TEMPORARY Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 19th, 2021

[Ocean Boulevard 39,346]

The viny will be sky blue transcending into a darker blue  with some glitter all over it

 

 

[Chestnut Fox Sexy Jesus 3,026]

They are SO sitting on their couches drinking gin watching us panic and laughing I’m telling y’all they be like look at these bitches scuttling around like crazy ants waiting for us to give them nothing today rofl 

[Coney Island King 25,315]

30 minutes ago, Lustformoney said:

What about that actors death? Maybe lana thought it would be inaproppriate to announce sth rn

Lol gurl

[Lustformoney 40,428]

My eyes hurt so bad, i set alarm for 5 am to witness midnight in Est time and of course nothing happened, im so pissed and tired

[TheHardestWhite 1,258]

The amount of stress Sheridan has caused us...

[TheHardestWhite 1,258]

32 minutes ago, Lustformoney said:

What about that actors death? Maybe lana thought it would be inaproppriate to announce sth rn

We say this everytime something awful happens, but so many artists are releasing and announcing things amidst these times, and more terrible things are going to keep happening, she just needa say sumn

[Lustformoney 40,428]

Just now, TheHardestWhite said:

We say this everytime something awful happens, but so many artists are releasing and announcing things amidst these times, and more terrible things are going to keep happening, she just needa say sumn

Yup but we all know she would get dragged on twitter

[Elle 115,381]

Skkk okay you guys really played yourselves here though  there wasn’t a concrete promise of anything, we’re not even entirely sure what that “countdown” was for! My money was never on a single announcement or anything to that extent, and especially not something to happen right at midnight. Personally, my best guess was for the next time the two linked up for Sheridan to style her hair for a photoshoot or something. For all we knew, it could’ve been a countdown for their next coffee date, we really had no idea. Nothing was promised to anyone, so we can’t feel too let down here. So please, I ask you from the bottom of my heart, please please please don’t give him hell & harass the poor guy if no info comes through today  please  be good kidz x

[Make me your Dream Life 83,394]

today's the day we find out for sure 

[FredRed 4,542]

5 minutes ago, TheHardestWhite said:

The amount of stress Sheridan has caused us...

I have to believe a lot of it was self induced. More theories here than the Kennedy assassination.

[FredRed 4,542]

3 minutes ago, Elle said:

Skkk okay you guys really played yourselves here though  there wasn’t a concrete promise of anything, we’re not even entirely sure what that “countdown” was for! My money was never on a single announcement or anything to that extent, and especially not something to happen right at midnight. Personally, my best guess was for the next time the two linked up for Sheridan to style her hair for a photoshoot or something. For all we knew, it could’ve been a countdown for their next coffee date, we really had no idea. Nothing was promised to anyone, so we can’t feel too let down here. So please, I ask you from the bottom of my heart, please please please don’t give him hell & harass the poor guy if no info comes through today  please  be good kidz x

I second that emotion.

[The Greatest 8,803]

honestly, if the album came out without an unwarranted freak out, the boards would have no purpose

[Elle 115,381]

Just now, The Greatest said:

honestly, if the album came out without an unwarranted freak out, the boards would have no purpose

 “Annual Discussion & Meltdown” is in the thread’s OP for a reason I suppose

[Ocean Boulevard 39,346]

An insider told me some news:

 

-WHF samples "Say Yes to Heaven" in the intro and you can hear her singing in  the outro "my pussy taste like pepsi cola" ( as backing vocals)

-There will be three bonus tracks - Yosemite is one of them and is about having sex in the bushes of the Yosemite National Park

-The title track is 8 minutes of Lana making plane noises...in the last 30 seconds there will be an E-Guitar and Lana whispers "Cumtrails over the Countryclub"  5 times in a row

- Tulsa Jesus Freak got renamed to Tesla Jesus Freak

 

And Lana will surprise drop the album today 

 

 

[Tropicobitchh 526]

1 minute ago, Pico Boulevard said:

An insider told me some news:

 

-WHF samples "Say Yes to Heaven" in the intro and you can hear her singing in  the outro "my pussy taste like pepsi cola" ( as backing vocals)

-There will be three bonus tracks - Yosemite is one of them and is about having sex in the bushes of the Yosemite National Park

-The title track is 8 minutes of Lana making plane noises...in the last 30 seconds there will be an E-Guitar and Lana whispers "Cumtrails over the Countryclub"  5 times in a row

- Tulsa Jesus Freak got renamed to Tesla Jesus Freak

 

 

 

Lmaooo

[Bustydelrey 4,184]

12 minutes ago, Lustformoney said:

Yup but we all know she would get dragged on twitter

Twitter locals can go fuck themselves

[Make me your Dream Life 83,394]

Sheridan's been at the Wright Home, check his gram. his other posts don't have any other countdowns. he's already worked w her, see his other post. 
he seems to be of alright character. 

3 days, 4 midnites. emojis. the tags. 

now. depending on the range of theories, from an early release. magazines. to whatever. the point was and is rooted mainly from getting some sort of news. 

it's only fair to think that, that might've happened. hence til today. isolated thread, to his post being the only feed source of news. 

glad that there weren't any I told you so's. bc personally, n I say this calmly w a sense of relief, that it was still pretty great for the thread and forum to be active, having fun. both sides. 
today's still not over. September 5th. word merit. to the other users still thinking about what the hell's been happening, and keeping space in their thought about the record. whether secretly or not, this one's for you. i'll make jokes after the 5th is over. but here's to not having to 

[Psychedelic Pussy 29,248]

please god give us a cover of an old song on this record.. Lana’s covers are beautiful 

[TrashMagiq 55,493]

It’s COCC day ladies!

[Tropicobitchh 526]

I’ll be so sad if we don’t get anything today. Please just let it be something