Santa Daddy comes into your house wearing only his Chromatica jockstrap and says he wanna peg you, but before he does it, he wants to make a Lana related wish come true - fat cock Santa grants you a Lana wish (feat. Nikki Lane) (Thanks @TrashMagiq)

[IanadeIrey 62,160]

I love @YourGirl666 even if I don’t understand their sense of humour…never change, my b 

[prettywhenimhigh 49,530]

1 minute ago, IanadeIrey said:

I love @YourGirl666 even if I don’t understand their sense of humour…never change, my b 

 

agree 

[YourGirl666 13,290]

3 minutes ago, ChaoticLipster said:

What’s your religion Yourgirl666? Crystal METHodist? 

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[IanadeIrey 62,160]

1 minute ago, prettywhenimhigh said:

 

agree 

There’s just something about them that is so iconic, like, only they can make me laugh with wild thread titles like these 

[YourGirl666 13,290]

3 minutes ago, IanadeIrey said:

I love @YourGirl666 even if I don’t understand their sense of humour…never change, my b 

Release Roll With Me queeeeeennnn

[prettywhenimhigh 49,530]

chromatica jockstrap santa daddy leak trans-am, bartender instrumental and bikini gold!!!!

[ChaoticLipster 24,913]

3 minutes ago, YourGirl666 said:

swimmingpoolglimmeringdarlingwhitebikinioffwithmyrednailpolishwatchmeintheswimmingpoolbrightblueripplesyousittingsippingonyourblackcristalohyeahboomlikethatboomlikethatboomlikethat hoe of the 666th day of the Nikkocalypse out September 11th, Lanaboards exclusive 

I agree with you COCC really is her worst album

[Super Movie 52,185]

I say we make "Santa Daddy comes into your house wearing only his Chromatica jockstrap and says he wanna peg you, but before he does it, he wants to make a Lana related wish come true - fat cock Santa grants you a Lana wish" our official Lanaboards slogan 

[YourGirl666 13,290]

1 minute ago, ChaoticLipster said:

I agree with you COCC really is her worst album

Fat cocc Santa writing a diss track about you in 3, 2, ...

[Glitter Boy 16,681]

50 minutes ago, rightofjupiter said:

Vault release of all the unreleased tracks that didn’t make albums in a gorgeous vinyl boxset

Divided by eras and including songs we didn't even know that existed  

[Frangipani 11,616]

Lana vs Patty live showdown

[Miss Doing Nothing 1,696]

My wish would be To hope without it being dangerous. I’m not here for this Santa Pegging Daddy

[American Whore 52,194]

I think my wish would be that when Lana makes her inevitable return to social media, she'll make an account here to answer all our questions 

 

and then while she's on here she can set up a soundcloud and leak her own unrelease shit every day or two 

[Super Movie 52,185]

Just now, Hydroponic Weeds said:

I think my wish would be that when Lana makes her inevitable return to social media, she'll make an account here to answer all our questions 

What if she already has  I've always wondered if Lana's ever been an LB lurker 

[American Whore 52,194]

Just now, Super Movie said:

What if she already has  I've always wondered if Lana's ever been an LB lurker 

her team knows about us i mean shit, they're still sending Elle info so i'm 99% sure she's here but we just don't know. i wish someone who talks to her on her livestreams would fucking ask her

[YourGirl666 13,290]

My name is Lizzy

[DeadSeaOfMercury 24,366]

27 minutes ago, prettywhenimhigh said:

 

they're real believe me in the 2000s I saw with my own eyes! it's indeed like the NFR cassette 

would be perfect right?  

Great, Time to start a label, Sign a bitch, Make some Merch.

Spoiler

And when the interviewer says:

why you support such shit talent?

Spoiler

Because c*nt, I wanted a glitter cd case made, I know they’re shit, now buy the album…

Spoiler

 

 

[Miss Doing Nothing 1,696]

1 minute ago, Hydroponic Weeds said:

her team knows about us i mean shit, they're still sending Elle info so i'm 99% sure she's here but we just don't know. i wish someone who talks to her on her livestreams would fucking ask her

Yes of course our queen does. The only thing for us to wonder about is what it would feel like to her reading some of our comments. It’s in the little things that might be hurtful reading while it could just be an analysis of us

[DeadSeaOfMercury 24,366]

8 minutes ago, Super Movie said:

What if she already has  I've always wondered if Lana's ever been an LB lurker 

Okay…

you got me, I’m Lana 

Spoiler

Not really 

Spoiler

But you really don’t know do you? 

Spoiler

       

 

[Three White Butterflies 27,643]

i didnt read any of that but i can only imagine