Blue Banisters - Pre-Release Thread: OUT October 22nd, 2021

[Surf Noir 191,050]

lana when she reads all of the reviews for blue banisters and decides to perform the entire ultraviolence album & a spoken-word performance of qftc instead of arcadia tomorrow

 

[Pink Champagne 9,090]

2 minutes ago, Prettywhenyoudye said:

i’m SO excited omg ❤️‍🔥 my once in a blue moon posting just to be apart of all of the hype hehe are any of y’all listening in a special way / setting?! i think i might drive to the beach 🏝☪️ 

I have to work 

[DCooper 34,795]

All of us knowing that we're smarter than the critics who don't understand this album

 

[The Stargirl Pinky 67,805]

3 minutes ago, prettywhenimhigh said:

MY FUCKING SPOTIFY TAKING 5 MINUTES TO FUCKING LOAD 

 

Me OMW to fix your Spotify 

[Make me your Dream Life 83,472]

1 minute ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

Seriously, if her tour doesn’t include a tractor. I will be a bit pissed…

Manifesting . . . 

[plastiscguy 58,763]

LET'S KEEP BURNING

Edited October 22, 2021 by plastiscguy
I wrote burping

[Super Movie 50,404]

This is the most promo John Deere has gotten in years

[Surf Noir 191,050]

lana's ldr9 announcement crashing lanaboards tomorrow night

 

[LustForDelRey 591]

1 minute ago, Surf Noir said:

lana when she reads all of the reviews for blue banisters and decides to perform the entire ultraviolence album & a spoken-word performance of qftc instead of arcadia tomorrow

 

STOP DONT GIVE HER ANY IDEAS 

[prettywhenimhigh 48,803]

COME ON TEXT BOOK

 

[War In My Mind 2,995]

so which one of the accounts lurking do we think is actually Lana

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,231]

Just now, Surf Noir said:

lana when she reads all of the reviews for blue banisters and decides to perform the entire ultraviolence album & a spoken-word performance of qftc instead of arcadia tomorrow

 

Imagine she decided to perform Fucked my way up to the top? 

[Fingertips 72,117]

when Lana re-releases AKA with "Put Me In a Movie" as the lead single after reading Sputnik's "review"

 

[Surf Noir 191,050]

the john deere employees who went on strike when they listen to blue banisters

 

[plastiscguy 58,763]

Just now, War In My Mind said:

so which one of the accounts lurking do we think is actually Lana

@arcadialovesong2018

[Make me your Dream Life 83,472]

Lana bulldozing all the basic cars while she tries to park at the supermart cus she needs more slurpees n spaghetts 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,231]

Just now, War In My Mind said:

so which one of the accounts lurking do we think is actually Lana

It’s definitely “not” me…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[DCooper 34,795]

Me buying stocks in John Deere

 

[Make me your Dream Life 83,472]

Just now, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

Imagine she decided to perform Fucked my way up to the top? 

*the tractor? why yes, we as a forum concur 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 20,231]

Just now, Pineapple B00ST said:

Lana bulldozing all the basic cars while she tries to park at the supermart cus she needs more slurpees n spaghetts 

Should would never harm an automobile, That was just CGI in chemtrails MV…