Blue Banisters - Post-Release Discussion Thread + Poll

[Pico Ocean Boulevard 41,094]

Guys Text Book flows so good sonically after Sweet Carolina The album is meant to listen on loop 

[Marius 12,804]

3 minutes ago, Whore of Tropico said:

@Marius honey i don't think the site literally rates her album negatively at all.

Here's how it works on sputnik

 5.0 = classic / 4.0= excellent meanwhile 2.5= average. 

Think of these as "stars" 

 

 

And some of these assholes might be too dumb to rate it right on Metacritic's scales?! 🤔 idk but there must be some mistake.

I don't really pay attention to users score. 1.5 for Chemtrails is called "very poor"...and that's a slander for Miss Lana. 

[brandon 13,317]

2 minutes ago, arcadialovesong2018 said:

Elton is so irrelevant. He is forcing his voice in dua piper and Charlie push's songs just so people can recognise him. but the sad truth is  no one likes Elton 

yeah he’s long past his peak… he had some great songs but now… this man needs to retire 

[Bonita 12,535]

 

[Honeyyoung 17,096]

there are planes in L.A. with "blue banisters out now" and "lana del rey"!!

[arcadialovesong2018 674]

I just got a flashback to when @your dealer posted screenshots exposing @lustforlife . That tea was SPILLEDTTTT sis  left my eyes rolling like 

[SalvaWHORE 34,006]

18 minutes ago, Marius said:

Unfortunately yes. I smell 2. 3 at bestbecause they’re tasteless rat

22 minutes ago, Marius said:

It’s user score. They (Sputnik reviewer) gave 1.5 for Chemtrails which is 30 on Metacritic and 3.7 for NFR! (68 on Meta)

 
wait I think I get how it works!

5 = 10/10

4.5 = 9/10

4.0 = 8/10

3.5= 7/10

3.0= 6/10

2.5= 5/10

2.0=4/10

1.5=3/10

1.0=2/10

0.5= 1/10

0 = 0/10

 

Therefore, we do the math:

NFR has 3.7 = 68/100 & 6.8 on scale from 1 to 10.
COCK has 1.5 = 30/100 
BB has4.1 is 8.1/10 and 81/100. That's a pretty good score from miss Sputnik.

 

It's the scale makes you think the score is low 💀🙏

 

@Marius dont worry, they dont dare to shit on Blue Banisters honey we still WON. 

[Jeanne Dielman 5,982]

2 minutes ago, Big Star said:

 

 

 

[arcadialovesong2018 674]

1 minute ago, Honeyyoung said:

there are planes in L.A. with "blue banisters out now" and "lana del rey"!!

pics or you're lying.

[Summerain 1,269]

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[Marius 12,804]

1 minute ago, Honeyyoung said:

there are planes in L.A. with "blue banisters out now" and "lana del rey"!!

Waiting for "shut up. this is my day" once again. 

[SalvaWHORE 34,006]

6 minutes ago, Marius said:

I don't really pay attention to users score. 1.5 for Chemtrails is called "very poor"...and that's a slander for Miss Lana. 

yes it is. Because 1.5/5 = 3/10 = 30/100 on metacritic.
such a disgrace to Chemtrails but no worries luv! BB is still winning i believe it. 

[The Baradise Edition 113]

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[Marius 12,804]

1 minute ago, Whore of Tropico said:

 
wait I think I get how it works!

5 = 10/10

4.5 = 9/10

4.0 = 8/10

3.5= 7/10

3.0= 6/10

2.5= 5/10

2.0=4/10

1.5=3/10

1.0=2/10

0.5= 1/10

0 = 0/10

 

Therefore, we do the math:

NFR has 3.7 = 68/100 & 6.8 on scale from 1 to 10.
COCK has 1.5 = 30/100 
BB has4.1 is 8.1/10 and 81/100. That's a pretty good score from miss Sputnik.

 

It's the scale makes you think the score is low 💀🙏

 

@Marius dont worry, they dont dare to shit on Blue Banisters honey we still WON.

King this 4,1 rate is users score which doesn't count to Metacritic. We're still waiting for an official score from a reviewer 

[prettywhenimhigh 49,330]

4 minutes ago, BlueGreenGray said:

 

 

 

I'm SCREAMING 

this is the best jasmine gif ever and it's literally lana in BB MV omg

[SalvaWHORE 34,006]

14 minutes ago, Marius said:

King this 4,1 rate is users score which doesn't count to Metacritic. We're still waiting for an official score from a reviewer 

 

wait i am deceased 💀🙏

i thought 4.1 is the final score  i thought they already put on a review 

Dont mind me no more  

(And yes, imma get my John Deere ready to floor these heaux if they fucking dare to give her <3.5)

[Crazy Husband Thief 3,904]

Am I the only one who doesn’t see this as a "proper" album but rather an EP with some unreleased/old songs stacked onto it?

It feels even less inspired than COTCC.

 

Anyway…my faves are probably:

Thunder, Text Book & Black Bathing Suit. The rest is somewhat forgettable imo.

[Cinnamon Cherry 8]

 My personal highlights for this album are:

- BBS' chaotic outro

- IYLDWM outro

- Dealer's chorus

- Living Legend's WHY WHY WHY WHY

- Sweet Carolina's bluuuuuues

[War In My Mind 2,999]

omg I finally figured out how to change an album cover so I can have the supreme cover on my flac files. Idk why samsung music blocks you from editing flac files, I had to download a whole separate ass app

[Honeyyoung 17,096]

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@arcadialovesong2018