinsineon said:

Walking in the mart
Its my new hobby

Costco with my coupons

On my cart I'm doing wheelies

 

4 minutes ago, IanadeIrey said:

I’m on Instagram, see who’s live - oh, it’s Cardi! 

 

2 minutes ago, Fart Deco said:

Gimme cherry coke, no, not Bacardi!

 

WAIT... why doesn't she hire us

[IanadeIrey 60,753]

Just now, veinsineon said:

 

 

 

WAIT... why doesn't she hire us

I can’t speak for anyone else, but take a look at my username - I’ve been hired  

[Fart Deco 12,599]

2 minutes ago, veinsineon said:

 

 

 

WAIT... why doesn't she hire us

 

Imagine a Lanaboards writing camp 

[Log Lana 911]

Pre-order coming in 2 days... mark my words 

[Ultradealerence 5,311]

waiting for the critics saying lana   copied Taylor’s release flow 

[Surf Noir 189,176]

18 minutes ago, veinsineon said:

Walking in the mart
Its my new hobby

Costco with my coupons

On my cart I'm doing wheelies

 

 

this is so dumb but i'm having a really difficult time trying to figure out what song this is supposed to go to 

[Fart Deco 12,599]

Just now, LemonadeHeavens said:

 

this is so dumb but i'm having a really difficult time trying to figure out what song this is supposed to go to 

 

'cause it's COCC lead single! You just don't know it, yet 

[Veinsineon 70,650]

1 minute ago, LemonadeHeavens said:

 

this is so dumb but i'm having a really difficult time trying to figure out what song this is supposed to go to 

 

[Surf Noir 189,176]

1 minute ago, veinsineon said:

 

 

OOHHHH i thought it was either hit & run, bartender, or video games 

[Veinsineon 70,650]

May all the gays in the crowd on this site bow down to you 

[bored 7,833]

I have nothing else to do, so I'm just gonna go ahead and believe that Chemtrails is coming on September 4th. Lana's version of a surprise release means no promotion / pre-order. The album will drop digitally at midnight on the 4th and a pre-order for physical copies will be made available the following week. Tulsa Jesus Freak will premiere alongside the album drop with sorm form of visual (directed by Charlie) and will be considered a single but not sent to radio or pushed by the label.

The album cover and tracklist won't be revealed until the album release, Lana will acknowledge the project on socials on release day and then forget the album exists and focus on her next poetry project.

As for Ed, he misworded what we said in that message to a fan. Claiming the album was not finished, he meant that the album had not been mastered or sent out to critics and therefore of course the review was fake. However, Lana has in fact finished recording and has finalised the artwork and tracklisting.

Anybody else wanna join me in my delusion?

[Surf Noir 189,176]

he's gonna leave me, he wants a REAL GIRL

i'm a jesus freak, all caught up in the chemtrails