Random Lana Discussion Thread

[LanaBalkana 6,841]

Just now, Thoth said:

 

Yes she used to sing her p*ssy tasting like Pepsi cola like Adele

mah c¥nt tastes like lucozade 🇬🇧

[the ocean 67,608]

7 minutes ago, Xenoblade 3 said:

Also not a fan of Lana using sexuality to sell. She needs to cater to the conservatives and the retirement homes demographic as well. Not push them away. She just gained more of them through the Taylor collab.

4 minutes ago, Xenoblade 3 said:

She used to be a class act like Adele. Now she’s a wh0re.

it's ok to say you're jealous of her boobs, this is a safe space

[IanadeIrey 62,159]

God, I feel like being a bitch but I just don’t have it in me! 

[kaylajam 75]

5 minutes ago, Xenoblade 3 said:

She used to be a class act like Adele. Now she’s a wh0re.

Mad because no one wants to see your hairy ass man boobs?

[For K 9,172]

Just now, IanadeIrey said:

God, I feel like being a bitch but I just don’t have it in me! 

 

Oh I'm in enabler please do it. Please say what we all are thinking 

[cherrytropico 11,115]

8 minutes ago, Xenoblade 3 said:

Also not a fan of Lana using sexuality to sell. She needs to cater to the conservatives and the retirement homes demographic as well. Not push them away. She just gained more of them through the Taylor collab. 
 

 

help why isn’t this person banned yet  they’ve consistently posted hate against lana not only on here but also on twitter. definitely an obsessed troll that needs to be put down  @NikoGo @Elle

[littleredpartydress 49,903]

8 minutes ago, Xenoblade 3 said:

Also not a fan of Lana using sexuality to sell. She needs to cater to the conservatives and the retirement homes demographic as well. Not push them away. She just gained more of them through the Taylor collab. 
 

 

I’m sorry but each post you make is somehow dumber than the last please shut up oh my god 

[Delete NOW 2,326]

11 minutes ago, Blossom said:

I hope Taylor posts titty pics too

Taylor is a mastermind of inoffensive imagery and four-quadrant appeal. She would never. They edit “Fat” out of the Anti-Hero video as soon as the complains start.

 

Taylor doesn’t even have any explicit songs or any songs about sex or drugs or drinking until very recently. I blame her recent relations to Lana Del Rey for this.

[Sportscruiser 11,897]

9 minutes ago, Xenoblade 3 said:

Also not a fan of Lana using sexuality to sell. She needs to cater to the conservatives and the retirement homes demographic as well. Not push them away. She just gained more of them through the Taylor collab. 
 

 

 

 

[American Whore 52,023]

9 minutes ago, Xenoblade 3 said:

Also not a fan of Lana using sexuality to sell. She needs to cater to the conservatives and the retirement homes demographic as well. Not push them away. She just gained more of them through the Taylor collab. 
 

 

 

we get it, you want the attention on yourself or your favs or whatever, but can you be either part of the discussion or go to another thread to ramble or something? this is annoying 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 23,934]

3 minutes ago, Xenoblade 3 said:

Also not a fan of Lana using sexuality to sell. She needs to cater to the conservatives and the retirement homes demographic as well. Not push them away. She just gained more of them through the Taylor collab. 
 

 

See this is weird, Because I was thinking Rihanna should bring her on stage for S&M - But it sounds like Dave’s remix:

But when Lana is about to walk on stage, Rihanna says Life is Awesome I confess, Then the instrumental gets HARDER, The once Red & Orange strobe lights - Yes we’re all getting seizures from them, Have now turned Red, White & Yellow beams moving faster.

And the Mashup they’re performing, Literally takes up half the show!

This is me:

And that is the day WAP was forgotten,  Not We Appreciate Power, The Soggy Cunt Song.

But yeah I think Lana could use sex to sell…

Also join Mint Mobile, They’re having a good sale atm!

[plastiscguy 63,478]

Respectfully, shut the fuck up @Xenoblade 3. Stop being so annoying, literally no one wants you here when the only thing you do is spread negativity. Enough is enough.

[the ocean 67,608]

1 minute ago, Xenoblade 3 said:

Taylor is a mastermind of inoffensive imagery and four-quadrant appeal. She would never. They edit “Fat” out of the Anti-Hero video as soon as the complains start.

Taylor doesn’t even have any explicit songs or any songs about sex or drugs or drinking until very recently. 

i heard taylor swift's marketing team is hiring

[daphnedinkley 13,983]

5 minutes ago, Xenoblade 3 said:

She used to be a class act like Adele. Now she’s a wh0re.

blah blah blah the desperate attempt for attention is so boring, the majority of users ignored ur usual “lana sucks! this song sucks! everything sucks!” performance so now you’re trying to up the ante and say something super ~edgelordy~ to get the attention ur so desperately seeking that way instead. guess what bb, nobody’s shocked, nobody’s devastated, nobody’s crying, they’re just bored. hope ur life is going well tho and i’m sure one day you’ll get as bored of this act as everyone else is, it doesn’t suit you X

[Fingertips 72,053]

2 minutes ago, Xenoblade 3 said:

Taylor is a mastermind of inoffensive imagery and four-quadrant appeal. She would never. They edit “Fat” out of the Anti-Hero video as soon as the complains start.

 

Taylor doesn’t even have any explicit songs or any songs about sex or drugs or drinking until very recently. 

Your hot pocket, aka your fifth meal of the day is done cooking in the microwave! 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 23,934]

9 minutes ago, Xenoblade 3 said:

She used to be a class act like Adele. Now she’s a wh0re.

Warning Point.

[Deleted Member 23,729]

y’all better not start dragging the climate criminal now because that’s what they’re trying to make you guys do 

[the ocean 67,608]

did anyone try the paris texas? i thought the paris texas was lovely

[littleredpartydress 49,903]

1 minute ago, Fingertips said:

Your hot pocket, aka your fifth meal of the day is done cooking in the microwave! 

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I'm just going to say it. If you don't like Lana or her recent work why in the absolute FUCK are you on a forum entirely dedicated to news on her. You make tweets, posts, and status updates about your disdain for her work. I have NEVER started drama on here EVER. I have always been civil against even the most awful of people on this site for the sake of maintaining a level head but I have a special hate in my heart for you @Xenoblade 3. Maybe you hate women, maybe you hate Lana I don't really give a shit. 

THIS is personal. You only have negative shit to say and it's so obvious how miserable you are with your own life. 

 

Maybe you should find a fucking JOB and find something better to do than dedicate your free time to dissing an artist you like a few songs from while pissing on her every chance you get. Truly, I hope you find whatever it is you're looking for. Maybe your mother dropped you on your fat fucking head as a child, which I truly hope is the case to explain the absolute fucking brain dead comments you post on here. 

 

Eat shit