Blue Banisters - Pre-Release Thread: OUT October 22nd, 2021

[SalvaWHORE 34,006]

At this point i still dont understand why does the piano bug some of y'all so much, as if using piano for your songs is a lazy thing or something... like, it's ridiculous, most of Lana's best songs of her discography are piano ballads. The way y'all just give yourselves the right to throw at her such random non-sense bullshits for no reason is so unreal.

[SweetHenny 14,579]

6 minutes ago, Chiunzhan said:

Is Marina featured anywhere?

Yes, she is featured on Adele's new album

[Dark Angel 202,370]

i was also informed that lana del rey will be using this instrument called "vocal chords" for blue banisters? how do we feel about this?   

[NikoGo 60,816]

1 minute ago, Surf Noir said:

i heard that elizabeth woolridge grant could possibly be singing on this album, do we believe this rumor?  

I really hope not, her duets are always underwhelming and don't hit as hard as solo tracks 

[tulsa jesus freaks 9,370]

i mean it's basically the 21st cause it'll come out in NZ as always

[NikoGo 60,816]

Just now, Surf Noir said:

i was also informed that lana del rey will be using this instrument called "vocal chords" for blue banisters? how do we feel about this?   

that’s a brand of piano right?

[SweetHenny 14,579]

We talked about questions for the culture so many times and on this album she will answer these questions 

[YourGirl666 13,251]

Drive me in your white car 

[turquoisejewel 2,014]

11 minutes ago, daphnedinkley said:

honestly i feel like this is such an unpopular opinion but i really dont want the album to leak, we're SO close, wouldn't it be better just to hear it in 9 days as the artist intended? sure if we were months away then by all means leak that shit but we're literally in single digits now  just over a week!

 

and honestly i feel like it'd be such a special experience for us all to be able to enjoy it on release day together, whether on streaming services or on vinyl, cd, cassette, however we wanna listen to it in fullllll beautiful quality, not using some site like [redacted] or having to download any shady files or whatever! and everyone can do their little release day rituals too! it'd just be so much better. im manifesting a smooth rollout personally, sorry

 

edit: leak Crazy For You tho

I agree. I don't know if Lana still gives a flying rat's ass anymore about having her albums leak but still I think it's past the time for that tbh... we're so close to release day so what's the point in leaking just a few days prior and ruin the moment? Plus BB being the first album to NOT leak would make it even more special 

Besides leaking crazy for you, greenwich acid & garden of eden sounds like it would be way more rewarding than leaking an album that's gonna be out in 9 days anyway  

[palemoonbaby 15,104]

ALBUM, SONGS EVERYTHING COMING IN 9 DAYS

[Dark Angel 202,370]

9 days is basically 8 days which is basically 7 days which is basically 6 days which is basically 5 days which is basically 4 days which is basically 3 days which is basically 2 days which is basically 1 day which is basically 0 days which basically means the album came out yesterday 

[littleseashell 2,499]

5 minutes ago, Niko Dealergo said:

that’s a brand of piano right?

No they're special singing chickens that run... 

Spoiler

barefeet 

[Furor Poeticus 16,357]

4 minutes ago, Whore of Tropico said:

At this point i still dont understand why does the piano bug some of y'all so much, as if using piano for your songs is a lazy thing or something... like, it's ridiculous, most of her best songs are piano ballads.

So true bestie. Imagine if people complained about piano on like, a Tori Amos record or sumn. 

 

Her music become more selective (???) is again, the trend kinda started with NFR; those who get tired of piano can sashay away and those who stay will have a time of a lifetime.

[SalvaWHORE 34,006]

2 minutes ago, palemoonbaby said:

ALBUM, SONGS EVERYTHING COMING IN 9 DAYS

LDR9 title + 1st release date announcement in 9 DAYS. WE WON! BITCHES REJOICE!!!

 

[turquoisejewel 2,014]

1 minute ago, littleseashell said:

No they're special singing chickens that run... 

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barefeet 

only if babies are on the way tho

[Glitter Boy 16,558]

Me bopping to Thunder final and the rest of the album in 9 days  

[palemoonbaby 15,104]

Just now, Whore of Tropico said:

LDR9 title announcement in 9 DAYS. WE WON! BITCHES REJOICE!!! 

THE MELTDOWNS WHEN SHE DIDN'T RELEASE ON TEASED DATE

[Dark Angel 202,370]

lipsters saying how much they hate piano ballads & the piano in lana's songs while at the same time listening to old money, fine china, million dollar man, & cherry blossom

 

[SweetHenny 14,579]

"If you lie down with me" mentions Barrie's dick size in the lyrics, listen and find out 

[SalvaWHORE 34,006]

3 minutes ago, PeroxidePrincess said:

So true bestie. Imagine if people complained about piano on like, a Tori Amos record or sumn. 

 

Her music become more selective (???) is again, the trend kinda started with NFR; those who get tired of piano can sashay away and those who stay will have a time of a lifetime.

They just want to spread their Antonoff national hate propaganda