Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[caitlyn valliulina 4,425]

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that's why they call me lanita!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

[Eugene 26,669]

1 minute ago, guns and roses said:

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that's why they call me lanita!!!!!!

 

 

 

girl 

[Sunset Opal 4,319]

Just now, littleredpartydress said:

Beautiful new candy necklace coming soon 😍😍😍🚀🚀🚀

our next surf rock anthem YES 

[ShootingNeon 788]

i can almost see it,

that leak i’m dreamin’

 

[caitlyn valliulina 4,425]

2 minutes ago, margaret soty said:

girl 

 

OMG I FORGOT there's an extra spoiler now because i feel guilty 

[Poor Stacy 11,996]

Candy Necklace tea, forwarded to me from @Kintsugi: 

 

- The reason no one's talking about it is because it's ... not really a song (?). Or more of a non-song.

- The Judah Interlude ends, and CN begins with the background gospel singers laughing...

- The song starts with a 1 minute "interlude" like The Grants, where the background singers are messing up/rehearsing another line

- The piano starts near the 1 minute mark with the snippet we heard

- "Rockefeller, my umbrella" isn't even a finished verse, she basically just riffs with the piano, humming and singing "D'ya like my candy necklace... Wanna bite my candy necklace, papi..." 

- There's a literal piano interlude for the next 3 minutes of the song, with soft instruments played behind it, no singing at all

- Lana finishes the track by singing the chorus of Yes to Heaven over the melody before laughing, and then the Jon Baptiste interlude starts.

 

[caitlyn valliulina 4,425]

1 minute ago, Poor Stacy said:

Candy Necklace tea, forwarded to me from @Kintsugi: 

 

 

  Hide contents

- The reason no one's talking about it is because it's ... not really a song (?). Or more of a non-song.

- The Judah Interlude ends, and CN begins with the background gospel singers laughing...

- The song starts with a 1 minute "interlude" like The Grants, where the background singers are messing up/rehearsing another line

- The piano starts near the 1 minute mark with the snippet we heard

- "Rockefeller, my umbrella" isn't even a finished verse, she basically just riffs with the piano, humming and singing "D'ya like my candy necklace... Wanna bite my candy necklace, papi..." 

- There's a literal piano interlude for the next 3 minutes of the song, with soft instruments played behind it, no singing at all

- Lana finishes the track by singing the chorus of Yes to Heaven over the melody before laughing, and then the Jon Baptiste interlude starts.

 

 

 

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if this is true then why is it so surprising but not surprising at all 

 

 

[dyktatuob 1,233]

1 minute ago, Poor Stacy said:

Candy Necklace tea, forwarded to me from @Kintsugi: 

 

 

  Reveal hidden contents

- The reason no one's talking about it is because it's ... not really a song (?). Or more of a non-song.

- The Judah Interlude ends, and CN begins with the background gospel singers laughing...

- The song starts with a 1 minute "interlude" like The Grants, where the background singers are messing up/rehearsing another line

- The piano starts near the 1 minute mark with the snippet we heard

- "Rockefeller, my umbrella" isn't even a finished verse, she basically just riffs with the piano, humming and singing "D'ya like my candy necklace... Wanna bite my candy necklace, papi..." 

- There's a literal piano interlude for the next 3 minutes of the song, with soft instruments played behind it, no singing at all

- Lana finishes the track by singing the chorus of Yes to Heaven over the melody before laughing, and then the Jon Baptiste interlude starts.

 

 

😭😭😭😭😭

[littleredpartydress 49,871]

2 minutes ago, Poor Stacy said:

Candy Necklace tea, forwarded to me from @Kintsugi: 

 

 

  Hide contents

- The reason no one's talking about it is because it's ... not really a song (?). Or more of a non-song.

- The Judah Interlude ends, and CN begins with the background gospel singers laughing...

- The song starts with a 1 minute "interlude" like The Grants, where the background singers are messing up/rehearsing another line

- The piano starts near the 1 minute mark with the snippet we heard

- "Rockefeller, my umbrella" isn't even a finished verse, she basically just riffs with the piano, humming and singing "D'ya like my candy necklace... Wanna bite my candy necklace, papi..." 

- There's a literal piano interlude for the next 3 minutes of the song, with soft instruments played behind it, no singing at all

- Lana finishes the track by singing the chorus of Yes to Heaven over the melody before laughing, and then the Jon Baptiste interlude starts.

 

 

The way people will believe this

[marryingkind 2,492]

2 minutes ago, Poor Stacy said:

Candy Necklace tea, forwarded to me from @Kintsugi: 

 

 

  Hide contents

- The reason no one's talking about it is because it's ... not really a song (?). Or more of a non-song.

- The Judah Interlude ends, and CN begins with the background gospel singers laughing...

- The song starts with a 1 minute "interlude" like The Grants, where the background singers are messing up/rehearsing another line

- The piano starts near the 1 minute mark with the snippet we heard

- "Rockefeller, my umbrella" isn't even a finished verse, she basically just riffs with the piano, humming and singing "D'ya like my candy necklace... Wanna bite my candy necklace, papi..." 

- There's a literal piano interlude for the next 3 minutes of the song, with soft instruments played behind it, no singing at all

- Lana finishes the track by singing the chorus of Yes to Heaven over the melody before laughing, and then the Jon Baptiste interlude starts.

 

 

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Idk if you’re being fr rn

 

[Blossom 8,976]

Just now, guns and roses said:

 

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wut...? 

 

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candy necklace pseudonym for Yes to Heaven

 

[Get Drunk 17,971]

1 minute ago, Poor Stacy said:

Candy Necklace tea, forwarded to me from @Kintsugi: 

 

 

  Reveal hidden contents

- The reason no one's talking about it is because it's ... not really a song (?). Or more of a non-song.

- The Judah Interlude ends, and CN begins with the background gospel singers laughing...

- The song starts with a 1 minute "interlude" like The Grants, where the background singers are messing up/rehearsing another line

- The piano starts near the 1 minute mark with the snippet we heard

- "Rockefeller, my umbrella" isn't even a finished verse, she basically just riffs with the piano, humming and singing "D'ya like my candy necklace... Wanna bite my candy necklace, papi..." 

- There's a literal piano interlude for the next 3 minutes of the song, with soft instruments played behind it, no singing at all

- Lana finishes the track by singing the chorus of Yes to Heaven over the melody before laughing, and then the Jon Baptiste interlude starts.

 

 

need to see how everyone else responds to this before i believe it or not

[The Grants 13,489]

2 minutes ago, Poor Stacy said:

Candy Necklace tea, forwarded to me from @Kintsugi: 

 

 

  Reveal hidden contents

- The reason no one's talking about it is because it's ... not really a song (?). Or more of a non-song.

- The Judah Interlude ends, and CN begins with the background gospel singers laughing...

- The song starts with a 1 minute "interlude" like The Grants, where the background singers are messing up/rehearsing another line

- The piano starts near the 1 minute mark with the snippet we heard

- "Rockefeller, my umbrella" isn't even a finished verse, she basically just riffs with the piano, humming and singing "D'ya like my candy necklace... Wanna bite my candy necklace, papi..." 

- There's a literal piano interlude for the next 3 minutes of the song, with soft instruments played behind it, no singing at all

- Lana finishes the track by singing the chorus of Yes to Heaven over the melody before laughing, and then the Jon Baptiste interlude starts.

 

 

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when the jon batiste interlude is the true highlight of the album and we all skip from a&w to it 

 

[ivory almond 15,639]

 

 

Dear Culture,

Please help us all in the search for Candy Necklace. She was last seen in a distressing video posted on August 22, 2022 with Lana Del Rey and Jon Batiste in what looks to be a studio. We believe she may be being held hostage there. If you have heard, seen, or know anything, reach out as soon as possible. The award for bringing Candy Necklace home to us is a free Nikki Lane album vinyl of your choice. Keep her in your prayers, thank you. ❤️🌊🚀

...Sincerely, ivory almond

[sadness is a butterfly 5,795]

2 minutes ago, Poor Stacy said:

Candy Necklace tea, forwarded to me from @Kintsugi: 

 

 

  Reveal hidden contents

- The reason no one's talking about it is because it's ... not really a song (?). Or more of a non-song.

- The Judah Interlude ends, and CN begins with the background gospel singers laughing...

- The song starts with a 1 minute "interlude" like The Grants, where the background singers are messing up/rehearsing another line

- The piano starts near the 1 minute mark with the snippet we heard

- "Rockefeller, my umbrella" isn't even a finished verse, she basically just riffs with the piano, humming and singing "D'ya like my candy necklace... Wanna bite my candy necklace, papi..." 

- There's a literal piano interlude for the next 3 minutes of the song, with soft instruments played behind it, no singing at all

- Lana finishes the track by singing the chorus of Yes to Heaven over the melody before laughing, and then the Jon Baptiste interlude starts.

 

 

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If this is real….I was halfway right with saying it was YTH on the last page  

 

[tulsa jesus freaks 9,370]

guys they're obviously joking pls, i know some of you are desperate for infos but don't be silly

 

[Lasso 13,198]

When's it gonna be my turn

[caitlyn valliulina 4,425]

5 minutes ago, littleredpartydress said:

The way people will believe this

 

in my all defense, people been messing with us all week so i can see how someone me would believe it at first glance. for anyone that thinks they're being serious please go reread it before posting 

[hayden del rey 668]

5 minutes ago, Poor Stacy said:

Candy Necklace tea, forwarded to me from @Kintsugi: 

 

 

  Hide contents

- The reason no one's talking about it is because it's ... not really a song (?). Or more of a non-song.

- The Judah Interlude ends, and CN begins with the background gospel singers laughing...

- The song starts with a 1 minute "interlude" like The Grants, where the background singers are messing up/rehearsing another line

- The piano starts near the 1 minute mark with the snippet we heard

- "Rockefeller, my umbrella" isn't even a finished verse, she basically just riffs with the piano, humming and singing "D'ya like my candy necklace... Wanna bite my candy necklace, papi..." 

- There's a literal piano interlude for the next 3 minutes of the song, with soft instruments played behind it, no singing at all

- Lana finishes the track by singing the chorus of Yes to Heaven over the melody before laughing, and then the Jon Baptiste interlude starts.

 

 

“massive” my ass

 

but this can’t be true- the background gospel singers were not listed in the production credits of this song like they were in listed in “the grants” credits. if they were actually in it, they would’ve been credited.

[Blossom 8,976]

Just now, tulsa jesus freaks said:

guys they're obviously joking pls, i know some of you are deseperate for infos but don't be silly

 

I'm so baffled by these responses